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Radar: what are the hardest things to say?

Axel: I was wrong.

Petra: I need help.

Jesse: Worcestershire sauce.

Olivia: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

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So y'all know that show Fresh Off the Boat

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Jesse: why were you arrested?

Lukas: I was arrested because I was too handsome.

Petra: charges were dropped due to no supporting evidence.

(Submitted by @bricheese-zip!)

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Romeo: ...Jesse.

Jesse: ...Romeo.

Radar: Radar!

Jesse: Okay, bud, you just said your own name.

Radar: It was the only one left...

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Romeo: think fast! *throws soccer ball at Jesse*

Jesse: *ducks under*

Jesse: I have the reflexes of a tiger.

Jesse: *proceeds to fall over fence headfirst into a trash can and roll down a hill*

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Thank you so much for more art!!! I love Magnus and Ellegaard's dynamic lmao 💚❤

Magnus: Aw come on Ellie, I know you love me!

Ellegaard: I would sell you to the Admin for a pile of redstone dust.

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Ahhh this is one of my favorite quotes 😂 thank you so much for more art @wolfkice !! You capture Romeo's energy perfectly in this one

Jesse, holding up the gauntlet: YOU READY TO FUCKIN’ DIE?!?!?!

Romeo, t-posing in the Terminal Zone: I’M A BAD BITCH, YOU CAN’T KILL ME!

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Hey everybody!! Today we have some more art for one of my quotes, a massive thank you to @wolfkice for drawing this lovely piece 💖 absolutely stunning!! Thank you :)

Lukas: are you mad?

Petra: no.

Lukas: …so sharpening your sword at 2AM is just a hobby, then?

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Petra: I'm telling you, molotov cocktails work. Any time I had a problem and I threw a molotov cocktail... boom! Right away, I had a different problem.

Lukas: She makes a strong argument.

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Petra: do you actually rank your friends by how hot you think they are?

Stella: calm down, 3

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Romeo: aren't you a little old to have a lemonade stand?

Radar: aren't you a little old to be alive?

Romeo: I'LL SHOW YOU OLD!!

Radar: *throws a lemon at him*

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Axel: yeah, man, we had to climb over the bob wire!

Lukas: did you just say "bob wire?"

Axel: yeah man, that spiky shit!

Jesse: you think it's called bob wire? Like fucking Robert wire? You think it's called Robert wire?

Axel: well what the hell do you think it's called?

Jesse: It's BARB wire, you idiot! Like Barbara wire!

Oliva: oh my God, you guys. BARBED wire. Because the wire has barbs, it is BARBED.

Axel and Jesse: ohhh!

Lukas: fucking Robert and Barbara wire. Fuck you guys.

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Jesse: Stella! What the hell?

Stella: new phone who dis

Jesse: you can't do that in person, it's me!

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Lukas: are you mad?

Petra: no.

Lukas: ...so sharpening your sword at 2AM is just a hobby, then?

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Hey guys!! Today I wanna say thank you to @doodles-from-dj for making this awesome art to go along with one of my quotes. (They actually made it a very long time ago but I didn't happen to see it, however I still wanted to share it with all y'all.) Thank you @doodles-from-dj!! 💗💗

Lukas: Jesse, no! You’re gonna get hurt!

Jesse, standing on the roof on a skateboard: I’ve literally pissed off God and come out alive. I’m not afraid of death anymore.

Lukas:

JESSE GET OFF THE DAMN ROOF

Jesse:

OH, I WILL!

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Axel: Ugh, I hate jazz. Every jazz song is, like, 40 minutes long. It's like, we get it, you can blow on a trumpet! Wrap it up, Elton John!

Olivia: ...Famously a piano player.

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Lukas: Radar, let me see what you have!

Radar: A sword!

Lukas: NO!!!!!!!!!!!