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(POV of ZombieCleo, currently livestreaming on Hermitcraft 10. They are chatting with Grian, GoodTimesWithScar, EthosLab, and Pearlescentmoon in the Hermit Permit office. The song "Please Hold" by Jono is playing in the background.)

Etho: I- I do have one meal a day that's pretty much always the same though. That- that's my sandwich, I gotta get my sandwich in. Scar: Okay- [Grian laughs] Is it like- moose meat? Pearl: (overlapped) Is it a peanut butter sandwich? Cleo: What kind of sandwich? Grian: (overlapped) Do you even- yeah- do you- do you, uh- do you change up what's in the sandwich? Or is it- the same sandwich? Etho: (overlapped) Always the same sandwich, it's my staple. Grian: Always the same sandwich, every day! Cleo: What-

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not beating the autistic allegations

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(POV of GoodTimesWithScar, on Hermitcraft 10. He is currently on his starter base.)

Scar: I think we might need more string- do I not have string? Scar: (referring to Xisuma's message in the in-game chat, which reads "hey Scar".) Uh oh- uh oh- does he know about the- the slime-napping? [Scar laughs] Scar: (Xisuma messages "can you join me in voice for a moment?"; in between laughs) Oh no, guys! Guys! He's got me! He's got me dead to rights! [Scar continues to laugh; he goes to join the voice group, labelled "Scar".] Oh no! Oh no, he's even got my name on it- I feel like I'm going to detention, guys! Xisuma: (talking to chat) -do a live on Demise(?), you are very behind on videos- Hey Scar! Scar: Hello? Uh- uh- hi Xisuma! Xisuma: How's it going buddy? What are you up to? Scar: (overlapped) Oh- oh, just wholesome things! Xisuma: Wholesome things-? (referring to Etho's message in the in-game chat, which reads "let him have it xisuma".) Etho does not sound- impressed. [Scar and Xisuma laugh] What've you been up to? Scar: That Canadian! Argh-

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Can’t get over X’s “how’s it going buddy :) ”

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(POV of cubfan135, on the Hermitcraft 10. He is currently flying through the air, away from the shopping district.)

Cub: (reading Scar's in-game chat message, which reads "I'm here to buy") You're here to buy. [Cub laughs] Oh- you're here to buy fireworks! Hang on. Is he buying fireworks? Where'd he go- Is he- oh my god, he's buying fireworks! Our first sale. Cub: (unmutes and coughs) Hello, sir! You're looking, uh- rather fit today, have you been working out?

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yeah sure whatever. greet your customers like that cub.

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(POV of InTheLittleWood (Martyn), currently focused on his facecam. He has both hands under his chin, a common pose used by teenage girls to look cuter.)

Martyn: Hi! What, me? No, I couldn't kill all of your cows, not me, no.

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i can’t fucking stand this man

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(POV of GoodTimesWithScar, who is streaming on Hermitcraft 10 with TangoTek, Ethoslab and SmallishBeans (Joel). Ethoslab and SmallishBeans (Joel) are not in the frame but can be heard.)

Joel: -big fan of me *laughs* Etho: Someone's gotta put up with you Joel: Oh go out (overlaps Scar) Scar: Ah you two... They need to get a room

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Small mod 🪷 note: For a bit more context, Etho said that he would be using the banners Joel gave him. Then Joel called Etho a big fan of him.

“THEY NEED TO GET A ROOM?” ??!:)$(

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mod list!!

hi. yes. theres multiple of us now. howdy.

admins! #mod 🪼 (jellyfish): anon ^_^

mods! #mod 🪷 (lotus): @dearfizz

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POV of Ethoslab on Hermitcraft season 10 with BdoubleO100. They are at Etho's base

Etho: I don't know if you know RGB values but more like a hundred green

Bdubs: I don't know if you know HSL... but-

Etho and Bdubs: [laughs]

Etho: Hue, Saturation, Luminance

Bdubs: That would be- Yea yea. So that would be a 50L

Bdubs: I don't know if you know RGB [mocking Etho]

Etho and Bdubs: [laughs]

Etho: Well, apparently, you know HSL

Bdubs: Yea, HSL is the uh. That's the uh... primary

Etho: the artist standard you know

Bdubs: Yes, This is beautiful.

Etho: (overlaps) someone that truly understands art

Bdubs: That's right

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been rewatching this so much it was time to make it into a clip

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(POV of VintageBeef, on Hermitcraft 10 with Skizzleman and DocM77. There is suspenseful music in the background.)

Doc: Wh- What are you silencing(?)-? Beef: (overlapped) Skizz- Bring him out! Bring him out, Skizz! [Doors creak as Skizz opens them] Skizz: You got it, boss! You got it. Hey uh- hey Doccy-boy! How we doin'? [Skizz rows out of the room with a villager in an acacia boat] Listen here- Doc: What is wrong with you two- what are you doing? Skizz: You uh- Y' mess with the wrong corporation! Whaddya say, boss, do we do it? Beef: Do you recognize this- this little villager here, Doc? Skizz: Hmm, look at him, look at this guy. Beef: You recognize him? Doc: Yeah, kind of. Beef: Yeah! Skizz: (overlapped) He recognizes you? Doc: I mean- Beef: He's one of your original uh- breeding villagers! Doc: (overlapped) Yeah, yeah, yeah? Skizz: Looks like he's not gonna be showing up to work tomorrow! [Skizz kills the villager] Oh! You messed with the company, Doccy-boy! Doc: Wha-

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god Skizz was the perfect choice for this bit

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(POV of Skizzleman, who is streaming on Hermitcraft 10 with impulseSV, GeminiTay and GoodTimesWithScar.)

Skizz: Pretend- Pretend Impulse was still in an isolated group and you guys can't hear us. If we do this- moon landing- go ahead, do it. [Impulse and Skizz are standing back to back, before both crouching.] If we do a "moon landing", that means you can- you- [Skizz gets cut off by his dono sound] we're saying you can come on into the isolated group- that's what that means. Okay? [Impulse laughs] Scar: Gem, are you as confused as I am. Gem: Did they just call that a "moon landing"? Skizz: Yeah! Scar: (overlapped) Was it like, moon on moon? I'm so confused. Skizz: (overlapped) Yeah! We're doing a mo- Gem: They're rubbin' their butts on each other! Skizz: No! Not rubbin'! Bumping! Scar: (overlapped) Dude... Skizz: It's just- that- that's just how you do- that's how its- Gem: (overlapped) They are besties, Scar, [Impulse and Skizz laugh] We'll never understand. We will never get there. Scar: I've just never mooned-on-moon on somebody. I mean- do we have to have chin beards for this, or what? I'm confused- Gem: (overlapped) Me either Scar, me either. Skizz: Hold on-

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gem, a few minutes after this: "Guys, Scar and I are uncomfortable."

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(POV of ImpulseSV, livestreaming on Hermitcraft 10, about to watch the Vine GeminiTay sent him (linked under the video). There is music playing in the background.)

[Gem laughs as Impulse's expression shifts as he watches the video.] Impulse: Whaat?! Oh my gosh, so inappropriate, Gem! What in the world- I had no idea! I just thought it was such an off-the-wall comment that it was funny! [Gem continues to laugh as Impulse facepalms] Gem! Gem: (between laughs) Pearl- I'll send it to you Pearl (referring to Pearl's "Now I wanna know" in the in-game chat), I'll send it to- Impulse: [Points to the camera] Nobody google that! Nobody google that- [Impulse and Gem laugh]

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impulse’s reaction to the vine gem was referencing when she said the fish heads on the noteblocks is like ‘mac and cheese’

here’s the vine if you want to know more context

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(Clip of the Imp And Skizz podcast, featuring ImpulseSV and Skizzleman. They are currently discussing the picture below, an oak sign that reads "Welcome to Costco", "I Love You".)

Impulse: It's like (high pitched) "Oh! This is great!" Skizz: Now I feel happy. No, that's a- no. Impulse: (overlapped) Yeah! Thank you! It's a- it's a warm welcome. Skizz: (monotone) Welcome to Costco. I love you. Welcome to Costco, I love you.

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welcome to costco i love you

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(POV of BdoubleO100, on Hermitcraft 9(?). He currently has the large/double chest GUI open.)

Bdubs: (shouting) Oh! Hey! There's two netherite blocks in here. [Camera zooms in to Bdubs' character winking] So kind!

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Today on Adventures in Bdubs Editing Practices: the Uncanny Wink

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(POV of cubfan135, who is on Hermitcraft 10 with GoodTimesWithScar. There is tense music playing in the background.)

Cub: -(Sc)ar you feeling good about- are you feel- gonna good- good about your chances in Demise? How you feeling about that? Scar: (pause; then high pitched) Ehh. (long silence) Cub: N- N- [Cub laughs] Scar: (overlapped) I don't trust you- you're looking at me- I just-! Oh my go-!

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they really are in a constant mental battle at all times the long silence is killing me

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(POV of Welsknight, on Hermitcraft 10 at the Cooperative Caving collection site. He is with iskall85, rendog and Stressmonster101.)

Ren: -an hour and a half! Then I have to do it again! Tomorrow! It's gonna be fantastic. Iskall: (overlapped) -the ritual of joining the server, you gotta stand on this block. Then you gotta pledge your allegiance to Ren-diggity-dawg! Stress: (overlapped) Ren. Ren: Wels, don't believe them, it's a reaper trap. Get off the block. [Stress laughs]

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*in the most flat dejected tone possible* get off the block.

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(POV of JoeHillsTSD, with Smallishbeans on Hermitcraft 10. Joel is currently showing Joe a trap somebody used to try kill him.)

Joel: -Yeah, that's probably wise. Joe: Yeah- oh wow, he really went all out. Joel: So I- I- I- ig- it was a bit of an explosion, and uh, yeah. He uh, tried to blow me up. But that didn't kill me. It was actually me who was killing you. [Joel punches Joe into the dripstone pit, which he lands in with 2 hearts remaining.] Joe: Oh no! Joel: (shouting) NO! It didn't get you?! Joe: Nope! I'm- I- I had two hearts left. Joel: [Distraught Joel noises] That was worth a try at least. Sorry, I'm- I won't do that again, I promise. Joe: Y'know, the f- funny thing is I- I like that the sign says "You've Been Reapered, NOT!" Joel: Yeah, cause it didn't kill me either, so it obviously didn't- oh, terrible, oh well. Joe: Yeah, you're gonna have to make it deeper, I guess. Uhm.

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i'm so glad to see that joel's trapping skills have, if nothing else, remained consistent.

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(POV of ImpulseSV, who is streaming on Hermitcraft 10 with GeminiTay.)

Impulse: -family-friendly here, for the most part. Uh, you know, try to stick with, uh, more- more Pixar-humor type stuff. But uh. Gem: Yeah, like fish- noises. Impulse: Fish noises! Gem: And- and cracks! Impulse: (overlapped) Sounds like- sounds like macaroni and cheese! Yeah. And cracks. Gem: Yeah. Impulse: And cracks. Gem: (overlapped) Macaroni and cheese, huh, Impulse? [Impulse snickers] Impulse: Here the- you said it! Did that make it in the video? Anyone's video? Gem: (overlapped) No. Nobody knows that I said that, so you are just the first one to say it. Not me. Impulse: Oh. oh. [Gem and Impulse laugh] You didn't include that? It was funny! I thought you would include that. Gem: I think I stopped- filming! Impulse: Oh did you. That was hilarious. Gem: (overlapped) I know. I'm just so funny. Impulse: (continued) That was a really funny statement you made. I was like that's worth keeping if I was her. Mac and cheese. Gem: (quietly, overlapped) Okay. okay. It was- Impulse: I don't know where you came up with that, that's the thing. It's like- what triggered in your brain? Gem: (overlapped) Oh, I know where I came up with that, and I bet your chat does too. I know- I know exactly where I came up with that. [Gem laughs] Impulse: Oh no- am I having a boomer moment, where I don't know some sort of- tiktok thing? Oh no. Gem: (overlapped) Chat, we- we know- We know where I came up with that joke. [Gem laughs again] Impulse: (overlapped) Oh no, from Vine? Oh, no, geez. Gem: (between laughs) Hold on- I'll send it to you. (incomprehensible) Impulse: (overlapped) No, I can't watch that on stream! Gem: (continued) Are you able to separate your audio? Can you hear it but not them? Impulse: (distraught) I don't know Gem: Can you- watch it on your phone and mute your mic? [Impulse hesitates] Impulse: Okay. I'll do that. I'mm mute my mic and watch from my phone. [Gem laughs] (quieter) You can't do Vine- you can't send me a Vine- Vine's not a thing anymore. Gem: I'm sending you a Vine right now. Impulse: How'd you find it so fast? Gem: Cause it's a- I- How do you not know what I was referencing? That's why I- didn't like- include it and I said it, cause everybody knows that- Impulse: (overlapped) That's why you didn't- and not- oh my god, I just outed something super inappropriate. Gem: (continued) -and everybody knows what I was actually referencing, not the mac and cheese. [Gem sighs, then laughs] Anyways. Impulse: Great. I had no idea this was some- some dirty thing. Okay hold on. I'm gonna mute my mic, and watch. Gem: Your whole chat knows what I'm talking about. [Gem laughs as Impulse's expression shifts as he watches the video.] Impulse: Whaat?! Oh my gosh, so inappropriate, Gem! What in the world- I had no idea! I just thought it was such an off-the-wall comment that it was funny! [Gem continues to laugh as Impulse facepalms] Gem! Gem: (between laughs) Pearl- I'll send it to you Pearl (referring to Pearl's "Now I wanna know" in the in-game chat), I'll send it to- Impulse: [Points to the camera] Nobody google that! Nobody google that- [Impulse and Gem laugh]

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losing my mind over gem showing impulse this vine

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(POV of cubfan135, on Hermitcraft 10. He is with GeminiTay, EthosLab, Grian, impulseSV, rendog, PearlescentMoon and ZombieCleo, who are have their fishing rods on Etho. They are preparing to launch him into the air.)

Grian: 3, 2, 1, pull! [Collective fishing rod reels in; continued with shouts and laughs of amazement, notably Grian's "We've achieved orbit!"] Impulse: Can he clutch it? Grian: Can he do it? Cub: (overlapped) Will he clutch it? [Everyone awws as Etho dies of fall damage] Etho: Awh- I got the water down, but it didn't save me. [Everybody comments offhandedly.] That was a good height, though. [Multiple agreements]

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etho goes into orbit