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my partner said something that kinda rocked my world
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Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum
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i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
im not a pissbaby
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why am I scrolling . What am I hoping to find
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Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this
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Because I was now a man, I could not speak about what it was like to be a woman. Because I had been a woman, I could never really speak about what it was like to be a man. Do the math: I could not speak. It was a double erasure, a double bind, in which every experience I had was false, and so nothing I said was credible. I could no longer derive authority from my experiences before transition, and shouldn’t even cite them — I had never “really” been a woman, so those things hadn’t happened — but those experiences could always be weaponized against me to prove I wasn’t “really” the man I claimed to be. They call it erasure, when this happens. I wasn’t prepared for how literal the term was. Every day, I could feel myself disappear.
— Eraserhead: On writer's block and being a gender traitor by Jude Doyle
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when talking about AI remember the different versions:
Analytical AI, is the one that can detect cancer and save lives
Generative AI is the one that steals art to make it worse, and gives you a wrong answer every time you google something
Weird Al is the one who got his ponysona to canonically have children with a pony from my little pony
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reblog and add ur opinion about:
cucumber/watermelon
bananas
pineapple on pizza
avocado
sparkling water
marmite/vegemite
#cucumber rocks. watermelon has a texture that my body doesn't react to well and also the seeds are a nightmare. the taste is great though!#(pro tip: cucumber water. made me kinda nauseous today but at least i got the good cucumber stuff)#bananas are a good taste (especially in or on (add cinnamon) bread) but the texture of the middle makes me want to throw up all the time#pineapple on pizza is the only way i will eat pineapple. it adds a good flavour imo and if tomatoes can be on there then so can pineapple#hate avocado. the texture is creamy smooth but the taste. the taste is a nightmare. (guacamole is okay)#i used to drink sparkling water all the time but it's been making my throat and stomach act up. sometimes it's good but most times just. no#i never had marmite/vegemite but i think the sugar stuff my dad eats comes pretty close? at least in appearance and consistency#put on bread with butter is good to eat every now and then#personal#tumblr games
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throwback to the time i went through my cloud that's been saving pictures (mostly against my will, some deliberately) last year, seeing illegally downloaded photos from anime i used to watch, sending them to my best friend and laughing about “how could no one know i was gay?? my attraction to these guys was so queer” only to be hit a few moments later with the “I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS A GUY I THOUGHT THAT WAS NORMAL”
#not listed here: screenshots from youtube videos and also julien bam music videos#man i was so queer and i thought this was how straight people feel about the opposite gender. it most certainly is not#apologies to the guy i made a fan video about that i refuse to delete cause that was one of my first ever edits and i was a teen#teens do odd things i refuse to delete a trace of what little childhood i had#though that was some odd “my friends like other ppl and i really like watching this guy so i must like this guy like they like other ppl”#thing. obsession? fixation? i tried so hard to be normal but unfortunately my personality is a disorder so that did not go well#once again sorry for#vent in the tags#personal#also obligatory disclaimer: queer people are normal! i just thought that was very straight and it wasn't
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I have no grander ambitions in life I simply want to live with people I love, play videod Game, and sink my teeth into all the kinds of eatery on this earth
#doing whatever you want as long as you're happy is all the ambition and success you need :))#<- prev#yes.
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#next time i hear someone complain how no one wants to work anymore#i finally have an answer. “they been saying this shit since 1894.”#“you're like over a hundred years late on that sentiment”#anti capitalism#capitalism
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me after grocery shopping with my mother (takes around an hour and a half): dead to the world, do not speak to me, do not perceive me, i will sleep for three days now
me after grocery shopping with my father (and sometimes his partner) (takes around three hours): thank you so much for going grocery shopping with me. yeah i will lie down a bit and then idk. probably continue playing the game i told you about. thank you again, i love you. thanks for being understanding and helping me. oh also remember the topic we breached for like one minute? i remember. you will receive ten minutes of me speaking about it via voice message. yes i'm tired but i'm still functioning and i don't want to sleep anyway but i actually also don't have to!
#they really don't like each other but my mother sucks the energy out of me#today was especially overwhelming (pain from yesterday made walking hard + loud noises in the store)#but i got up again and i shaved and i'm okay. not too tired or anything#funny how that works#personal
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We gotta stop aiming for unique and interesting baby names we gotta start naming every single infant straight-shot middle-of-the-road ass popular common unisex names like Alex and Sam. By the end of 2031 I wanna see 100% of kindergarten children named either Alex or Sam and you know what, let’s make ‘em all Smiths and Johnsons, too. In an age of digital tracking give your baby the gift of total functional anonymity within the panopticon
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