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Sylvan nodded. "I think so! It would be realy cute..."

A smile came across his face. "I'll make sure I make a cake just as you requested...!"

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Some hours later, Sylvan did successfully bake and frost a strawberry cake with pink frosting and cut strawberries on top! Ta-da~!

”Oh! Syl, there you are. I have a request for you! Could you make me a layered cake with strawberries in the filling?”

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Sylvan wrote some notes. "Pink frosting wiht cut strawberries on top...yep, I can definitely do that! Maybe I can mix strawberries into the frosting to make it pink..."

Emphasis on maybe. A smile spread across his face at hearing Sothis' enthusiasm.

”Oh! Syl, there you are. I have a request for you! Could you make me a layered cake with strawberries in the filling?”

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"No, I don't think it'd be too difficult." Sylvan chuckled softly. "I'll definitely have a cake ready for you as requested!"

What kind of baker would be if he couldn't bake cake?

...one that couldn't bake cake, of course, but he absolutely knew he could definitely bake some cakes!

"Are there any specific decorations you want on the cake?"

”Oh! Syl, there you are. I have a request for you! Could you make me a layered cake with strawberries in the filling?”

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"A layered cake with strawberries in the filling..." Sylvan nodded as he took heed of the request, smiling at the goddess. "Sounds like a strawberry layer cake is on the menu for dessert tonight. I can definitely get started on that."

Admittedly most of his baking experienced leaned toward baking bread, but he'd baked multiple cakes in the past and this one sounded easy enough to handle on his own.

”Oh! Syl, there you are. I have a request for you! Could you make me a layered cake with strawberries in the filling?”

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Send "Trope Talk" and I'll share and discuss a trope that's associated with my muse

(Can be either official ones from TVTropes or more specific/unofficial ones)

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Send "You look like you...", complete the sentence, and see how my muse reacts to being told that!

( Ex: "You look like you bite people." or "You look like you get mad when someone doesn't say "bless you" when you sneeze." )

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© plutoxoxi via x/twitter

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Cleverly Designed Wrapping Paper That Makes Gifts Look Like Loaves of Bread

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this is a hobby!!! it is supposed to be fun. if your drafts don’t spark joy? drop them. if you inbox is overwhelming? clear it! your partners will understand, and more likely than not will be willing to plot something new that does spark that joy. don’t let writing or rp cause unnecessary stress in this already chaotic life. put yourself and your happiness first

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First Meetings Sentences, Vol. 3

(Sentences for muses meeting for the first time. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I'm beginning to find you quite interesting."

"I'm not going to have this conversation, least of all with someone I don't even know."

"How do you know where I live?"

"Who are you and why are you being so aggressive with me?"

"Do you always make this good of a first impression?"

"You don't say much, do you?"

"Oh good, I'm not the only one who's late!"

"I don't trust you. I can't trust you. I don't know who you are or where you come from."

"You have an interesting accent. Where are you from exactly?"

"Perhaps you'd like to know my name?"

"I got here by accident. How did you get here?"

"You're pretty cute, you know that?"

"Is small talk a way you deal with your anxiety?"

"It occurs to me that I don't know the first thing about you."

"I've been warned to watch out for women like you."

"Seeing as you let yourself in, forgive me if it's forwards to ask, but who the hell are you?"

"Who are you to tell me what to do?"

"You don't know me. You only know of me."

"How do you know that name? I haven't used that name in years!"

"Oh, hello! I know you, don't I?"

"You know, it is a little bit strange that we hardly know each other, right?"

"Hey, I immediately don't like you."

"I don't think we've ever been alone in a room together, have we?"

"Odd as it may seem, I don't feel you to be a stranger."

"I think your name is beautiful."

"You know that feeling you have that we've met before? It's the same with me."

"I was hoping we could talk a little business. Would you like some tea?"

"I'm not sure we've ever properly met."

"I didn't want us to meet like this."

"I hear you've been looking for me. I'm flattered."

"Hello! I love your work!"

"I have the strangest sense we've met before. Do you think that's possible? In another lifetime?"

"What are you doing sitting here all by yourself?"

"I've heard so much about you that I feel I almost know you."

"If you know so much about me, then perhaps you would like to say who you are?"

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✎ㅤ. . .ㅤ𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑵 𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑺.

₊˚⊹ ㅤa collection of character analysis /headcanon questions to learn more about your character and your partners'! writing/headcanon prompts requested by anonymous. feel free to edit these as you see fit.

[ 🖐️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat do their hands feel like: soft, calloused, trembling ? [ ☂️ ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they crave touch or fear it ? [ 🎐 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a sound, like a song or voice, that they associate with peace ? [ 🕊️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen did they feel the safest ? [ 💤 ]ㅤ.ㅤhow do they sleep ? curled up, sprawled, holding onto something ? [ 🦇 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a fear they never talk about ? [ 🔒 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a secret they’ve sworn never to tell ? [ 🪢 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen was the last time they broke a promise ? [ 🫳 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho do they feel they owe, but never paid back ? [ 💼 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat do they always carry with them ? [ 🧨 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s the quickest way to set them off, even if they hide it well ? [ ⛓️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat does guilt feel like to them ? [ 💢 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho have they never forgiven and never will ? [ 🩸 ]ㅤ.ㅤis there something or someone that, if lost, would break them ? [ 🌧️ ]ㅤ.ㅤis there a pain they refuse to heal from ? [ 🪞 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen have they looked at their reflection and hated what they saw ? [ 📿 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat superstition or ritual do they cling to ? [ 🌊 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen was the last time they cried ? [ 🐾 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo animals like them instinctively ? [ 🪶 ]ㅤ.ㅤhow do they laugh ? [ 🫀 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho taught them what love is ? did it hurt ? [ 💭 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they believe they’re worthy of being loved ? [ 🎀 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is their main love language ? [ 🔦 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho do they search for ? [ 📜 ]ㅤ.ㅤis there a story they love sharing with others ? [ 🌒 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a dream or goal they have given up on ? [ 🕯️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat memory do they replay when they’re alone ? [ 🌪️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s the one choice they regret (not) making ? [ 🧩 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s a truth about themselves they refuse to admit ? [ 🍻 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of drunk are they ? [ ✉️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of letter would they write but never send ? [ 🗡️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a scar that they have but never talk about ? [ 🕸️ ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a favourite lie they like to hear ? [ 🪦 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat would they want on their gravestone but never admit aloud ? [ 🎱 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of future do they crave, and who’s in it ? [ 🌀 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a recurring dream or nightmare ? [ 🍃 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they feel like they belong ? [ ⚓ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat does “home” mean to them ? [ 🧭 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhere would they go if they could disappear tomorrow ?

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easter asks 🐇

dyed eggs — did you celebrate easter as a child?

easter bunny — did you believe in the easter bunny?

egg hunt — at what age did you stop participating in easter egg hunts?

easter basket — did you parents make you easter baskets?

pastels — what’s your favorite color associated with spring?

chocolate — what kind of candy do you enjoy the most?

lent — are you religious? if so, do you give something up for lent?

spring — does the spring bring a lot of rain where you live?

chicks — do you see a lot of baby animals in the spring?

flowers — what are your favorite spring flowers?

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✦ | Animal Crossing Starters.

Sentence starters based on miscellaneous quotes about the Animal Crossing franchise and games. Some that I’ve heard on the internet, some that myself or friends have said. Is there even a market for this? I have no idea, I just thought they were fun.

Feel free to tweak where necessary!

❝ Nah, you live in a society. I live in the Animal Crossing village. ❞

❝ Nah, bro. you live in a society. I live in the Animal Crossing village. And I’m 30,000 dollars in debt to a fucking raccoon. ❞

❝ You live in a society. I live in the Animal Crossing village. And I’m 30,000 dollars in debt to a fucking tanuki. ❞

❝ I’m 30,000 dollars in debt to a fucking raccoon. ❞

❝ I’m 30,000 dollars in debt to a fucking tanuki. ❞

❝ He’s not even a raccoon. He’s a tanuki, technically — ❞

❝ Shut up, he’s a fucking raccoon — ❞

❝ What the fuck’s a tanuki, anyway? ❞

❝ If you need to play Animal Crossing for five hours? That’s okay. ❞

❝ Animal Crossing is instant serotonin. It’s just a fact. ❞

❝ Don’t ever talk to me, or any of my Animal Crossing villagers, ever again. ❞

❝ Sshh, no. No talking. Just Animal Crossing. ❞

❝ Honestly? I spent the entire day catching fish on Animal Crossing. ❞

❝ My life’s spiraling out of control. So I re-designed my Pocket Camp. ❞

❝ My life’s spiraling out of control. So I re-designed my Animal Crossing village. ❞

❝ Look, they didn’t give us a mechanic to politely ask them to leave. The only solution is bullying them until they get the fucking hint. ❞ 

❝ What is this game teaching kids?? ❞

❝ Oh, no. That villager’s dead to me. ❞

April 2020 Extras !

❝ Zipper kind of terrifies me, honestly. ❞

❝ If the eggs don’t stoppity? Hippity hoppity, gets the choppity. ❞

❝ It’s Bunny Day! I’m gonna kill the bunny. ❞

❝ It’s Bunny Day! ❞

❝ I’m in an egg-based Hell. ❞

❝ This event has to end eventually, right? ❞

❝ Who the fuck ever thought egg fish were a good idea? ❞

❝ They’re creepy, okay? I hate this. ❞

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— EASTER! We’re celebrating Easter! Random prompts for this holiday season. Very random (some based on research and personal experience) but I hope you enjoy!

• Want to help me get everything ready? The bread with all of these different curated meats… I can feel the cholesterol levels rising

• I love when you help me bake the chocolate bunnies! They look… different!

• Don’t forget to hide the eggs before sunrise! My grandma swears it’s bad luck if the kids find them too early.

• We need to hang the last of the painted eggs on the apple tree! It will look so colorful!

• Quick! Help me pack the Easter basket! I promised I would get it blessed before noon!

• If you spot a hare today, it’s the spirit of the old spring goddess!

• If I find all the eggs before you, you owe me a chocolate bunny.

• If I find all the eggs before you, you owe me a kiss.

• Do you want to help dye the eggs or just sit there looking cute?

• Why are there glitter eggs in the fridge?

• Wait, you've never done an Easter egg hunt?

• Is it weird that I’m more excited for matching pastel sweaters than anything else?

• You distract the kids with cartoons, I’ll hide the eggs in the backyard.

• Ugh, can you help me with the bows? I’m using a fork to make them but not even the simplest YouTube tutorial will cut it.

• Can’t we just buy the chocolate eggs? Do we have to go all Ratatouille on Easter?

• Bring everything this Easter— eggs, ham, judgement…

• The week was Holy but… were we?

• It’s not Easter if we don’t watch the same Bible live action movie together.

• It’s hot Jesus season!

• Pastel sweaters or matching bunny costumes?

• I love Easter! Chaos, family, and good snacks.

• What are the weirdest Easter almonds we can find? I propose a store scavenger hunt!

• Cheese flavored almonds? O…kay.

• Prepare to stay home this Easter. It always rains during Easter. Something about the sky crying or something.

• Please no more chocolate almonds…

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❝ happy easter! ❞ ❝ i’m on a diet. ❞ ❝ there’s no such thing as too much chocolate! ❞ ❝ did the easter bunny find you? ❞ ❝ that’s my egg,  you cheater! ❞ ❝ i won the egg hunt! ❞ ❝ egg hunts are for kids. ❞ ❝ want some chocolate? ❞ ❝ i can’t wait until the easter chocolate is on sale. ❞ ❝ it smells like rotten egg. ❞ ❝ don’t throw the eggs! ❞ ❝ do you like my easter egg? ❞ ❝ since when do bunnies lay eggs? ❞ ❝ too much chocolate. ❞ ❝ i think i ate too much. ❞ ❝ jesus didn’t die and come back to life for you to turn down chocolate. ❞ ❝ you got a bunny? ❞ ❝ i sat in chocolate,  don’t laugh. ❞ ❝ that is more than enough peeps. ❞ ❝ sorry for punching you during the egg hunt. ❞ ❝ my dentist is going to hate me. ❞

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Friendship Starters, Vol. 5

(Sentences for friends, with an assortment of feelings. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Are you conspiring with my mother now?"

"I'm struck with the sensation that you might be the only person in the world I can talk to - who might understand me."

"When did you get so wise?"

"When you're with me, you don't have to lie about anything."

"You experienced something new today! Isn't that the whole point of life?"

"Were you just flirting with that woman?"

"You have no right to lecture me about the people I choose to be friends with!"

"Do you realise people think we're having an affair?"

"Have I not always protected you?"

"We don't have any fun! Not like we used to!"

"I've not had many friends in my time, but I'm proud to count you among them."

"See? That wasn't so difficult!"

"You've already met my family?"

"There is something going on with you!"

"Take your time. When you're ready to talk, we'll talk."

"Why are you being so mean to me? I thought we were friends!"

"Haven't you ever done anything stupid just for fun?"

"Your problem is you need to get more fun out of life!"

"Hmm? That's a smile! A small smile, but a smile nonetheless!"

"Everyone has something to hide, but I won't say anything you don't want me to."

"I never lie to my friends."

"Can I please stay here? Just for one more night?"

"What are you smiling at?"

"I think it's probably good you getting laid now and then, even if only to remove the stick up your ass."

"You'll end up falling out with everyone if you carry on like this!"

"I hate seeing you this sad."

"You see? You do know how to smile!"

"Who is she, and why is she being so mean to me?"

"You understand me better than any guy I've met. You get me, and that has been the nicest feeling."

"Thank you for being kind when you don't have to be."

"Don't change too much, okay? I kind of like you just how you are."

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"This is weird, even for you. What are you doing?"

"You know, you worry too much. You'd be much more comfortable if you relaxed with yourself."

"I need to borrow a car tonight. Can I take yours?"

"Oh, here comes trouble!"

"I've never known myself as well as I know myself when I'm with you."

"I don't deserve someone like you."

"I was looking for advice, not a lecture."

"I think your mum is cross with me."

"You're the best friend I've ever had. You could say the only friend. I don't really collect friends."

"This is good! We're bonding!"