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Angry & Irritated Sentences, Vol. 19

(Angry and irritated sentences from various sources. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Well, if you've got a better idea, I'd like to hear it!"

"Is making me lose my concentration part of your strategy?"

"You're acting like a little boy! You're being rude!"

"Is this what you wanted? Is it?"

"I think at this point, I deserve an explanation."

"I can handle my own problems! I've done it for a long time before you came along!"

"Who told you where to find me?"

"Do me a favour? Let's save this male bonding for another time."

"You're making this a lot harder than it needs to be."

"Pretty full of yourself, aren't you?"

"You're arrogant, or else you would have never walked in here."

"What would possess you to do something so foolish?"

"It's hard to find something in a man who rejects people as much as you do, you know that?"

"You know, people who give me advice, I reckon they're actually talking to themselves."

"You really have no decency, do you?"

"You speak too slowly. Always have."

"Don't be so grumpy!"

"Go on; I know you can't resist the urge to say 'I told you so'."

"You have no respect for tradition."

"I need you to act normal, alright?"

"How did you expect to get away with this?"

"I don't like your face. It makes me want to do things to it."

"Have you any idea how ridiculous you sound?"

"I'm not a cynic; I'm a realist."

"You never could take a hint."

"No one is entitled to know things about me that I don't want them to know!"

"Why didn't you say anything about this before?"

"We've run out of time, and I've run out of patience."

"I don't want to be part of what you're planning."

"It's going to be one of those nights, isn't it?"

"Our lives are ticking away while we do nothing!"

"You are straying dangerously close to offering advice about a situation you know little about."

"I don't want you turning this into a media circus!"

"Can you at least pretend to enjoy yourself?"

"Don't you ever dispute me in public, do you understand?"

"You're nothing but a goddamn coward!"

"I do hope that I'm not about to regret the soft spot that I have for you."

"How does he do it? He makes me look like a dangerous lunatic while he comes off as a hero."

"You came to me for answers. It's not my problem if they're not the ones you want."

"Don't you ever listen to me?"

[meisterkirisaki]

Doing more than one? Choose whichever you found the most helpful. ❤️

[meisterkirisaki]

PSA: Mostly offline from May 19th-22nd

OOC: Hello, fellow RPers!

This is your PSA in advance that I'll be mostly if not completely offline from May 19th-22nd, 2024! This is because I'm out of town on vacation during this time period.

Replies will be gotten-to AFTER I return from vacation, but I'll do my best to save things to drafts at least.

Thanks in advance for your patience! I appreciate it.

[meisterkirisaki]

BARBIE (2023) PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue from the film, adjust as necessary

i'm definitely not thinking about death anymore!

i've never seen this kind of malfunction.

am i being too technical?

if you ask me, you're responsible for this, too.

to be honest, when i found out the patriarchy wasn't just about horses, i lost interest.

i just gave you a choice so you could feel like you're in control!

how will i get back?

this happened once before.

i just don't want to leave!

you'll be such a hero to them!

i feel appreciated but not ogled.

i hate it when people think. i'm so bored.

the faster i figure this out, the faster we get home.

i'm not pretty anymore!

humans have only one ending. ideas live forever.

you're so beautiful.

how come you're so amazing!

i worked very hard, so... i deserve it!

you're the voice of a generation.

this makes me emotional, and i'm expressing it.

i got us both ice creams!

i think you have that the wrong way around.

how much of that did you see?

let's get you up on your feet.

you should heal up in no time.

this night is just perfect!

please call my mother.

i thought i might stay over tonight.

does the label "long-term long-distance low-commitment casual girlfriend" mean nothing to her?

i'm great at doing stuff.

it is literally impossible to be a woman.

we always have to be extraordinary, but somehow we're always doing it wrong.

never forget that the system is rigged.

find a way to acknowledge that, but also always be grateful.

it's too hard!

i'm just so tired of watching myself and every single other woman tie herself in knots so that people will like us.

i was arrested for tax evasion.

i smell like basement.

what are you doing here?

did you bring your rollerblades?

i literally go nowhere without them!

do you guys ever think about dying?

i'll play the guitar at you.

yeah, i'm... confused about that.

it's like i've been in a dream where i was really invested in the zack snyder cut of "justice league."

can i talk to a doctor?

i need a clicky pen.

somebody get security.

i've never seen the godfather.

every night is a boy's night.

i just don't know who i am without you.

i only exist within the warmth of your gaze.

i'm just a little blond guy who can't do flips.

you guys aren't doing patriarchy very well.

men hate women and women hate women. it's the one thing we can all agree on.

you don't have your license.

you can be brainwashed, or you can be ugly. there's nothing in between.

she's not dying, she's just having an existential crisis.

i'm sensing some kind of ententre here... and it appears to be double.

who am i to burst their bubble?

you use your imagination!

you can ask me any question you want.

[meisterkirisaki]

PSA: Mostly offline from May 19th-22nd

OOC: Hello, fellow RPers!

This is your PSA in advance that I'll be mostly if not completely offline from May 19th-22nd, 2024! This is because I'm out of town on vacation during this time period.

Replies will be gotten-to AFTER I return from vacation, but I'll do my best to save things to drafts at least.

Thanks in advance for your patience! I appreciate it.

[meisterkirisaki]

‘relationships are work’ means ‘you have to put effort into loving each other intentionally & learning how to love each other and communicating properly’ not ‘your relationship makes you feel stressed and sad most of the time & the other person disrespects you and treats you bad but you stay anyway’

[meisterkirisaki]

🐝  *  ―  𝑫𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑴𝑺 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻𝑴𝑨𝑹𝑬𝑺 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.

❛  last night, i had the craziest dream ...  ❜ ❛  have you ever had a recurring dream?  ❜ ❛  sometimes, my dreams feel more real than reality itself.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could still remember what i dreamt about last night.  ❜ ❛  only thing i remember is that it was a nice dream.  ❜ ❛  do you believe dreams have any deeper meaning?  ❜ ❛  i often wonder what it would be like to live inside my dreams.  ❜ ❛  do you wanna hear about my dream?  ❜ ❛  have you ever experienced lucid dreams where you could control the outcome?  ❜ ❛  i'm telling you, this is all playing out exactly like my dream.  ❜ ❛  what's the strangest dream you ever had?  ❜ ❛  you were part of my dream last night.  ❜ ❛  i think i had this dream before.  ❜ ❛  maybe if i close my eyes i can convince myself that this is only just a dream.  ❜ ❛  looks like you're lost in daydreams again.  ❜ ❛  i'm not sure what this dream was trying to tell me ...  ❜ ❛  can you tell me about your dream?  ❜ ❛  sometimes, i wish i could control my dreams just so i could make them all happy ones.  ❜ ❛  do you ever have dreams that feel so real they're almost like nightmares?  ❜ ❛  calm down. you're okay, you're safe. it was just a dream.  ❜ ❛  i want to help you, but you'll have to tell me what these dreams are about.  ❜ ❛  it felt so real ...  ❜ ❛  i thought you'd said those dreams had stopped.  ❜ ❛  do you have an idea what may cause these nightmares?  ❜ ❛  did you have another nightmare?  ❜ ❛  i just want them to stop ...  ❜ ❛  i wish i could dream of something beautiful or peaceful for a change.  ❜ ❛  can you just hold me tonight? i always sleep better with you here ...  ❜ ❛  do you want to tell me about it?  ❜ ❛  you don't have to stay here tonight. i'm gonna wake up in a few hours because of my nightmares anyway.  ❜ ❛  there has to be a reason for this recurring nightmare ...  ❜ ❛  you just go to sleep. i'll watch over you tonight.  ❜ ❛  this has to be my worst nightmare yet.  ❜

[meisterkirisaki]

there are a lot more abjectly harmful and meanspirited april fool's jokes out there but the one i personally find most annoying is when american game devs pretend that they're going to make a visual novel spinoff of their game because they can't imagine making visual novels in earnest

[meisterkirisaki]

hey people here's the ultimate boop guide!! (in case ur confused)

to boop people, just go to either the home/explore page and scroll until you find someone with a boop button next to their name like this ↓

just click that and u booped someone!!

(some people opted out so not everyone has that option)

(also, it doesn't matter if the person is following you, your moot, etc,, u can just boop a random stranger!)

you can also boop yourself by going to your own blog and click the boop button on top of a post that you made/reblogged !

(also gives you this pop-up lol)

you can also view someone's blog and then boop them with this button !

last but not least we have the super boop !!

find any boop button, hover over it for a few seconds, then it should do a spinning animation; then click it and if it gives u this pop-up that means it worked :3

[meisterkirisaki]

Send 🧺 (or ‘basket’) to give my muse a easter basket.

Bonus points if you include what you’ve put into my muse’s easter basket.

[meisterkirisaki]

Easter is Here ( Sentence Starters )

" Where did You Hide The Eggs? " " HAM! Did You remember the Ham? " " Pastel Colors are so overrated " " You aren't going to get me in that Rabbit Suit. " " Hey! The candy is for the Children! " " Why won't someone make Chicken, instead of Ham. " " Ham is just overdone, give me Pizza! " " You expect me to sit on the Rabbits Lap. " " I'd sit on your Lap, for a Picture. " " Why is it, at every Holiday. We got to dress up , just to pig out? " " Hey ___ , did you call and cancel the Dinner? " " No, your not supposed to hide the eggs in the center of the yard? " " What are you doing, just put the eggs every foot from the others. " " Who the hell says I can't eat some candy. To Hell with the Children. " " Little Timmy won't miss these eggs. " " Why did anyone think , Kids sitting on a creepy Bunny's lap was a good idea. " " This just looks like Five Nights at Freddy's at this point. " " Wait! There aren't even any Kids here! So why is Creepy Bunny Mcgee here? "

[meisterkirisaki]

Send me "Easter!" For an Easter themed starter!

[meisterkirisaki]

things I shouldn’t have said while playing games pt. 3

Feel free to change pronouns if needed!

TW: Swearing, Suggestive language

“Take this slice of pizza as a reward for being so good.” “I should kill that bitch for eating my taco.” “I made sure to go to the fanciest place in town when ALL the restaurants are giving away a free meal for a day.” “Just here doing lawn work in my best formal clothes.” “Go to sleep, you fucking idiot.” “Shouldn’t you be in school right now?” “I thought you already left my house.” “Why are you cooking in the bathroom?” “Oh no! I sense a fuckboy nearby!” “You want some pizza? We got pepperoni, pepperoni, oh yeah and pepperoni!” “Nobody better steal my onions!” “Don’t mind the two vaping in the back of the flea market.” “I know you’re not touching MY guitar with YOUR hands.” “Please get your lover out of my house.” “They look like they wanna kill her just for playing badly at the guitar.” “Who the hell are you and why you reading my books in my house?” “What kind of wussy punch was that?” “I hate the fact that outfit actually looks good on her.” “You can’t just be focused, you have to be …VERY focused.” “You two are fighting again? I thought you guys made up literally yesterday.” “Hurry up and eat this burger before I do.” “All the cupcakes are gone, please help me.” “He’s trying to look threatening, but he just looks constipated to me.” “Why do you keep making fights with everyone? Just calm down.” “Of course, everything goes wrong in this house when I take one nap.” “No wonder, no one wants these cookies…they taste like crap.” “Take off that fedora right now or you’re grounded!” “I can’t leave here without my hot dog!” “I smell people having fun, I have to stop it.” “She broke in my house and stole my book.”

[meisterkirisaki]

even as we breathe.

dialogue prompts from even as we breathe: a novel by annette saunooke clapsaddle.

my plan didn't quite work the way i thought it would.

you sure have a way with words.

should i be afraid?

empathy is fossilized in our bones.

if you keep your mouth shut and your ears open, you might just learn a thing or two.

there's rumors about this place, you know.

sometimes i poke fun when i'm on edge.

i want to be respected, not respectable.

just ignore me. heck, everyone else does.

have you ever felt like everybody was staring at you?

your demeanor is distinctly unwelcoming.

humility has its place.

don't do anything to get yourself fired.

nothing scary about nothingness. it's the something you should be afraid of.

you didn't play games going up?

i never feel like people are telling me the whole truth.

everyone has their own take, their own theory.

biblical references aren't exactly my forte.

but how will i know when i'm done?

you don't need to lie to make me feel better.

it's just how i was raised.

tell me about your family.

i'm surprised you don't already know all my business. everybody else sure does.

you speak of the dead so easily.

thought i might have to wake you for dinner.

is this your hiding place?

i'm not scared. i'm mad.

you make odysseus look like a joyrider.

not all love is made of equal parts.

what's wrong with you today?

everything okay back home?

it's not forever. just try to remember that.

just trying to stay out of trouble.

you can't prepare yourself for things like this.

you knew and you didn't tell me.

it's too early in the morning for ghost stories.

you were always my soft place to land.

i need you to see me.

i thought i was protecting you.

i do care about you. you're my best friend.

something about war buddies ties people together forever.

there's always at least an ounce of truth in storytelling.

sometimes i think you've seen more than you've told me.

i can't imagine leaving without you.

you truly can be such a raincloud.

i got used to it. i didn't know anything else.

i don't mean to lay a bunch of heavy stuff on you.

sometimes the answers are not the ones you want to hear.

sometimes you have to decide if you want truth or peace.

i can't believe we're having a conversation about this.

what's happening to me?

i'm not sure i'd be able to teach you, but i can try.

i don't mind listening. listening is easy.

i'm sure you'll find the right home, in the end.

sometimes not knowing your own story is the most damaging thing of all.

i once had to be quiet to survive.

i thought i told you i didn't want to see you again.

you sure can't catch a break, can you?

i never knew how to ask.

you're too mean to let anything keep you down for too long.

nobody deserves to die alone.

you've used me up.

do you think i love ____ more than i love you?

i do love you. i always will. but we have to accept the hands we're dealt.

when i was young, i wanted nothing more than to get as far away from here as i could get.

[meisterkirisaki]

even as we breathe.

dialogue prompts from even as we breathe: a novel by annette saunooke clapsaddle.

my plan didn't quite work the way i thought it would.

you sure have a way with words.

should i be afraid?

empathy is fossilized in our bones.

if you keep your mouth shut and your ears open, you might just learn a thing or two.

there's rumors about this place, you know.

sometimes i poke fun when i'm on edge.

i want to be respected, not respectable.

just ignore me. heck, everyone else does.

have you ever felt like everybody was staring at you?

your demeanor is distinctly unwelcoming.

humility has its place.

don't do anything to get yourself fired.

nothing scary about nothingness. it's the something you should be afraid of.

you didn't play games going up?

i never feel like people are telling me the whole truth.

everyone has their own take, their own theory.

biblical references aren't exactly my forte.

but how will i know when i'm done?

you don't need to lie to make me feel better.

it's just how i was raised.

tell me about your family.

i'm surprised you don't already know all my business. everybody else sure does.

you speak of the dead so easily.

thought i might have to wake you for dinner.

is this your hiding place?

i'm not scared. i'm mad.

you make odysseus look like a joyrider.

not all love is made of equal parts.

what's wrong with you today?

everything okay back home?

it's not forever. just try to remember that.

just trying to stay out of trouble.

you can't prepare yourself for things like this.

you knew and you didn't tell me.

it's too early in the morning for ghost stories.

you were always my soft place to land.

i need you to see me.

i thought i was protecting you.

i do care about you. you're my best friend.

something about war buddies ties people together forever.

there's always at least an ounce of truth in storytelling.

sometimes i think you've seen more than you've told me.

i can't imagine leaving without you.

you truly can be such a raincloud.

i got used to it. i didn't know anything else.

i don't mean to lay a bunch of heavy stuff on you.

sometimes the answers are not the ones you want to hear.

sometimes you have to decide if you want truth or peace.

i can't believe we're having a conversation about this.

what's happening to me?

i'm not sure i'd be able to teach you, but i can try.

i don't mind listening. listening is easy.

i'm sure you'll find the right home, in the end.

sometimes not knowing your own story is the most damaging thing of all.

i once had to be quiet to survive.

i thought i told you i didn't want to see you again.

you sure can't catch a break, can you?

i never knew how to ask.

you're too mean to let anything keep you down for too long.

nobody deserves to die alone.

you've used me up.

do you think i love ____ more than i love you?

i do love you. i always will. but we have to accept the hands we're dealt.

when i was young, i wanted nothing more than to get as far away from here as i could get.

[meisterkirisaki]

Draft count: 0

I hope everyone is doing well! Been working on re-establishing a more healthier work/rest-of-life balance and hopefully I can integrate more frequent RPing into it too XD

[meisterkirisaki]

𝒂 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒐�� 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕. 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐬.

change pronouns, details, and tenses as needed. — some paraphrasing has been applied to make them suitable for rpc, and these are taken from translated subtitles courtesy of rakuten viki. please specify muse when sending to a multimuse.

"The prettiest plants are often the most poisonous."

"[Name], your acting skills are far too exaggerated."

"Those who bare their fangs and claws are cowards."

"I'm touched by your concern."

"Foolish people always have the best luck."

"I'm in my quilt kingdom, so it's still the middle of the night."

"Oh please, in my line of work, there is no shortage of handsome men... I'm already tired of his good looks."

"Whenever I see you, I have this desire to speak with you."

"No information can escape your eyes."

"Of course, there is a difference, but it's not hard to see through them."

"With your beauty and talent, I believe not everyone is worthy of you."

"You call this a home? It's just a house with four walls."

"It's not embarrassing if you really fall in love, you know."

"I spent two weeks researching in the forest, I almost went crazy from craving steamed dumplings."

"I know it's extremely hard to work in your industry."

"I can't keep up with the speed of this hostility."

"We do not share a past, nor a future."

"She's different. Her eyes are as clear as glass; there are no motives or desires, only kindness."

"These grapes are a gift, grown in my hometown, please enjoy them."

"I told you not to call me before the sun rises."

"How could I be so lucky to meet you here?"

"Do you remember what it was like when you first fell in love with him?"

"If you want to act atrociously, scram, and go back where you came from."

"To work with an esteemed blogger/[occupation] like you is our greatest honour."

"Thankyou for what you did for me."

"If the enemy doesn't move, I move. Wait and see."

"Wait, these tea leaves haven't been harvested yet! Please, you'll damage them if you aren't careful."

"Well, I live in this building too now. Perhaps it is fate."

"Sherlock [Name], how do we crack this case?"

"He always seemed so unapproachable."

"He's venting his frustrations on you!"

"I hate that kind of person; without any substance yet they want to act tough."

"You must find a guide if you wish to get up the mountain."

"[Name] is arrogant, let's learn from this."

"He's using this marketing tactic, and his money, to make you beg for mercy for refusing him."

"Maybe this is the will of God?"

"It's late in the night, which wind blew you to my door, [Name]?"

"You are quite optimistic."

"Don't worry, I'll be responsible for you."

"No matter how poor, education can't be sacrificed."

"If you encounter your parents, your lie about being a teacher will be exposed."

"Look carefully, at the eyes. Her eyes are full of love."