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They're horse riding chaps 🤣💀
So I just found out that Sting doesn't have pockets and instead he does this
What the hell is wrong with his clothes 😂 Thanks for showing me this I hate it xd
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My grandma has no idea about pride flags or anything a lil bit gay lol.
Guaranteed she sends me this thinking it's just fun easter colors 🐣
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I want to fall gracefully like a Victorian on a fainting couch, then throw a whole toddler tantrum
#work sucks#i probably just need to drink water#but fuck that#i just want to cry for a bit#shitpost#dehydrated extra™
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You know, I wonder how many people actually died from Insurance negligence
And if Luigi Mangione is receiving this much back lash for killing one absolute dirtbag, why aren't we holding the CEOs that cause literal millions of deaths accountable???
Not only for their interference and prevention of proper health care, but the neglect of the society they live in
Everyone is responsible for the society they live in.
Every.
Single.
Person.
Why the hell are we letting people like that do all these horrible things???
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We need to start a movement where women just start biting men's dicks off
#rape culture#if they have it out and are trying to use it just start biting#they deserve it#not only with they probs get an infection#but the way teeth rip through flesh makes stuff hard to get stitched back together#rapists are no longer allowed to have dicks#fight me on this#I fucking dare you
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Found out two things my gay porn should have made me realize sooner
1. women don't have prostates.
2. prostate cancer must really suck for gay men
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Where am I supposed to go for my dose now?? Fanfic.net?? Subpar. Fucking Wattpad??? Don't make me sick, I can't touch that thing ew.
I'm going to die without you ao3, please come back, I love you 💔
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I don't know if anyone has said this, but as horrible as All Might's injuries are, they're comedic gold.
He has the power to do a spit take anywhere and look as though he is physically wounded by the bullshit
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Why don't we have any thick Sukuna merch?? I'm tired of his twink form
#jujutsu kaisen#sukuna#do you guys think he'd have two dicks?#bara#god what I'd love to do to that smug ass face#the belly mouth and the potential#i wish i could motorboat those tiddies
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Sukuna is the definition of Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss
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#dumpy frog#frog#dumpy tree frog#i have 3 named vivi mary and coco#short for Viagra Marijuana and Cocaine :)
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All of my followers are porn bots. I'm done fighting them, time to start a ✨️ collection ✨️
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Just another way Megatron died
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I forgot what this was from, but if I have to look at it, I want you guys to suffer too.
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