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Picnic tables are streets ahead.

Special thanks to my friend John for taking this picture.

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Och! This wee bonnie table in Glasgow comes courtesy of my friend Randy. Taing!

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Item#: SCP-12776

Containment Class: EUCLID

Disruption Class: DARK

Risk Class: CAUTION

Description: SCP-12776 appears to be a middle-aged male figure with short hair, wearing jeans and a T-shirt or checkered flannel, and short brown hair with a poliosis of gray (or “angel ring”), seated at a picnic table. SCP-12776 is believed to be wearing corrective lenses, though only glimpses of the sides have been documented.

No further description is possible to be recorded. The front hemisphere of SCP-12776 has never been witnessed. The humanoid figure is always seated facing away from the observer. Attempts to circle subject results in SCP-12776 disappearing from view.

SCP-12776 can appear at any picnic table in an isolated location, but has not yet been observed seated at a picnic table at which it had previously appeared. Subject has never been witnessed arriving or leaving, and no movement has been documented in general. Spacial mobility is believed to be non-existent.

The appearance of SCP-12776 at various picnic tables with no geographic boundaries leads our scientists to believe it travels between them instantaneously without use of our three dimensions. Research into accessing this hypothesized higher plane of picnic table reality is ongoing.

SCP-12776 is believed to be safe and non-threatening due to its elusive nature and immobility within our dimension. No incidents of human interaction have been reported. However, the physical and psychological effects of observing the front of SCP-12776 are unknown at this time.

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This Buddhist temple has the fanciest picnic tables I’ve ever seen. Also peacocks.

Special thanks to @neonginger on Instagram for taking this picture.

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🎶 From a distance, we are picnic tables

Sitting in a common land…🎵

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Pssst… hey, wanna sit on a picnic table? First one’s free.

Special thanks to @jaycesfinalproject on Instagram for taking this picture.

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Picnic table spotted in The Institute trailer

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This exotic beaut’ comes from the road to Mapungubwe National Park in Limpopo, South Africa! Thanks for the awesome submission, @botany_lady_b (on Instagram)!

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The Legend of Corral

Special thanks to @punkaswitch on Instagram for taking this picture.

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Municipicnic table

Special thanks to my friend Dres for taking this picture.

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“It was a beautiful picnic table. I told myself I could rest here, sleep here, and forget about my work.” ~ Alan Wake

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Askew

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Bathed in green fire

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It was spotted down by the old pump house in those days.

Special thanks to @jaycesfinalproject on Instagram for taking this picture.

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King of the hill

Special thanks to @punkaswitch on Instagram for taking this picture.

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If there's something other than picnic tables that are objects of deep focus and spiritual connection that make me feel one with the universe, it's rocks.

Special thanks to my friend Dres for taking this picture.

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Yonder

Special thanks to @punkaswitch on Instagram for taking this picture.