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Wilson the literal and metaphorical angel on House's shoulder begging him to please just get a hooker if it'll stop him from doing what he's doing right now

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the insanity of wilson claiming house doesn’t know wilson’s medical history like house doesn’t have his own copy of wilson’s file he keeps by his bedside and can’t draw wilson’s fingerprints from memory. girl, he is obsessed with you, who are you kidding with that kind of nonsense. this is the man who fed you speed because you yawned. put a ring on him already.

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this show fucked me up and I'm letting it.

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he really said Don't talk to me or my daughter EVER again

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cannot explain why but every time wilson is on screen i think about this pathetic wet eyed hammer from it takes two

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"is [Dr. House] a good man?"

"...He's a good doctor" says the man who is so sick with lust for House that he has let House ruin two of his marriages and in eight years will beg to be allowed to die on House's couch

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the best friends historian talked about

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Jimmy's his hubby 🥺🥺🥺

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average episode of house MD (i have only watched 12 episodes)

Chase: So.. do you think Dr. House and Dr. Wilson are shagging?

Cameron: What? No. Why would you possibly think that?

Chase: Well, back in college, I had this mate who fancied me, and well... the way he looked at me... I just think there's something going on between them. You really don't think?

Cameron: Dr. House doesn't have the capacity for emotion required for that level of intimacy.

(they both turn to FOREMAN, asking him to settle the debate)

Foreman: This is unprofessional. But fine... I think Dr. House probably has some lingering feelings for Dr. Wilson, but he'd never cheat on his wife. Especially not for Dr. House

(HOUSE and WILSON walk in, clearly having overheard)

House: He would absolutely cheat on his wife for me.

Wilson, indignant: Come on, cheat on my - cheat? The only time we were together was between my marriages -

(pregnant pause, as all realize the implication. CUDDY enters.)

Cuddy: We have a 10 year old dying of the dancing plague right now.

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there's so much bisexual awakening in the last two pictures

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wilsons wiki is so funny

whats that one phrase? sometimes a man hurts every woman in his life because his true soulmate is another man HAHA

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it's not harassment if he's asking for the differential diagnosis

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intro post :3

- my name is mina/october(toby) and i use they/he/she pronouns

- house md centric blog >-<

- i mainly reblog but sometimes i make textposts and stuff

- read carrd for other info pls :333

- looking for friends and moots so msg me on here or add me on disc (meowb1tes) :P

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my dashboard did something so funny

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Medical Malpractice but super pixelated

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he's also my little princess