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Got a shitting appointment with doctor poop!

Haha Hehe !

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god made charlie brown trust lucy every time she set up the damn football because he hates that little blockhead

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I'm a pretty private guy so i always keep my browsing on private. But i think its funny to imagine someone checking my open private tabs expecting something inapropriate just to find a open google page on "oldest spider" or "swedish yobs"

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More important than the cat is the question of why did they need their polish to be repaired?

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Is it weird to call your cat's primordial pouch just gouch?

I said it out loud to my cat around my partner and they called me a weirdo.

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I'll show this to my son as a attempt on geting him into robotics.

I dream of us winning those silly robot battle tournaments. I am sure he could be a splendid and genius inventor!

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Every type of operating system for personal computers should come with a game.

I phrased it like that because i believe that calling smart phones, computers rings more true now than before.

Even old phones came with basic entertainment built in so it is very sad that most just don't now.

It is a insult that you have to download soliraire into pcs now a days. All desktop OS should have solitaire and all phones should have some pinball game.

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I don't exactly understand the descriptions of his posts, but this is indeed a awesome cat

WERE PLAYING

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Not to be controversial but i do agree with this one.

I just have this feeling she came out of a dark corner.

taylor swift is, to me, a sort of demon of our times

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I learned spanish for my partner's parents.

They were filipino.

No regrets.

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breakfast for dinner is so good. but if you start doing it regularly it becomes just another meal.

which it is.

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I like to be nice, but i don't think they should do that.

Honestly.

i keep forgetting to post the awesome guys i saw at the new england aquarium. this is THE SNIFFER

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I also keep getting recommended things i pressed "not interested", i am only interested in cats and video games for now.

Please give me more cats and video games posts please.

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Should i not be using the app?

My arms feel numb from scrolling for a very little ammount of time. This has never happened before.

Am i doing something wrong?

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I now understand that none of you are ok.

That is certantly a way to live and i wish you nothing but the best friend.

cutting myself some slack for fucking once and allowing myself to believe that this hashbrown and chicken nugget sandwich will supply me the nutrition necessary to take on the day.

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Work day done!

Time to browse this beautiful space!

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This is way more fun and enjoyable than other social media plataforms!

Maybe it's just because i haven't interacted with anyone just yet, but you all seem funny and nice.