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So as a huge Miraculous Ladybug fan AND a huge Genshin Impact fan, I find it extremely hard to cope with the fact that this man:
Has the same voice as THIS HUMAN ABOMINATION:
Absolute babes Zhongli is out here kicking around a CatChild in his free time I can’t deal
#mircaulous ladybug#genshin impact#zhongli#gabriel agreste#chat noir#liyue gang#same voice actor#listen listen. ok.#it physically hurt.#to sit at the table in the tea house#with childe and zhongli#and hear zhongli wac poetic about The Good Ol Days or whatever#IN GABE’S VOICE#like he was supposed to be soft and beautiful and mystic and docile#AND IM JUST SITTING THERE SCREAMING BECAUSE IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE HE TRIES TO STEAL JEWLREY FROM CHILDREN IN HIS FREE TIME#well.#stealing jewelry. from a child.#from a Childe.#he’s a theif in every universe!
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okay i’m curious bc my parents were relatively young having me but idk what age difference is “normal” between parents and kids as i’ve met people with plenty of variations. so if you want, reblog this and tag (don’t comment) how old your parents were when they had you. my mom was 25 and my dad was 21.
#mom was 21 or 22#dad was 28 or 29#7 year age gap#I’m also the oldest sibling#and the only planned one lol
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The stages of my night:
Went to see Spider-Man No Way Home
Was extremely happy
Then tired cuz it’s late.
Then broke down and had an existential cris, cried for 30 minutes in mourning of a childhood that just now feels like it went by too quick.
Life lesson from Mickey for today?
Don’t wish to grow up so quickly, you will end up sorely missing the time you lost.
Movie was great!
#spiderman#no way home#spiderman nwh#SPIDER-MAN SPOILERS#didn’t meant to tell that but here we are#mourning a lost childhood#I’m in my early 20’s and if someone were to come up to me rn and say wow you’re all grown up#i might actually cry#again#mid life#crisis#can this be considered midlife?#I do plan on living past 40#mcu#Sony#my feels are in pain
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The Witcher obstacle course, created to push mutated men with super powers to their limits, kicked Ciri’s butt to the point of making her bleed: *exists*
Me, watching from the couch, eating junk food at 3 AM, haven’t been to the gym in a year: Pffft. I could clear that.
#please tell me i wasn’t the only one#pride getting in my way#im tiny but#that course could kick my butt and I would thank it#ciri#the witcher season 2#geralt#the witcher#witcher spoilers#Witcher season 2#kaer morhen#ciri of cintra#ciri of vengerberg#murder baby ciri
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Yen, hearing the “Sandpiper” preforming:
#jaskier#yennefer#the witcher season 2#the witcher spoilers#sandpiper#they rlly should have called him dandelion#the witcher
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More spoilers::
I think one of the things I love most about this season is the fact that no matter how Murder Baby Ciri goes, she’s still met with just- unconditional love?? From every side?
Just:
Ciri, worried Geralt will be mad with her for Roach dying: I’m so sorry
Geralt, already in Proud Dad Mode: don’t be, you were brave and I’m proud of you.
Ciri, giving Yen portal motion sickness, finding out she’s responsible for Zola’s death, power-explosion-teleporting when she failed to fix the bridge: I…am SO sorry, you shouldn’t even be helping me-
Yen, already signing adoption papers: Don’t ever apologize for being powerful, I’m proud of you.
Ciri, thinking she’s the reason all the Witcher’s and countless others keep dying: I swear I’m not trying to do this, I’m so sorry-
Vesemir, all the other Witcher’s, Yen, Geralt, Jaskier, Esmerelda the Cat: Ciri you are amazing and we love you!!
#ciri#geralt#jaskier#the witcher season 2#yennefer#vesemir#the roach#witcher spoilers#just. no matter where she goes it’s just instant love and devotion#I’m here for it#Ciri fan club#the only one that didn’t seem on board was Triss?#like what was that??
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Everyone after the battle of Sodden: War is terrible and the number of fallen men on either side is greatly distressing.
Tissaia, watching through multiple person’s last moments like a cop using surveillance footage just to find a glimpse of her protégé: Yeah this sucks- hey this guys eyes are missing but do you think he saw Yen?
#tissaia de vries#sorry this was kind of funny to me#she’s literally using dead people as surveillance cameras#Yennefer#the witcher season 2#witcher spoilers
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Stregabor: I’m digging into your mind to prove you are spy.
Yen: I’m not a spy.
The council: We will have you kill the prisoner, to prove your innocence.
Yen: Not a spy.
Isstrid: I’m going to spill all my secrets about Nillfgard to you, a fellow spy.
Yen: I’m not a- you know what? Screw it.
Yen: *pretends to be a spy to get away from everyone saying she’s a spy*
Everyone: freaking called it.
#the witcher spoilers#the witcher season 2#Yennefer#stregabor#idk if I spelled that right#isstrid#yennefer of vengerberg#Witcher#nillfgard#nilfguard?
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Geralt: She’s not my daughter.
That one prostitute: Oh! Great- well then I can take her in, the boys would love her-
Geralt: *protective dad mode engaged* don’t you dare talk about my daughter like that!
#the prostitute:#riiiiiiiiiight.#not a dad#Geralt#geralt of rivia#Ciri#the witcher spoilers#the witcher season 2#I swear I’ll shit up about this one day#but that day is not today!
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Magic Blondes, brunette mentors & fixing bridges
#magic 101#I knew I’d seen that scene before!#why is it always a bridge?#yennefer#Ciri#emma swan#regina mills#ouat#the witcher season 2#witcher spoilers#history repeating itself via media#once upon a time#the Witcher#Yennefer & Ciri#Emma & Regina#thank you tumblr for nerfing the gif quality#not like I wanted a clear video or anything
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Geralt: I don’t forgive you.
Yen: 😟
Geralt: But Ciri needs a mom so you’re hired.
Yen: 😄
#witcher spoilers#and then Geralt basically said all they need for a relationship is destiny and joint custody of a child#so there’s that#I love them so much#they just need to figure out how being in love works#and buy a couple parenting books#how to deal with your magical teenager 101#Tissaia wrote one of them#geralt of rivia#yennefer of vengerberg#Ciri of vengerberg#geralt x yennefer#yen and Ciri#I was just so happy they all finally met#mother daughter bonding#the witcher season 2
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This is the vibe I’m getting from everyone’s reactions to season 2 so far
#not coming for anyone I’m just joking#I’ve only seen the show and still see it’s faults#I did like it though#I just hope it starts looking up in season 3#Ciri#yennefer of vengerberg#geralt of rivia#jaskier#the witcher season 2#witcher spoilers#lion cub of cintra#white wolf#dandelion
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Oh look, family vacation.
#for legal reasons this is a JOKE#mom Yennefer#dad Geralt#murder baby Ciri#the wild hunt#the Witcher season 2X08#the witcher season 2#the witcher spoilers#Yennefer#Geralt#Ciri#the Witcher
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Isttrid: Yenna.
Geralt: Yen.
Isttrid: Yen-na.
Geralt: it’s YEN!
Jaskier: *not looking up from tuning his new lute* actually she’s “my wife”.
Isttrid & Geralt: …
Yennefer: *entering the room, not having heard a thing, spots Jaskier* oh look, it’s my husband!
#please their peacocking was so funny#and then Jaskier is over here just like#creating a ten page backstory about how they met and fell in love#he’s already composed 6 ballads#yen just goes along with it to make Geralt squirm#jaskier#geralt#Yennefer#the witcher season 2#witcher spoilers#Witcher
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I’m a lil mad that we aren’t talking about roach.
#the witcher season 2#roach#poor horse#my icon of her is now a tribute#also#is no one gonna talk about Ciri’s dad being Nilfgarrds (?) leader?#like#Dunni or however you spell that#what is you doing?#too bad dude Ciri has cooler parents now#and a bunch of weird uncles.
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“Like father, like daughter”
I see you, Jaskier.
„If this isn’t acting like a father.“
Oh touché Vesimir
#vesimir#geralt of rivia#the witcher#the witcher season 2#Ciri#father daughter relationship#these two will be the end of me#the whole family will#also Ciri telling Yen that Geralt is her dad?#I need medical attention
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