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⚡I FOUND THIS PICTURE OF LOKI WHEN HE FOUND OUT ABOUT MIDGARDIAN COFFEE! 😂⚡👑 You've started a war you won't win. 👑

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👑 The "Avengers" recieved a lead on Thor's whereabouts and believed he was sighted at a "camp ground". I doubt it's reputable, but they have forced me to check on it.👑

⚡NOPE NOT THERE!! MIGHT AS WELL NOT CHECK!⚡

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⚡GOODBYE BROTHER, I HAVE DECIDED TO STOP TRYING WITH YOU. ⚡

👑 Now, Thor, enough of this nonsense. Return before your Midgardian friends think I've done away with you. This is utterly ridiculous. 👑

⚡IT IS TOO LATE!! I HAVE TOLD BROTHER STEVE THAT I WAS LEAVING! I GAVE HIM A DIFFERENT LOCATION SO HE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO FIND ME! ⚡

👑 Brother..👑

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👑 My presence at this Midgardian collection of knowledge pertaining to the "Avengers" was, as I was told, "troublesome" for the agents. I was going to release the Dark Elf for a short conversation about future alliances, however, I was rudely interrupted and an agent reversed my hard work. 👑

⚡WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD NOT TRY TO DO THINGS LIKE THAT. FATHER DID NOT SEND US HERE SO YOU CAN CONTINUE TO DO THINGS LIKE THIS WE WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO GO HOME! ⚡

👑 Oh, so now you complain about staying here! This place was your favorite when you had that puny midgardian woman hanging off your oversized arms. Not so fun here after she dumped you, is it, Thor? 👑

⚡FIRST OF ALL THAT IS RUDE, SECOND OF ALL YOU ARE THE WORST BROTHER WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SAYING THINGS TO HURT ME WHEN ALL I TRY TO DO IS BE NICE TO YOU!? you know what i am leaving. ⚡

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👑 Midgard seems to have a strange obsession with their "mightiest heroes". Why they glorify my oaf of a brother, I shall never comprehend. 👑

⚡YOU ARE JUST UPSET THAT YOUR SECTION WILL NOT BE OUT FOR ANOTHER 5 YEARS! 😜⚡

👑 I won't mind waiting till the end of eternity. They will never display my greatness at it's true level. They are still fixated on my miniscule actions in "New York." Obsessive creatures, these mortals. 👑

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👑 Dr. Banner suggested that we go for a visit to a midgardian coffee shop. He says they are relaxing and good for working. He is urging that I become better acquainted with "computers" 👑

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👑 Beautiful. And all mine. 💙 💚 👑

⚡HOW CAN IT BE ALL YOURS WHEN IT IS SAFELY LOCKED UP ON ASGARD?!? I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE NEED YOU HAVE TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE YOU ARE MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU REALLY ARE!! 😜⚡

👑 Did you really think the eternal flame was all I was after? You amuse me with your trust, dear brother. 👑

⚡I WONDER WHY THANOS IS LOOKING FOR YOU... MAYBE ITS BECAUSE YOU ARE A BIG DISAPPOINTMENT TO HIM AS WELL... ⚡

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The world will never be the same..

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⚡I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS POST IS INAPPROPRIATE, HEJUST DEFEATED HER IN A GAME!! IF SHE IS STILL UPSET THEN SHE IS A POOR LOSER (LIKE LOKI😂) AND DESERVES TO BE DEFEATED!! ⚡

👑 Please for the love of the nine realms...to salvage what is left of your dignity, I implore you to shut up. You are unpalatably off. 👑

⚡rude. 😶😐🙁☹️😢😭💔⚡

🐔 Hey buckaroo I went to the library and found your ex-girlfriend, she was pissed at the mention of your name… did you finish first or something? 🐔 🚘 HOLY SH- 🚘 🇺🇸 Sam that is not appropriate! 🇺🇸 🎯😱🙊🙈🎯

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Loki kicked us so we got our own blog!!!!

Avengers Assemble! 

🇺🇸 Steve Rogers reporting for duty! 🇺🇸 

🚘 Tony Stark reporting for Booty 🚘 

🕷 Natasha Romanoff reporting for duty! 🕷 

🎯 Clint Barton reporting for duty! 🎯 

⚛ Bruce Banner reporting for duty! ⚛ 

❄🔫 Bucky Barnes reporting for whatever ❄🔫 

🐔 Sam Wilson reporting for the Ladies 😎 🐔 

 🔮 Wanda Maximoff reporting for duty! 🔮 

🏃 Pietro Maximoff reporting for duty! 🏃 

🤖 I do not understand this “emoji” bur Vision reporting for duty 🤖

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Loki and Thor kicked us (loki mostly...entirely) so we've got our own blog!

@theearthsmightiestzeroes

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🐔 Well that’s funny I went and visited your youngest son today… he was a little upset you were not there..🐔 👑 Would you two imbeciles get off our blog? Get your own. 👑

🐔 Why would we do that when this blog is so fun??🐔