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Uhm why are the stray kids and skz hashtags bisexual? Should we invite gaga?

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SKZ's Cores.. you will understand.

Chancore

Minhocore

Changbincore

Hyunjincore

Jisungcore

Felixcore

Seungmincore

Jeongincore

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im back online, sry im working 2 jobs rn so im a bit busy

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this is amazing. thank you.

Thee kiddos

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letting him loose on middle earth after he spent hundreds of years cooped up in mirkwood was like giving crack cocaine to a toddler

My favorite characterization of Legolas is when he’s incredibly skilled and adept and fast, but also he’s a complete idiot. Just dumb as hell.

He can sneak up on anyone, ride any animal you place in front of him, and make a triple Robinhood shot into the side of a mountain 90 meters away with his bow behind his back. But he also laughed himself silly when Merry suggested they make tea in a bowl they found because “you can’t make tea without a teapot Merry it won’t work!” and if you cover his eyes he falls asleep like a parrot

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i’ve seen gimleaf fics where they each try to find out how to court by the other’s traditions. and i love those, so i think they ought to be taken a step further. and i think the way to do that would be, naturally, to make bagginshield real. allow me to explain why. ahem. after the ring is destroyed, girlfailure legolas spends two weeks poring over The Ancient Texts and stressing because his one (1) friend who WOULD help him (that’s aragorn) knows jack shit about dwarves beyond the surface (no pun intended) (well gandalf knows things but gandalf is a bitch) (he would just smile at legolas knowingly and wish him good luck instead of giving him answers).

so alas, girlfailure “shit tier ass elf” legolas is left to like, idk, sulk or something in the garden he starts at the Bestie Residence in minas tirith. and after like 2 days sam’s had enough he’s like “dude your vibes are upsetting the plants.” and legolas is like “my bad bro. it just seems i know nothing about dwarves which i probably should’ve thought about before, by elf standards, getting hitched in vegas.” and sam is like “oh dwarves? just ask mister frodo ^_^ he knows tons about dwarves!” and legolas is like “what the shit? him in particular? why does he anything about dwarves?” and sam leans in reaaaalllllll close and whispers behind his hand, “well you see mister elf, mister legolas, sir, there’s always been a very healthy amount of rumors that go around in the shire about mister frodo’s uncle, mister bilbo, and the letters he used to exchange with a certain king under the mountain.” and legolas, who was THERE, is like

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yes yes yes. Gimli polishes his jewelery, re-braids his hair and beard, he has a 12 step skin care routine and he would rather die than skip a step. He smells clean and of his cologne. Legolas uses a mysterious 20 in 1 product he got off the roadside. His hair is still perfect and it drives gimli insane.

Personally, I think that in a Modern AU, Gimli would be the one with two full shelves of beard and hair care products in the bathroom cabinet, while Legolas would run out of shower gel, shrug and wash himself with dish soap.

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good evening gigolas truthers

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happy tuesday to whatever the hell viggo and orlando had going on

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Changbin: I mean come on, let's hug it out. Come on, hug it out. Stray Kids: [awkwardly struggle into a group hug] Chan: Ok, who took my wallet? Seungmin: sorry

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CASTLESWIMMER FLASHBACKS OMG ITS THEM

Renga Week Day FOUR!! Fantasy: Mermaids <3

I really love this one ‼️‼️

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this is the plot of Naruto I promise

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i just saw someone characterize changbin like

“#1 sunshine protector (secretly also a sunshine)” 

and i just think theyre so correct

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stray kids as things that happened in the metal hospital

(these all actually happened, no cap)

chan: "I'm about to carpe the living shit out of this diem"

Minho: *laughing about his discharge letter* "it says dangerous consumption of alcohol"

Changbin: studied thermodynamics to build better joints

Hyunjin: "I drew you a ginormous asshole from hell in art-therapy as a good bye "

Han: "sometimes when i dissociate really hard i feel like i can fly if i just double jump"

Felix: "we saw people on our walk.. but no sheep :("

Seungmin: "they just diagnosed me with 5 different personality disorders i didn't know there were that many"

Jeongin: Was saving this piece of stale bread since her first day and said "on my last i will break a window with it and jump out to freedom"

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chan, over the telephone: give me a five letter word to describe the situation at home?

jisung: ass