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Frog Circus, Act One.
A peculiar looking frog appears on the stage, sitting ever so inconspicuously on his jester hat lilly pad. Flies buzz around, oblivious of whatās to come. Then, as if possessed by an uncontrollable force a flurry of scarves unfurls from his mouth revealing his endless scarf trick! The scarves thrash around whipping flies out of the air as if they are nothing more than, well, flies!
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āMotherhood for introverts, is a special kind of difficult, the usual escape routes not available, a thought Cam regularly feels guilty about, but is nevertheless true.ā -
Famous Last Words by Gillian McAllister
Sometimes you feel unseen, alone, or like youāre parenting wrong. And while I donāt speak on my motherhood journey often, this. This made me feel seen.
I want to sit inside and read a book. But she wants to go to the park. - compromise : pretty park when mom can read with her toes in the sand or grass (I am an earth sign after all)
I want to lay in bed and rot - compromise: play video games while snuggling instead (my bug loves all the same RPGs as me, so teaching her how to play is so fun. WE WILL BE PLAYING WORLD OF WARCRAFT AND RAID TOGETHER IN THE DISTANT FUTURE)
Anyways. Parent how you feel comfortable. And thank you to this author for making me feel so normal someone put this characteristic in a book.
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Donāt talk to me.
Iām at the beach.
Sometimes life really hands you lemons. But I married a man who serves me and my daughter lemonade on a platter just to make us smile.
I call my husband Chandler Bing. But bitch Iām Janice.
And this is
The one where Chandler and Janice live happily ever after.
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Idk what it is you guys, but I freakin love these hats and these little dolls




I know @oddarette ās miyc challenge has already ended but I could not resist crocheting my witch a few more outfits to match some of the other hat designs.
Starting with strawberry. My thought was garden fairy with a skirt made of leaves.


Next, watermelon. A beach day outfit, with a pink swim suit under a green mesh dress like the inside/ outside of a watermelon.


Lastly, carrots. Autumn time garden outfit.


This was fun. Thank you for creating this challenge.
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Seems like you left some moldy food in your fridgeā¦
I guess itās their fridge now
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This is my personal fav lex Luther
SMALLVILLE | SEASON 1 EPISODE 3 āHotheadā
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You died! Choose your next reincarnation.
Remember, amount of karma farmed during lifetime will vary depending on chosen form.
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Cherry. Mon Cher.
I will never be the same without you.
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āI firmly believe thatās because I came to Clifford Island with my eyes open, while Willowās eyes were closedā
Ugh. Maybe Iām in a bad mood (I am) but this book SUCKED!
Let me be honest. āThe first oneā is so unoriginal. I hate when authors lazy name monsters. If you are going to have a monster put some heart into it. I DID love the concept of freezing time, only having things made in 1994 or later, to confuse the monster. Smart. But letās talk more dumb.
Iām going to word vomit so probably spoilers ahead.
Characters
Willow - a dumb grieving mom. But I canāt blame her, sheās a mom, Iām a mom, I get it. But she threw her whole life away to chase a ghost, and thatās really sad.
Harper - he was a blip in this dumb story. Why was he even there? Just to complain about how he was a bad brother, what did you add to my story?
Lily - blow it up. Fuck the man you A Typical rebel character. You are so cliche itās hard not to hate you.
The cooky townspeople - I liked them. I am a simple mind folk, and could just as easily be one of these grieving individuals.
The dead eleven are not mentioned until about 75% into the book, and it kinda comes from no where, especially when thatās the name of the book, i expected that much sooner. I still can not tell you what the zombies and the one demon all have in common. How this demon projects as zombies, is it a zombie, why does it have such a stupid name, and why does it live in the basement of a house? Not a cave? How is it asleep and unaware of time moving, but yet it is awake enough to project zombies? Why did this island suddenly become a cult 80% through? The cult of stupid. I hated this book. DONāT READ IT. Itās so dumb. So dumb.
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Late and lazy recap post.
What an unmemorable month. I gave almost everything a 2 star rating with the exception of what you see above.
I only DNFād one book, that was Dinner with Vampires by whatās her face from one tree hill. Honestly, Iām not much into judging someoneās experience, but i got 30% into that audiobook, and all she did was repeat sermons almost verbatim. Itās like she still believed the teachings, just not the teachers. Iām sure if I listened more, we would have seen the full picture, but I just canāt do religious trauma anymore. I feel Iāve gotten a good share and for the moment itās not what Iām looking for in my memoirs.
I will always chase the fear a ghost ship holds on me. And Darcy Coates is slowly sliding into my favorite author slot, I will try and finish the graveyard series this month. But Iāll be honest. Iām what i would call a cliffhanger reader. I hardly ever finish a series. Just ask Shadow and Bone.
My cat is still missing. And Iām so depressed. I havenāt found joy in reading. Iām just kinda going with the flow, hoping Iāll forget my misery, not really immersing myself in the books. Iām pathetic. But at least Iām honest.
-much love
Mimi
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SAW (2004) dir. James Wan
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My husband and I share a hall pass.
Jennifer fucking Tilly.
Any age.
We have an unspoken understanding, that if we kept her to oneself, our marriage, over.
BRIDE OF CHUCKY (1998)
Oh, Chucky. Look at us. Don't you see? We belong dead. Goodbye, darling. I'll see you in Hell.
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