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Regina: Emma? Emma: Huh? Regina: Give me the kazoo. Emma: Why? Regina: You've been playing it for six hours straight. We need to sleep. Emma: *hands over the kazoo* Regina: Thank you. Regina: *rolls over to go to sleep* Emma: *pulls out another kazoo*

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Emma: I’m here if you need oral support.

Emma: Sorry, typo. Meant moral support.

Regina: We’re having verbal conversation…

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Regina: Don’t worry about your parents. They’re just a bit grumpy. They just think I’m gonna steal you from them.

Emma: And?

Regina: And what ?

Emma: Are you? Gonna steal me from them, I mean.

Regina, smirking: Why? Do you want me to?

Emma pausing, surprised at both of them:…

Emma, blushing, looking away, muttering: Ridiculous!

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Emma: I’m here if you need oral support.

Emma: Sorry, typo. Meant moral support.

Regina: We’re having verbal conversation…

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Regina: Did you put glitter on our laundry detergent?

Emma: Oh, yeah, I’m experimenting with some new entrepreneurial ideas! That one’s called Sparkle Suds!

Regina: Can you at least stop putting glitter on everything? There was glitter in our butter this morning too.

Emma: Disco Dairy: Spread the party.

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Emma: [nudges Regina awake] Regina: What's wrong? Emma: Hey, do you like me? Regina: Emma, I married you. Emma: Yes, but did you marry me as a friend or, a wife? Unclear.

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Emma: Can I say something?

Regina: Sure.

Emma: Your smile is the prettiest smile I've ever seen.

Regina, blushing: Can I say something too?

Emma: Of course.

Regina: This smile only exists when I'm with you.

Zelena: I think I'm going to throw up.

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Regina: *walks into the kitchen*

Emma: *wearing gloves and goggles and welding a sandwich together*

Regina: Alright, we're gonna skip the "what" and go straight to the "why."

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Regina: You shouldn't be using a straw.

Emma: Yeah, I know, it's bad for the environment.

Regina: What? Well, yeah, but it's also a weird way to eat spaghetti...

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sq as texts

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Emma: [walking around still disappointed 6 hours after visiting an aquarium]

Regina: What did you think a tiger shark was, Emma?

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Regina: Hey, Emma, can you hit the lights?

Emma: Sure.

[Emma punches the candles]

Regina:

Regina: I don't know what else I expected.

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Emma : My head hurts. Regina : That's your brain trying to comprehend it's own stupidity.

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Regina: Be careful!

Emma, looking back while running: What?

Emma: *runs into wall*