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New Christmas fic out!! A coffee shop au 🤭

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Chloe: my daddy told me I'm his favorite 💅

Adrien: My dad doesn't even have to tell me, I already know I'm the least favorite.

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A late Merry Christmas to everyone!

If u feel like reading anything Christmas/Holiday themed my oneshot book is finished, you can read it here

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Ladybug: CHATON! You're bleeding, whats your type?

Chat: uhhh Blue eyes, black hair, badass-

Ladybug: Your blood type Chat

Chat: ....

Chat: Red?

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I am very happy to announce that the first chapter of my Miraculous Christmas oneshot series is out!

Heres the link if will also be posted on AO3 I just don't have time to do that rn.

Hope yall like it! <3

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Chat: Wait are we fighting or flirting?

Ladybug: I have my teeth inches from your neck.

Chat: That...doesn't really answer my question M'lady

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Hiya! So I have decided to start posting on here again!!! Starting tomorrow!

I also wanna take a minute to say I have Christmas themed Miraculous one shots coming out!!

They'll be five and they will count down to Christmas!

I will post links. My Wattpad is MainlyMeggie if you wanna stay up to speed with everything I post!

See ya soon Bugaboo's!

(PS i missed you all so much and am so glad I have time to run this blog again 🖤)

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Sooo i forgot i had this account 💀

I might start posting again 😏

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Just once I'd like a childhood memory I don't have to repress.

-Adrien Agreste

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Mari: I think I want a baby.

Adrien: Mine?

Mari: yes, whose elses?

Adrien: AquaMans.

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Ladybug: Don’t say a word.

Chat Noir: Fergalicious.

Ladybug: I said no words.

Chat Noir: Oh, I see how it is. Two weeks ago when we were playing Scrabble it wasn't a word but now that's its convenient for you.

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Chat Noir: I'm going to get something to eat, I'm ravishing.

Ladybug: Dont you mean ravenous?

Chat Noir: No. I know what i said.

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Chat Noir, to Hawkmoth: FIGHT ME YOU NERD ASS SLUT

Ladybug, from behind him: can’t you at least try to sound slightly sophisticated?

Chat Noir: ...dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good biTCH ??

Ladybug: somehow, you made it worse

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-On patrol one night- 

Chat: *Tries to lick his elbow*

Ladybug: What are you doing? 

Chat: I just like to try every few months to make sure I can't lick my elbow.

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Ladybug: hey kitty, what are your pronouns??

Chat: you/yours ;)

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Luka: I love you Marinette.

Marinette: ........

*in Marinette's head* : ✨radient✨ ✨carefree✨ ✨dreamy✨

Marinette: yeah me too......OH WAIT-

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Alya: Nino, why is this milk carton filled with grape soda?

Nino:.....It came from a purple cow??