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Kacey Musgraves NOT too good to be true

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LOL my cousin who’s a new Swiftie just told me her recent favorite Taylor song is “A Dream of Cats.” I thought she meant “Beautiful Ghosts” or “Macavity” from the movie “Cats” or even “Karma.” Nope. She meant “Death By A Thousand Cuts” or, as she said it before I corrected her, “Death By A Thousand CATS.”

I still can’t stop laughing and I appreciate the new Swiftie curiosity. Also she’s 21.

But DBATC is a great song and I wouldn’t be surprised if Taylor wrote DBAT Cats, so no harm done!!

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I predicted that their connection was deeper and more complex and NO ONE BELIEVED ME! But, look, now it's all coming to light and it's time for the Maylor Truthers to RISE! It's our time. No longer must we live in the shadows and alleyways, the chatrooms and sub-Reddits. As the clock ticks closer to midnight it will become all the more clear that the "Swifties" have let down our one true chairman and the Swifties who have stood by through it all and critiqued, not criticized, will claim their rightful place in THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. 🤍

C'mon, Connect the Dots, People!

"About You" a continuation of "Robbers" that is also about Taylor, and in "...Ready For It?" Taylor sings that Joe "Knew [she] was a robber first time that he saw [her]." Thus, it's obvious that Taylor was going to date Matty right after breaking with Joe. She was leaving us Easter eggs without even realizing it!!!

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C'mon, Connect the Dots, People!

"About You" a continuation of "Robbers" that is also about Taylor, and in "...Ready For It?" Taylor sings that Joe "Knew [she] was a robber first time that he saw [her]." Thus, it's obvious that Taylor was going to date Matty right after breaking with Joe. She was leaving us Easter eggs without even realizing it!!!

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This outfit got me a guy’s phone number

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Swifties clowning all over again every time their last theory turns out to be wrong.

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Yes, she did write this about me. Obviously.

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Noah Kahan or something darker?

Russian mystic Grigori Rasputin and Noah Kahan bare a striking resemblance. Could everyone's new favorite artist be the mysterious and controversial Russian figure reincarnated?

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My child

Phineas the Cat, the only cat that matters, Phineas.

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Give me a chance to ruin your life [too].

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How you wish it would be all the time....

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SHE has the scarf!

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Taylor Swift Reclaims Top Spot on Spotify With Most Monthly Listeners!