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Red Dead Redemption 2 ↳ Scenery / Tumbleweed

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that mythic dawn museum in skyrim is extremely funny. imagine if someone opened a bin laden museum in kansas and the owner said that his dad flew the 9/11 plane. also its in his one room house. i am standing on his bed

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Thank you! 😘

Dog Days

Established relationship, slightly inebriated Reader, fluff and silly times, fem!reader.

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You came home from a get together with the girls, a little tipsy, stumbling over your own two feet, to find Billy, and a bulldog laying across the couch, tongue hanging out. “You got a...dog?” You said, voice a little unsure. He adjusted his body that looked too big for his little legs.

“They were gonna put him down. Frankie and I found him when they kids were pickin’ out a pet.” Billy said, watching you.

You blinked, silent, and swaying a little on your feet from all the vodka, and Billy petted him, dark eyes on you, making you giggle slightly seeing your tough marine taken with the beast. “Named him Tank. Ain’t he a little fatty?” Billy grinned affectionately. Tank barked, drooling on the couch afghan with a permanent grin on his face.

You were never letting Frank and Billy go somewhere alone again.

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Dog Days

Established relationship, slightly inebriated Reader, fluff and silly times, fem!reader.

@terry2227 @kayhi808 @e-dubbc11 @aoi-targaryen @fictional-hooman @firequeensposts @oops89 @thejanecampaign @snowkestrel @milea @cant-help-simping @danzer8705 @fireeyes-on-teller-dixon-grimes @bookloverfilmoholic @littleblackcatinwonderland @disneyloverjaime @zz-kennedy @gh0stf1c3 @vaguekayla @firexfate @rosaleenablack @idaofinfinity @russosafehaven

You came home from a get together with the girls, a little tipsy, stumbling over your own two feet, to find Billy, and a bulldog laying across the couch, tongue hanging out. “You got a...dog?” You said, voice a little unsure. He adjusted his body that looked too big for his little legs.

“They were gonna put him down. Frankie and I found him when the kids were pickin’ out a pet.” Billy said, watching you.

You blinked, silent, and swaying a little on your feet from all the vodka, and Billy petted him, dark eyes on you, making you giggle slightly seeing your tough marine taken with the beast. “Named him Tank. Ain’t he a little fatty?” Billy grinned affectionately. Tank barked, drooling on the couch afghan with a permanent grin on his face.

You were never letting Frank and Billy go somewhere alone again.

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This gonna be me in my kitchen baking lil treats for all y'all btw

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Hey there, I just wanted to say,I haven't been in here for a while and reading your work was one of the first things I did and your Billy stories are incredible. They're so cute and teasing and great fun to read.

Thank you for writing for Mr Russo 🥰💞🙌

Thank you so much! I really appreciate your words. They totally made my morning, especially when I doubt my work. 🥹💜

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Thank you, Kimi! Every now and then I get a good idea. 🤣

Don’t be a drag, just be a queen.

Roommate au, fluffy fun, fem!reader.

Tagging; @terry2227 @kayhi808 @e-dubbc11 @aoi-targaryen @snowkestrel @firequeensposts @littleblackcatinwonderland @bookloverfilmoholic @vaguekayla @gh0stf1c3 @cant-help-simping @zz-kennedy @danzer8705 @firexfate @rosaleenablack @fireeyes-on-teller-dixon-grimes @idaofinfinity @fictional-hooman @russosafehaven @milea @oops89 @thejanecampaign

You grabbed some food for your ferret, put it in the cart and moved to find some healthy snacks, when Billy held up a dress. “Tom Bombadillo would look cute in this.” He husked, eyes sparkling, he shook the dress.

It was silver, and sparkly with a purple bow.

“That’s for a cat, and he’s a boy.” You blinked, leaning on your cart, stomach fluttering at his excitement, and the fact he’d referenced a song from the Lord of the Rings.

Billy huffed, flicking your forehead, “Don’t ruin his dreams of becoming a drag queen, pansy. Maybe he wants to be a cat,” he said, glaring playfully.

You laughed, “Damn, okay. If you want the dress, Bill, we can get the dress. He’ll be the most fabulous ferret drag queen, Tom will. We’ll have to put him on RuPaul.” You hummed, laughing as you pushed the cart along, as Billy grabbed some treats for Tom. You remembered the days at your aunts, nose buried in Lord of the Rings to avoid the death of your mother. You smiled at his enthusiasm like a boy who’d never had fun.

He grinned, throwing the treats and the dress in the cart. “Shit, we’re putting it on him when we get home,”

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“that’s not accurate to the comics!!” I couldn’t care less, these r my dolls and I will do whatever I want to them, i’m playing house goddamnit!! lemme live in my delusions!! It’s called feeding ur inner child!!!

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Don’t be a drag, just be a queen.

Roommate au, fluffy fun, fem!reader.

Tagging; @terry2227 @kayhi808 @e-dubbc11 @aoi-targaryen @snowkestrel @firequeensposts @littleblackcatinwonderland @bookloverfilmoholic @vaguekayla @gh0stf1c3 @cant-help-simping @zz-kennedy @danzer8705 @firexfate @rosaleenablack @fireeyes-on-teller-dixon-grimes @idaofinfinity @fictional-hooman @russosafehaven @milea @oops89 @thejanecampaign

You grabbed some food for your ferret, put it in the cart and moved to find some healthy snacks, when Billy held up a dress. “Tom Bombadillo would look cute in this.” He husked, eyes sparkling, he shook the dress.

It was silver, and sparkly with a purple bow.

“That’s for a cat, and he’s a boy.” You blinked, leaning on your cart, stomach fluttering at his excitement, and the fact he’d referenced a song from the Lord of the Rings.

Billy huffed, flicking your forehead, “Don’t ruin his dreams of becoming a drag queen, pansy. Maybe he wants to be a cat,” he said, glaring playfully.

You laughed, “Damn, okay. If you want the dress, Bill, we can get the dress. He’ll be the most fabulous ferret drag queen, Tom will. We’ll have to put him on RuPaul.” You hummed, laughing as you pushed the cart along, as Billy grabbed some treats for Tom. You remembered the days at your aunts, nose buried in Lord of the Rings to avoid the death of your mother. You smiled at his enthusiasm like a boy who’d never had fun.

He grinned, throwing the treats and the dress in the cart. “Shit, we’re putting it on him when we get home,”

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Warts

Just a fun little fic, dedicated to my witchy friend outside the app. I actually did get a pair of antlers from a boy growing up. Language, fluff, fem.

Tagging; @terry2227 @kayhi808 @e-dubbc11 @snowkestrel @vaguekayla @firequeensposts @aoi-targaryen @oops89 @thejanecampaign @fireeyes-on-teller-dixon-grimes @idaofinfinity @firexfate @rosaleenablack

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“If you touch that you’ll get warts,” you tell him, straight-faced, as Billy goes to inspect your altar. He stops, raising an eyebrow.

You’re both in your living room, and he’s curious about the altar in the corner by the television as you pet Fred, your hamster, who is eating a carrot.

“You’re shitting me.” He says, but he makes no move to get closer to it. But he looks at it, as if he really wants to touch it.

It’s decorated to reflect your craft, and your patron deity, Artemis. The antlers cloud gotten as a young girl from a boy during hunting season, at the forefront of your altar.

“Nope,” you pop the ‘p,’ “I put a curse on it, so only I can touch it.” You say, sipping your cappuccino, leaning back on the couch, trying not to break out into laughter.

He’s taking you seriously, and it’s so cute.

“I’m kidding, Billy.” You giggle.

“That's it, I’m eating Fred.” He said, glaring at the hamster.

He just keeps eating his carrot, safe in your lap.

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Full moon in libra Magick circle 💖✨