mistressbredcrms
mistressbredcrms
NotQuiteSoLocalHarlot
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mistressbredcrms · 2 months ago
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Transfems should stop being so pretty
It makes it hard to focus
And think
And
Uhm
Aaaaa...
Fuck
I can't think
She's too pretty 😔
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mistressbredcrms · 4 months ago
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Fertiliser!? I hardly know er!!
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mistressbredcrms · 5 months ago
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mistressbredcrms · 5 months ago
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op turned off reblogs but I want this forever
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mistressbredcrms · 6 months ago
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Reblog if you want to gag on girl cock.
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mistressbredcrms · 6 months ago
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sometimes I get sad but then I remember chubby girls exist and then I'm happy again
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mistressbredcrms · 6 months ago
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mistressbredcrms · 6 months ago
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"come home and see my girl cave :)" I say flirtily. You agree, imagining a rec room with some couches and maybe a few vintage consoles. I lead you down into the basement, where I have carved out a slimy grotto with its own ecosystem. by the time you see me dive into the water and come up with a fish in my teeth, it's too late. You want to fuck me so badly.
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mistressbredcrms · 6 months ago
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You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:
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mistressbredcrms · 6 months ago
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mistressbredcrms · 6 months ago
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I miss my blonde hair
My ability to have it
I think I would look good with it
But I have no photos of it
Not for over 2 years
Where I am unrecognisable (thanks HRT <|:3)
I don't know what *I* look like with blonde hair
Only what someone I used to be looks like
I want it back
To reclaim it
But it still hurts
It still takes me back to those times
Those comments
The feelings
My view of myself
I've come so far
I'm so much healthier
So why can't I have it back?
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mistressbredcrms · 8 months ago
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Kind of interesting that there’s overlap in the aspec and poly spaces
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mistressbredcrms · 8 months ago
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Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.
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mistressbredcrms · 8 months ago
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if you abandon gender hard enough you can unlock the secret state of nirvana where all clothes give you the thrill of crossdressing
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mistressbredcrms · 8 months ago
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mistressbredcrms · 8 months ago
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mistressbredcrms · 9 months ago
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comparing the Heartstopper season 2 hickey plot point to my own experiences is very amusing to me
like bro had a TINY hickey and it caused all this drama
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like thats nothing
i had a hickey like this
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and ran into the girls dad the next day, he knew she was over at mine but didnt know we were anything more than friends
and Charlie had the audacity to be like "dude, its so obvious"
TRY HIDING WHAT I HAD
my own mother slut shamed me bc of mine lol
it lasted over a week
end of rant, just wanted to like, write this down lol
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