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So, I'm opening the Writing Commissions today.

As of now I've been working on story-telling, world-building and character development for about five years (I started around 2020).

I'm bilingual, therefore I can write in both English and Spanish, according to your convenience or preference.

I can write Long Fanfictions, and One-Shots. Any ship or Alternate Universe, as long as it doesn't involve a minor and an adult, or incestuous relationships/pairings.

Fluff, angst, comfort, found family... Name it and you have it.

I don't particularly like writing smut, and I probably wouldn't write it unless I charged extra for it. It's up to you.

My prices are, in USD:

✨ Basic Chapter (1k words): $15

🌟 Standard Chapter (1.5k–2k words): $20–25

💎 Premium (2k+ or emotional/plot-heavy): $30+

Before I start writing, I require a 50% advance payment of the total cost via PayPal. This comes after we've arranged the number of chapters, the length and topics in DMs.

DM me for more info! ^^

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"Chris intended for Scully and Mulder to be platonic!" "Scully and Mulder clearly have feelings for each other!" IT DOESN'T MATTER. There was never going to be anyone else. They are stray cats bonded who cannot be adopted seperately.

Your spouse should be the most important person in your life. Unfortunately for anyone trying to date them, that slot's taken. They've been through so much together, so much that cannot be explained, either because of how fantastic it was or because it's classified. By the end of Season 1, Mulder is admitting that she is the only person in the world he trusts. Midway through Season 1, Scully confesses that he's the only person she'll put everything on the line for. And every single episode after it hammers that fact in. Mulder sacrifices his noble quest for the truth over and over again to guarantee Scully's safety and happiness. Scully sacrifices her career, her reputation, to become Spooky right alongside him, without even really believing in aliens. She's seen them, she just doesn't really care that much. Not like Mulder. But Mulder is obsessed with them, and so Scully will devote her life to them.

Every single time Scully gets kidnapped, she's on the phone with Mulder. And it doesn't matter if Mulder is miles and miles away, she ends that message begging him for help. And every single time, he comes.

Mulder was always going to be alone. His quest was too important, his work so all-consuming, that there was never going to be a nice normal girlfriend, especially since the women he loves have a bad habit of being abducted. Scully tries to date, but they all pale in comparison to the danger and thrill and perhaps even purpose of her job.

They also just like and respect each other. In this current atmosphere of enemies-to-lovers that's just people being jerks to each other, it's refreshing to see two characters who genuinely enjoy the other's company. Scully and Mulder fundamentally disagree about the place of the fantastic in the real world. But he is always asking her what she thinks. He firmly believes she is the smartest person in any room she happens to walk into. Scully trusts him beyond reason, maybe not jumping aboard his theories, but never tearing them down to others.

On top of all of that, Mulder is playing with her necklace. His hand is on her lower back. He makes her crack a smile. She's burying her face in his shirt. He's kissing her forehead. She's bumping his shoulder. It is the most sexual tension that has ever been captured on film. They want each other so badly, with so much yearning and tenderness, its simultaneously painful and glorious to witness.

TLDR; it doesn't matter if it's romantic or platonic, Scully and Mulder are the most important people in each other's lives, bar none.

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Yeah so I *will* make commissions and bots. DM me here or in @mltfndmpenguin for details

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Economy getting bad, I'm starting to actually give serious thought to the idea of "selling bots". You give me a dollar, I make you one or two bots just for you, the exact specifications you want, no one else gets to talk to the bot besides you and me because the link is hidden.

This is not a masked attempt of testing the waters. Because it's blunt enough. Sorry.

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i know you forgot abt the last req :<

Yeah, about that... I kinda stopped making requests. I'm sorry.

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Shout out Dana Scully. I know she's cried to ABBA's Slipping Through My Fingers.

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IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY TUMBLR

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Your goal should be to get weirder with age and im not kidding. Become that odd estranged extended family member that owns a whacky home wherein a powerful magical item is kept that is the catalyst for the story of a children's adventure novel protagonist

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i think that if mulder ever confessed to scully how he hooked up with (what he believed to be) a vampire in his suicidal haze while she was missing, she would be mournful over how terribly he suffered in her absence, and touched in his trust in her to share that. but also she would make some terrible "i vant to suck your blood" jokes and ask if he felt seduced. which is why their dynamic is great.

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you could never feed my fic into chatgpt and have it predict my next move, whatever the fuck im doing is beyond your comprehension.

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keep glorifying mental illness

Okay. Being autistic makes you objectively hotter and closer to god.

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So, for all those Clannibal shippers out there who might be into playing with C.Ai... I made ✨ another ✨ Clarice Starling bot.

THIS ONE IS LITERALLY A COPY PASTE OF THE BOOK ENDING, AT THE DINNER SCENE. You guys go play ;]

https://share.character.ai/Wv9R/5l3uo3af

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This is the person of the previous anonymous request and uhh may i ask how the bot is going? like are you almost done.... yes im impatient

Sorry.... ADHD kinda makes it hard to remember stuff. I'll post the bot tomorrow I promise

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shades of scully + mulder

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Started another fanfic, I hope to actually finish this one

Care to hit it and read a little bit?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63093865/chapters/161573986