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@betchpls

me at 4 am on a school night

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@thought-not

I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping

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Race:*completely serious* can I let you guys in on a secret?

Spot:*whispering & fingers crossed* You’re gay, please let it be you’re gay

Jack:*Looking at spot* He’s bisexual

Jack:*Looking at Race* Is it your light up nipple tassels?

Race: *Claps twice and his nipples start flashing*

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severus outed remus lupin as a werewolf, lost him his job and made it so he could basically never get work again and i’m supposed to forgive him for that bc he wanted to fuck lily potter lol alright

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“How can you be a lesbian, you have long nails?”

First of all, I’m a bottom

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Newsies + Textposts: Jack (1/?) feat Sante Fe

He just…has a lot of feelings.

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@betchpls

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How big a unit is fuck ton

The ultimate unit

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No matter you are gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, queer, asexual, or other LGBT+, we are pride.

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not to sound like a soft bitch but i’m really in the mood to fall asleep in someone’s arms

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I'm the dude in the back

The background hype man. Respectable choice.

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im literally not exaggerating when i tell you guys this video saved my life

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if ‘get low’ was an indie tune (mumford and sons are shaking)

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for that anon

i call it satanwave

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apparently almost no one’s seen the video it’s free real estate comes from so here it is