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Xiao Zhan in The Untamed IS SO CUNTY OMFG AND I'M NOTICING IT MORE SO THAN EVER NOW THAT I'M REWATCHING IT ???? he was born to serve cunt and mischief

LIKE????

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There is something about college air that makes you feel like rotting back at home is far more acceptable. I could be in my bed like a sickly victorian child consuming ungodly amounts of media and that is still a better deal than college.

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Do,,,people NOT HEAR THAT?!? sometimes it's nice to listen to it just goes zzzrrrrhsggdhdhshmmmm

the fact neurotypicals can’t hear the electronics hum doesn’t sit right with me. they’re such strange creatures. what do you mean you can’t hear the computer going babdbbsjsbsbhmmmmmm? it’s very much there! in fact, at times it’s too loud and i cry over it! you have to be able to hear it!

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The heat in the heat pack is gone. Now it's just pack.

-Wei Wuxian, probably

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Prompt where Wei Wuxian uses his manic flute necromancer skillz and controls 50 chickens to run after Jin Ling in the name of "practice" while Jin sect elders watch in horror as their young master is now screaming on the field. Said elders go to Lan Wangji and Jiang Cheng for help where Lan Wangji just nods and walks away saying Wei Ying can do what he wants and Jiang Cheng is seen running after Wei Wuxian only to give up and sit back watching the scene unfold while relentlessly rolling his eyes.

Don't even ask me how i came up with this. It's 4 in the morning and i am jaded.

an underused source of comedy in post-series fics is the fact that wei wuxian is now Very Technically jin guangshan’s bastard son, and could be in line for jin sect leadership if him or jin ling ever wanted to acknowledge him that way. like, theres so very many loopholes he could exploit with this knowledge.

its a beautiful day in lanling, people are bothering your beloved nephew who’s doing his best, and you are a horrible necromancer stuck in the body of the old sect leader’s son, so youre going to threaten everyone with the possibility of YOU being in charge if something should happen to jin ling or if he gets overwhelmed by their petty complaints and needs a break

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UwU I LOVE THIS UwU

when the domestic au is just canon

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Jin Ling's jiujiu's favourite and ours too.

Jin Ling is genuinely such a sweet and empathetic kid. He’s had a catastrophically terrible life changing day, and he’s still out there remembering that Wei Wuxian is afraid of his beloved dog and trying to give his dumb uncles the chance talk to each other.

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This is absolutely beautiful. Because though it's his second life and considering his history with JC, WWX would not pass up an opportunity to return any of JC's mockery

Not shown scene before they left Dafan Mountian

Happy of birth, JC

(x)

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Nie Huaisang mastermind baby

nie huaisang really saw through the internal need of men in a patriarchal society to show off their superiority over anyone they perceived as weak and decided that he could work with that. he took mansplaining and used it against them. that's so sexy of him wtf

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Lan Wangji best dad and no one can say otherwise. It's against the law

Anyway the reason Sizhui is the only one who takes "Mo Xuanyu" seriously is because he was raised by the one person with more reason than anyone else to believe in hearing every side of the story, and that's that on that.

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*gives you tips on how to disguise pornography book covers as normal books when you're barely old enough* *stays with you for 3 or more years doing domestic chores and makes you laugh while tricking you into committing crimes as a side business* *oh shit the last one isn't canon love but WE.ARE.THRISTY.*

declarations of love in the untamed is like *gives you my eyes* *gives you my golden core* *gives you chickens i pulled out of someone's pen by myself* *gives you alcohol i kept illegally for 16 years* *gives you my steadfast forever unwavering devotion and patience* *gives you little paper butterflies* *gives you soup* *gives you song i wrote by myself* *gives you flute* *gives you

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Yut Lung is ALWAYS the view >;)

Sing: You're blocking the view.

Yut Lung: I am the view.

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It was great I guess,, and THANKYOUU it means a lot to me :')

I'm at my first therapy session and IT FEELS WEIRD. LIKE I'M WAITING OUTSIDE WHILE THE DOCTOR SPEAKS TO MY GUARDIAN BUT HDJDKSKALA WHY IT GOTTA FEEL SO WEIRD LIKE

I AM PANIK MODE, BRACE FOR IMPACT

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I'm at my first therapy session and IT FEELS WEIRD. LIKE I'M WAITING OUTSIDE WHILE THE DOCTOR SPEAKS TO MY GUARDIAN BUT HDJDKSKALA WHY IT GOTTA FEEL SO WEIRD LIKE

I AM PANIK MODE, BRACE FOR IMPACT

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#not me going ‘oh boy nahoko’s characterisation is so great i love these fics’#then going onto tumblr an reblogging some of ur shitn ndjaskdsanfd (via @norisquared)

HEY EXCUSE ME YOU CANT JUST CASUALLY MENTION THIS IN THE TAGS!!!!! I WOULD DIE FOR U!!!!!!!!!

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Cyberpunk AU

A cyberpunk au where XY leads the rebellion against the govt. And XXC leads the task force in charge of dismantling the rebellion and finding out their next move. Now take these two job obsessed ruffians and make them boyfriends. So XY just randomly walks into their shared home leaving all the worries and details about his job outside, and same with XXC. Because time together at home IS STRICTLY FOR LOVE AND FUN.

Add a SL in there as their nanny who takes care of A-Qing and we got a beautiful AU.

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"I pretend I respect you but with underlying murderous intent" is also very applicable here

I love the generational gap between emoji usage. Anyone over 50 sees 🙃 and thinks "silly time! whee 🙃", whereas the rest of us immediately hear, verbatim, "they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would ne--"