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people spend too much time angry and frustrated with how others worship. it becomes embarrassing, however, when they present their opinions (which are rooted in their own personal biases) as “right,” citing times where particular items did not exist and being presumptuous regarding the deities feelings on offerings the person doesn’t agree with. the gods do not exist solely at a specific time period, they exist in all. were they to disapprove of an offering, the devotee will likely know. you can stick to recorded items but you should recognize when your beliefs become tainted with your own preconceived notions that then are projected onto others

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Hello there, can I ask about MS's sexual fantasies about me (If you do nsfw readings, I'm 25. We're girls)

If don't, kindly change the ask to "Is MS my future spouse?" I choose the Star Wars deck

Thank you, from N <3

"good, good...let the hate flow"

Seems like a bit of corruption fantasy, maybe some overstim or overload, touch of consent play, D/s perhaps?

(also, i thought for half a hot second you'd picked Garfield and (while I have zero objection to NSFW readings with Garfield) my soul left my body for a moment)

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Hi! How are you?

This might be a silly question but I have a little moth named Doris. Doris was born on 15th of february(she is now 9 days old) and unfortunately, her little life is coming to an end. I know you might find it silly, but i truly love Doris. She is a sweet little moth.

The reason I have her is because I found her as a caterpillar in the fridge, she must have came from a store. I cared for her for months during her caterpillar, cocoon and now moth stages. For some reason, Doris was born without wings, so I couldnt let her go as planned. She is a species garden tiger moth.

Im really worried she didnt like her life, I tried my best to have her live in comfort. I let her walk around freely. I took her on walks outside. Her box was big and as natural as possible. Is she happy? Does she like her life? Does she like me? Does she feel safe?

Thank you. Im kh, cancer sun, leo rising

Hi,

First, sorry your friend's days are coming to a close. That's always hard.

Second, ya didn't specify a deck, and honestly, I'd rather just be real with you here.

Doris most likely had a great time. Like, she's just chillin on your hand, moths aren't super known for being casual with humans, so just that looks like she's cool with you.

But also, she has no wings, hun. She wouldn't have had a life without you. Walks outside, her own house safe from predators, freedom to zip around in safety, and a big friendly fae-thing taking care of her?

That moth went caterpillar mode expecting to go as hard as possible to get shit done and woke up in a mansion with a butler.

Yah, I think your little friend had the best time she could, and she seems to like you, so. Good on you.

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hi, i would like to enjoy your new game.

my question is: will i get this job in marketing?

i have an interview tomorrow.

i'm E, i choose garfield and ty.

Well, that's not ideal. 9 Spades ain't a cheerful sight, and Garfield agrees. Don't know if you've gotten an answer back yet, but it seems like things are headed for discomfort, and you'll need to move on to find a better place to be.

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Hi, hope you're fine. I would like to ask for a Garfield tarot reading about how my future wife will treat me

Thanks in advance 😊

Well, it's a heart, so that's not a bad start! Looks like there'll be some clinginess, but also your FW will be there to reality check you and make sure you're going in the right direction. Just gotta make sure those don't edge into possessiveness and emotional dismissal.

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Hey, y'all, picked up these fun playing cards at Dollar Tree, realized each card face is unique. Gonna use 'em for divination and spell craft.

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Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like....I don't even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like... He's just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.

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Fuk ye! So, when reading old grimoires, you frequently find these long chants that are just utter garbage nonsense, just sounds strung together in a vaguely word-like way.

That, dear friends, is the Barbarous Tongue.‡

It's an invocative/evocative spell language...created by the Romans. Those words are actual words, but they've done the thing of saying the word over and over til it loses all meaning and context, and then riffing on the sound until it sounds cool and like your native language.

Essentially, it's the Ancient Roman equivalent of Ermahgerd, Ubbi-Dubbi, or (if you add a dialectical bent to it) Lolcatz.

Which they then used to summon demons, curse the berjeezor out of their enemies, and generally Get Up To Shenanigans.

So not only is that entirely historically accurate, but also means that if you wish to emulate the Ancient Roman Magi (/s), you shouldn't be using Latin, you should be using Pig Latin.

‡ Note: the actual Barbarous Tongue is generally the names of deities from other contemporaneous cultures, so trynna use the Roman Barbarous Tongue is a bit of a roulette wheel spin.

Hi! So I watched Hellraiser 4: Bloodline (a good movie) and there’s a scene set at the very end of the 18th century where two guys are summoning a demon using absolute nonsense Latin. What language would they actually be using for that purpose in that time period? I and my favorite discord server need to know!

nonsense latin for magic is completely appropriate for any time period after the founding of rome lol.

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You mean yesterday?

do yall remember when people would send fake anon hates asks to themselves

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My ex's mother was a cis, straight woman who presented entirely masc. I genuinely mistook her for his father on first meeting, and was confused due his father being fuckin dead. It was notable and conversation-worthy when she was addressed as "ma'am" in public rather than "sir."

It was in fact so notable that in the hospital as she was dying, the nurses--who very definitely knew the score--still slipped and called her Sir.

I am aware there is some DiscourseTM around whether straight women can be called butch, but like. She is to this day the most butch woman I ever met who still identified entirely as a woman. And also, she was perfectly sympathetic to gender issues cause the fuckin' TERFs came for her multiple times.

Helluva a lady, and I've yeeted the ex, but I still miss his mom.

im sorry rad fems sold you the lie that butches are only Non Threatening (TM) cis women with short hair who wear T-shirts and jeans with a carabiner, but the reality of the situation is a lot of butches are trans, genderqueer, physically imposing, big, male impersonators, hairy (especially including facial hair), sweaty, muscular, "ugly" and/or fat. some butches are into extreme body modification. some went bald. some are body builders. some are transfem butches who don't wanna overperform womanhood, take estrogen, or medically transition. some butches start testosterone strictly to feel more like a butch. some butches pass as cis men, and some need to do so in order to feel like their butch selves. soft butches are great, but that's not the "One Right Way" to be butch. the butches i'm attracted to would make a rad fem scream and cry and piss themselves on the floor.

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Hey, guys, just got out of a bad relationship and he took the entire month's paycheck with him.

And now I'm in a guitar center parking lot after they told me definitely they'd take the instruments, then I used all the gas to get here, then turns out no they won't.

So, I could use a hand.

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Hey, I would love to do some readings, and could really use some help!

Gimme a shout!

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I'm here to peel back the mysteries of the cosmos, offer the advice of the cards, point you in the direction you need, or just check if there's any messages waiting for you!

No legal or health questions

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$3 -- 5 card monthly spread

$10 -- 12 card yearly spread

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A big misconception I see come up a lot is that tarot can predict the future. In a sense, it might, but it's a lot more nuanced than that.

There is no 'THE future'. There are lots of different futures and lots of different paths you could be led down, but not all fates come to fruition based on the choices we make.

Tarot should be used to gain insight and reflect on your current and alternative paths. You can't necessarily predict how something is going to go, but you can use them to look within yourself and see what might need to change to get on the path you want to be on.

This is one of the earliest things I learnt when beginning tarot, and learning this can open you up to different paths and possibilities, as well as allowing you to ask the right questions to get where you want to be.

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Bet your ass they are. Tho tbf, I prefer cookies to lattes...