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*Peter is hurt during Mission*:

*Avengers busy fighting*:

Loki: *falls from a portal* I HAVE BEEN DYING FOR 3 MOVIES!

Loki: oh shi- YOU! PORTAL ME MORTAL! *Yelling at Stephen picking up Peter*

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Peter: hey Mr Stark

Tony: Hey Petey

Peter: Sometimes I feel her watching over me

Tony: who?

Peter: mum...

Tony: oh

Peter: yeah...

Loki out of nowhere: WOULD YOU BE THE SAVIOUR OF THE BROKEN, THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNED

Clint falling from the vents: BECAUSE ONE DAY I'LL LEAVE YOU A FANDOM TO LEAD YOU IN THE SUMMER

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Idek when or why but I'm obsessed with Marvel

Peter: now I'm of consenting age

Tony: what?

Peter: WHERES THE LOVE IN A LAP DANCE

Tony: i-

Peter: WELL I MIGHT HAVE FAKED IT

Flash: I FUCKING KNEW IT! PENIS PARKER HAS BEEN FAKING IS STARK INTERNSHIP

Tony: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN HER!??

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The three stages of shipping.

Stage 1: NOW KISS

Stage 2: NOW FUCK

Stage 3: NOW BREAK EACH OTHER’S HEARTS AND THEN MEND THEM SLOWLY WHILE TOUCHING EACH OTHER WITH REVERENT, TREMBLING HANDS

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not that I want a man but if I did, it’d be impossible because, unfortunately, my standards are Tony Stark.

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Bruce: So Tony, how did you ask Stephen on a date?

Stephen: No. Do NOT ask him for dating advice. You will regret it, Doctor Banner.

Tony: Not true! I practically wrote the book on pick-up lines and making moves!

Stephen: You were so nervous, you asked me out in THREE languages!

Tony: And YET, here you are. Point one for Tony Stark!

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I'm never going to stop loving the fact that the New York Sanctum is in Greenwich village, a neighborhood historically known for its LGBT community

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Oliver:*too Percy Weasley* WE WON QUIDDITCH CUP! LETS CELEBRATE THE WAY WERE BROUGHT INTO THE WORLD!!

Percy: Naked?

Oliver: AND SCREAMING

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next gen kids as falling in reverse songs

Victorie- Sexy Drug

Dominique- Bad girls club

Louis- Alone

Molly- get me out

Lucy- I hate everyone

Roxanne- drug in me is you

Fred- Brother

Rose- keep holding on

Hugo- rolling stone

James- goddamn

Albus- Fuck you and your friends

Lily- Fuck the rest

Scorpius- losing my mind

Kestrel- losing my life

Lorcan- sink or swim

Lysander- superhero

Teddy: raised by wolves

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I promise that you'll never find another like me

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fred and george once spent months brewing up a batch of polyjuice potion

they used it to change lee jordan into looking identical to them, and wandering around hogwarts as usual

at least twelve different gryffindors had to go see madam pomfrey that day, they got so stressed out

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The original Gryffindor quidditch team was everything tbh. 

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My feed:

Lgbtq+

Pride month

Happy lgbtq

Fred Weasley's death out of fucking no where

Aftermath

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Lily: Hi Lucy

Molly: hey lily

Lily: Hey molly

Lucy: hey Lily

Lily: wanna hang out Molly?

Molly and Lucy: Sure!

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Reblog if all you want is a gf to cuddle rn.

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~at the burrow for Christmas~

Molly sr: Where there is smoke, there is a fire. And where there is a fire, there is probably Lucy.

Molly jr: Grandma? Theres a fire in the backgarden

Roxanne: *running in* it's good, its just me and uncle Charlie.

Albus: wheres lucy?

Roxanne: uh? Lucy? Who?

Everyone:

Roxanne: she's on fire due to a dragon. Like i said we're good

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Molly: Seriously fuck you, if I wanna do basic makeup it takes 20 minutes! You do the same thing? Done in under 5!

Lucy: *shrugs* Not my fault you don’t practice.

Molly: Yeah because I have more important things to do than makeup and beauty in the mornings!

Scorpius: ex-CUSE ME! WE SLYTHERINS TAKE PRIDE IN HOW WE LOOK

Molly: You wear makeup? Cool