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Bitchy Jooheon

With the collaboration of Eunwoo (Astro)

“@thefab.eomma: finally @bababear put a ring on it I’m so happy” | @I.M_U.R: I legit thought you were talking about an onion ring but I remembered you let him starve | @thefab.eomma: actually i feed him more than you think | @I.M_U.R: stfu you’re a bottom | @thefabeomma: stop exposing me | @50shadesOfRamen: WHAT HAPPENED WHENS THE WEDDING CAN I BE THE FLOWERS GIRL

Direct message

@kinky_kitten to @kukkukakka

@kinky_kitten:I’m at work and I’m extremely bored entertain me

@kukkukakka: I look like a fucking circus to you

@kinky_kitten: oh I’m sorry I didn’t mean to hurt our sensitive princess feelings

@kukkukakka: stfu

@kinky_kitten: are you mad at me or something

@kukkukakka: no

@kinky_kitten: okay then…

Minhyuk dropped his phone on the soft couch he was sitting on. That day was boring as hell. It never happened not to have any reservation for an entire morning. Suddenly the little bell at the door rang and Minhyuk immediately stood still.

“h-hello I’m sorry I didn’t take a reservation but I totally forgot I -I can leave if you don’t have time for me I understand I’m-”

Minhyuk cut the other’s boy words by laughing.

“Oh yeah I’m very busy as you can see.” He dramatically put a hand on his forehead “I’m about to pass out from all the stress”

The other boy sighed and chuckled.

“Just come with me ,I have a lot of time actually and I’m here all alone so I can say you arrived just before I die of boredom”

The boy chuckled again.

“By the way I’m Minhyuk.”

“My name’s Eunwoo,nice to meet you”

Minhyuk had a lot of clients but that boy was on another level.

“I don’t even understand why you feel like needing make up. Your skin is flawless.”

“I just like feeling a bit prettier.”

“You already are ,I don’t get it”

Minhyuk noticed that the boy violently blushed.

“Okay I guess we don’t need blush here.”

The boy chuckled again.

-

Minhyuk let his bag fall on the ground as he entered the little space he was sharing with his two friends. It wasn’t that much ,a little space with just a bedroom that was big enough for three beds. He was happy with that.

“@kinky_kitten: today work’s been pretty interesting” Jooheon annoyingly looked at the clock while he heard Minhyuk entering the hall. He usually didn’t come so late from work.

“Jooheon I’m back”

“I see ,you can leave now”

“It’s my house too”

“It’s my personal space too”

“What’s happening with you ,you’re acting so strange lately. Did I do something wrong ? I seriously don’t understand why do you have to act like a bitch all the time when I’m around”

Minhyuk said before closing the door and heading to the kitchen.

He sat down on one of the chairs around the table and took his head in his hands.

-

In the other room Jooheon was in the same situation. He didn’t mean to hurt Minhyuk. It was the last thing he wanted.He was so selfish acting like a piece of shit with Minhyuk just because he realized he liked him.

Direct message

@kukkukakka to @kinky_kitten

@kukkukakka: I’m sorry I didn’t mean to act like a piece of shit.

@kinky_kitten: what did I do wrong

@kukkukakka: nothing ,I just have some problems to deal with lately and I can’t handle them

@kinky_kitten: you know you can count on me for anything

@kukkukakka: not for this ,I’m sorry.

@kinky_kitten: it’s okay ,I understand

@kukkukakka: can you bring your ass here for a full hugs-therapy?

@kinky_kitten: I’m coming

Maybe I’ll update tomorrow (in any case on AO3 I’ve already updated so if you’re curious you can find me on @emofrnkie )

-Alex from #thepinksquad

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How to confess trough twitter (part 2)

This time with the collaboration of Yoongi (@sugaR-fairy)

Direct Message 

@hyung meme.thefrog to @50shadesOfRamen 

@hyungmeme.thefrog: ok what was that 

@50shadesOfRamen : that what 

@hyungmeme.thefrog: T H A T 

@50shadesOfRamen : shit I'm so sorry ok I didn't mean to make you feel bad I apologize I should have shut the fuck up  

@hyungmeme.thefrog: hyung. 

@50shadesOfRamen: l'm sorry. 

@hyungmeme.thefrog: I'm calling you right now and you better answer -

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 " @kinky_kitten guys where tf are Hyungwon and wonHOE"

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@kukkukakka: I guess they're sorting things out leT THEM LIVE

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@kinky_kitten: or they're fucking 

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@kukkukakka : I didn't know hyungwon had a +100 km long dick

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@kinky_kitten : cam sex 

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 @kukkukakka: Minhyuk ,you know too much

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 @I.M_U.R : because he's a stripper 

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 @kinky_kitten : oh man not again please

 -

 'Breathe Wonho ,breathe' 

Wonho said to himself before answering the call.

 "H-hey" he said with his soft voice

 "Hyung" 

 Wonho was scared. He never heard Hyungwon being that serious. 

He panicked. 

 "I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry"

 "Wonho"

 "I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry"

 "I fucking love you"

 "I'm - uh?" 

 "Yes. I love you." 

 Wonho could feel like crying in that moment. For the first time he didn't want to cry because he was sad.

 "Hyungwon I-" 

 He didn't finish his sentence. He stood in silence and started to cry.

 "I want to see you" suddenly said Hyungwon 

 "Believe me ,you'd be scared of what you'd see"

 Wonho heard Hyungwon's chuckle and smiled. 

"You're beautiful anyway"

 Wonho blushed and felt so grateful not to be in front of the other boy in that moment cause it would have been embarrassing.

 "I bet you blushed" 

 "N-no?!"

 "You're so cute"

 "I'll sue you one day"

 "I'll take you down with me then"

 "HYUNGWON STOP" 

 "sorry baby"

 Wonho was sure something in him stopped working hearing that name. He didn't know what but he was sure it happened. He closed his eyes and exhaled . 

"I love you too,Hyungwon" 

 - 

 "@thefab.eomma: just bought a cute bag that matches my hair. #thepinksquad

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@50shadesOfRamen: well done #thepinksquad

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 @kinky_kitten: I think I'll join the squad where do I sign up.

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@I.M_U.R: strippers are not allowed

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@kinky_kitten: losers neither. 

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 @I.M_U.R: coincidence :you're both 

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@kinky_kitten:I can't with you 

 @sugaR_fairy: wikihow find a new friend when the only one you had is dead 

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 @50shadesOfRamen: stop acting like I'm dead 

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@sugaR_fairy: I can still see his tweets sometimes 

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 @50shadesOfRamen: IM NOT DEAD

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@sugaR_fairy: dude you spent ten fucking minutes saying you can't breathe ,I have a point

I

@50shadesOfRamen: you take things too seriously. 

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@sugaR_fairy: the only thing I take is Hobi's dick ,sorry

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@50shadesOfRamen: you need holy water 

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@sugaR_fairy : and you need a boyfriend to vent your sexual frustration on

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@50shadesOfRamen: I'm so done with everyone 

 First part

 Quick guide to get to know the characters

BONUS:

me when I actually get notes for the shit I write

 Sorry for updating so late but now that I finished work I promise I'll update once a week :) 

buyshineforever- Alex from #thepinksquad

[monstaxontwitter]

I loved your mx twitter au! When will you update this 😍

I'm actually working on the second part of the au I posted and then I'll continue uploading every 3/4 days but atm I'm busy with work and stuff so I really find time to write during the night.I promise soon I will upload it :)

[monstaxontwitter]

!!! i love this blog already !!! keep doing a good job !!!

Thank you so so so much sweetie 💘

[monstaxontwitter]

How to confess trough twitter : a guide by a dumb guy in love with his best friend (part one)

" @50shadesOfRamen : I need a hug " Hyungwon smiled when the notification popped up on his phone screen. Wonho was the only mutual he activated his notification for because he wanted to be updated in case his best friend would set something else on fire while cooking (yes ,he did it the week before and the genius decided that it was a good idea to tweet it instead of doing something to avoid setting the entire house on fire.) Anyway Hyungwon loved him endlessly no matter how many things he'd set on fire or how many instant ramen he'd eat in 24 hours (read: love can hurt sometimes . Or it can get you to the hospital because you're stupid) . Unlocking the phone he smiled at the picture of them. They took it the first time they met and he never changed it since then. Hyungwon started writing his reply smiling because he knew Wonho would blush. He counted how many times his friend turned tomato-red the first time they got to spend time together. Exactly 38 times and Hyungwon is sure he missed some more. "@hyungmeme.thefrog: but my little bunny isn't here how am I supposed to hug him :( " - Wonho didn't just blush. He also choked on his Reese's chocolate bar. He was paler than normally when he finally found a bottle of water to save his life with. Not that it was so important for him but he needed to claim his chocolate bar. "@50shadesOfRamen: you almost killed me. PS: you owe me a Reese's bar,son of a prickle" "@hyungmeme.thefrog: whatever my little bunny wants" Fair enough. Wonho decided it was enough internet for that day. He looked at the clock: 1 pm. Well he broke his own record. One time he spent like 3 hours searching for memes when he found some gross things (see: the dark side of google) and he decided that enough was enough so he spent the whole day looking at the ceiling questioning his own existence ,why lemons were yellow and of course why pigeons were called like that. He was still shook since then. Anyway he didn't last long because he was really bored so ,phone in one hand ,chocolate in the other ( and a bottle of water next to him because you may never know who could try to """accidentally"""" kill you) ,he was laying in bed. "@50shadesOfRamen: my crush is really weird" - Hyungwon nearly feel off his chair (karma power over 9000 here) when he read Wonho's tweet. He felt betrayed but how could he expect his crush to reciprocate his feelings. Of course Wonho would prefer someone close to him that some kind of creepy meme boy that lived 150 km far from him. "@hyungmeme.thefrog: why didn't you tell me that you have a crush *pouts*" - Wonho laughed at how cute Hyungwon was. 'Maybe because you're my crush?' Gross .He was talking to himself instead of actually replying to his best friend and try to achieve something in his short and insignificant life. "@50shadesOfRamen: meh,because it's not a big deal . I'll change idea in a few days because you know I have a really bad taste" "@hyungmeme.thefrog: yeah ,I kinda got it when I saw your @ for the first time" "@50shadesOfRamen: r u d e" Wonho wasn't sure his crush will go away so easily but he'd endure whatever it comes with it. He was a strong independent bunny after all. He began to scroll down his timeline. @bababear: wikihow : survive without food | @50shadesOfRamen: is Kihyun mad at you again ? | @bababear: yes :( he said he won't cook for me EVER again. | @50shadesOfRamen: oh god ,what did you do this time | @bababear: he dyed his hair pink and I may have laughed a bit when I was him. | @50shadesOfRamen: yoU TOTALLY DESERVE TO STARVE | @thefab.eomma: that's what I told him when he laughed at me. | @50shadesOfRamen: you have your point. | @bababear: are you two really plotting against me ???!? | @thefab.eomma: #teampink @I.M_U.R : JOOHEON WHY DID YOU BLOCK ME | @kinky_kitten: because you exist | @I.M_U.R: Minhyuk fuck off | @kukkukakka: CHANGKYUN THOSE WERE _MY_ CEREALS. MINE . M I N E. | @I.M_U.R: THATS IT???? | @kukkukakka: yoU BETRAYED ME. | @I.M_U.R: are you fucking serious | @kinky_kitten: I guess someone's sleeping on the couch tonight :3 | @I.M_U.R: I may be sleep on the couch but if you don't stfu you're not even gettin in the house tonight ;) | @kinky_kitten: Jooheon say something | @kukkukakka: those were my cereals. | @kinky_kitten: #ruderoommates @jackson5: Anyone that knows me knows i love ________. Quote with what you think the answer is and copy this tweet to see what people say about you. Wonho found it pretty interesting so he copied the tweet. - Hyungwon was perplexed. 'You're an idiot' he said to himself. "@hyungmeme.thefrog quoted @50shadesOfRamen tweet: your cruSH?" "@hyungmeme.thefrog quoted @50shadesOfRamen tweet: and me ofc" - 'Cmon Wonho,go big or go home' "@50shadesOfRamen: isn't he the same person?" "@hyungmeme.thefrog: I don't know ,you tell me" "@50shadesOfRamen: yes,he is" | @kinky_kitten: gross ,go take a room please. | @I.M_U.R: the room you're not getting tonight because you're sleeping outside ? | @bababear: 911 we need some ice here because someone's been roasted. | @thefab.eomma: unlike your food. | @kukkukakka: 911 we have another victim here I made a quick introduction to the characters of the short stories I'm gonna post from now on Find it here : https://monstaxontwitter.tumblr.com/post/163103082445/get-to-know-the-characters Alex from #thepinksquad

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get to know the characters

Quick guide to the characters of the short fics.

this guide will be updated from time to time because why not

Hyungwon

@hyungmeme.thefrog 

24/7 on twitter because he doesn’t have a social life.

he’s a model but tries to hide it.

actually eats a lot.

he really really really loves making Wonho blush

shy af

Wonho

@50shadesOfRamen 

endless love for ramen and for Hyungwon

shy little bunny & doesn’t even bother to hide it

him and Kihyun are the #pinksquad

he dreams about living with Hyugwon one day.

soft.

Kihyun

@thefab.eomma

Mom.

‘‘@thefabeomma: i need a 3 months holiday on a desert island because housewife life is stressing af’‘

likes pink a lot.

has 10 aprons with his name on it.

spends 70% of his time scolding Shownu and the other 30% f*cking him.

Shownu

@bababear 

he tries to look badass but melts in 0.2 seconds when he sees Kihyun.

not as mature as he looks.

‘‘Kihyun said I can’t,I’m sorry’‘

if you didn’t get it Kihun is his boyfriend.

actually likes hugs a lot.

Changkyun | I.M

@I.M_U.R

unappreciated underground rapper.

minhyuk thinks that he’s a robot cause its looks like he doesn’t have feelings at all.

he secretly fanboys over twice.

likes strawberries a lot.

he is actually really nice when you get to know him.

Minhyuk

@kinky_kitten

acts like a bitch 99.9% of the time.

he’s a make up-artist but Changkyun is sure that secretly he’s a stripper.

he’s touchy with basically everyone.

he just needs attention and cuddles from Jooheon but never said that.

Jooheon

@kukkukakka

doesn’t spend so much time on twitter because he’s more like a tumblr person but when he does he swears a lot.

he loves sweets, his cereals and maybe Minhyuk.

his roomates are I.M and Minhyuk.

gets frustrated when someone says something nice to him because doesn’t know what to say.

That’s all

hope you all enjoyed it.

I had a lot of fun doing it 

- Alex from #thepinksquad