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"they are not gay!!" mf i have seen literal fruits being less fruity than them??wdym??

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is your otp really your otp if it doesnt emotionally destroy you?

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The push and pull of “relationships can be very affectionate and still be platonic” and “those are the gayest motherfuckers I’ve ever seen”.

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they thought they had all the time in the world :(

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y’all are being too dark. i’m back with the sillies

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Biggest fan!

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Remus John Lupin was not “shy” or “awkward” that boy was just done with everyone’s shit.

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iwaoi comic! ❤️

bonus:

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PLEASE I LOVE THIS

Wolfstar inspired by that one “young royals” scene

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i watched young royals and i love it so much but i'm also in so much pain bc they deserved so much better

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i keep thinking about that wolfstar edit on tiktok with the song that played at malec's wedding in the show mostly bc i almost cried when i realized

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marauders & co headcanons that are basically me projecting

literally anyone that knows me irl or has seen my spotify activity over the summer would say "uxía you're just projecting"

yes

yes i am, and what about it?

moving on

remus would’ve loved taylor swift, olivia rodrigo and conan gray

sirius would’ve loved green day, my chemical romance, nirvana and linkin park

remus definitely read a couple of stephen king’s books

remus reading "it" when it first came out and thinking “oh, please, richie and eddie are clearly queer coded”

james had heart of glass by blondie on loop when it came out

remus had a mullet

the marauders and the girls would've been britney spears fans

lily would've been a huge spice girls fan (and james lmao)

and yes, demiboy remus made lots of sense but at the same time i was projecting

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wolfstar headcanons

after poa, remus and sirius actually got back together but harry didn’t notice until they told him bc he’s just as oblivious as james, he also didn’t notice dean and seamus were together until ginny told him that they got engaged a few years after the battle

after they told james abt wolfstar he finally understood why he had seen them in empty abandoned classrooms in the map

remus is abt 16cm taller than sirius (1’88 and 1’72 respectively), so sirius trying to kiss remus and him just stopping that hyper mess by pushing his forehead with their index (“MOONY!! JUST GIVE ME A KISS”)

remus greeting sirius with forehead kisses

sirius burying his face in remus’ neck bc they’re the perfect height to do that

remus just back-hugging sirius (which sends him into flustered mode)

james, marlene and peter teasing sirius when he gets flustered bc of remus

remus and sirius going together to their last valentine’s day balls bc they’re the power couple™ as well as marlene and dorcas (bc in my version they had these every year)

in my version they learn how to brew amortentia in early 5th year, so sirius and remus are doing their potion when sirius says “merlin, moons, are you carrying your entire stack of chocolate?” to what he would respond “says the one who isn’t able to hide the dog fur smell” while literally looking down at him and peter is abt to speak when james stops him and whispers “no no, let them take their time” while lily and mary try not to laugh besides them

remus is the smoothest mf on earth but he plays innocent in front of everyone and sirius is the complete opposite, it’s actually quite easy to fluster him, so remus just whispers things to them making them go bright red and remus just has the biggest grin bc they know that he’s the flirt™ of the relationship (sirius also does that to them but remus knows how to fake that he’s fine)

sirius and remus walking around the castle holding hands everyday

remus calling sirius things like love, darling, sweetheart, my love, beautiful, gorgeous and baby which basically melt him

remus refusing to give sirius lovebites bc werewolf wounds never heal except for 2 single marks, one on his left collarbone and the other one right where their neck and her right shoulder join, that sirius insisted for months to get

remus had to stop sirius once from committing arson

james had to stop sirius from literally barking at a girl that was flirting with remus. he was ready to do anything until they saw how remus rejected her by saying "i don't think my boyfriend would like me going out with you, m'sorry"

sirius had a tattoo of the moon that changed according to its phases

remus rejected A LOT of people bc everyone was in love with him but they only had eyes for sirius

sirius used to sing good old-fashioned lover boy by queen to remus

sirius and remus got matching necklaces, sirius got a moon and remus the canis major constellation (it was remus’ idea and sirius almost cried when he gave him the necklace

when remus brought sirius home and presented him as his boyfriend lyall and hope were extremely happy for their kid bc they had never seen remus so happy

sirius bought promise rings for them and remus for their first anniversary bc he’s cheesy but remus loves that

remus and sirius would cuddle and have late night talks basically every single night

minerva used to refer to sirius with remus’ last name jokingly and called them the lupin couple, this made both of them extremely happy

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how the marauders & co found out about wolfstar

James Potter: i just talked about it, but basically they were hanging out and remus just answered yes when he heard james saying “are you fucking serious?” without thinking much

Peter Pettigrew: he walked in on them making out... he doesn’t like to talk about it

Lily Evans: she saw remus pecking sirius when they thought no one saw them

Regulus Black: he saw them kissing in the astronomy tower after they had just started dating, like, literally

Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes and Mary McDonald: it was another case of remus doing something when he hears “fucking serious”, this time marlene said “c’mon, remus, you can’t be fucking serious” and remus didn’t say anything but their face said everything... marlene was angry

Hogwarts: they strated to notice little things like them being 10 times touchier, them holding hands randomly or remus being covered in hickeys bc sirius is short and needy, so there was a big rumour going around. anyway, sirius confirmed it when a girl was hitting on remus infront of him and they weren’t having it

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some of my marauders era headcanons bc i have way too many

james is the mom friend and remus is the relistic one

sirius is gender-fluid

remus goes by he/they

james is queer

james “the ally” potter; before realizing that he was queer too in 6th year he would literally dropkick anyone who made homophobic comments about remus and sirius with lily and peter’s help ofc (yes, he dropkicked mulciber once)

remus swears, like a lot, and makes sarcastic comments under his breath that are peak comedy in class CONSTANTLY (only the marauders, lily, marlene, dorcas and mary get to hear them)

lily actually slapped snape when he called her that slur™ back in 4th year

james teased remus and sirius since 3rd year bc he knew they liked each other. in 5th year they start dating and one day the marauders and the girls are sitting outside and james goes “are you fucking serious?” and remus, without thinking much, just says “yes”  and everyone goes silent. james asks “since when? why did i not know?” and peter just says “even i knew, prongs” and sirius adds “reggie connected the dots in a day, mate” (in my version, the black brothers are close until sirius graduates) and professor mcgonagall, who was just there, goes “even the headmaster knows, mr. potter”

they’re all unapologetically raging feeminists

lily was plus-sized

lily wore chunky platform shoes 24/7

when sirius moved in with  the potters he spent hours listening to abba with euphemia

when harry and ginny first kissed sirius, james and lily were watching in the after-life and sirius went “A GINGER! he really is like you, prongs"

james losing his mind when harry breaks the elder wand (“I’M GOING TO KILL THIS KID” “james, no-” “HE BROKE THE ELDER WAND, REMUS, THE ELDER WAND” “oh my god” “LILY, DO SOMETHING” as for sirius, he’s enjoying the drama)

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a list of things that snape has done that I don’t completely hate

killed dumbledore

called wolfstar an old married couple

died <3