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Dan and Phil Cooking Pasta Core
VOTE PASTA
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I made my friends watch CATWS yesterday for pride month
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I just got into House MD and knowing the ending, my HEART HURTS
Oh you mean this ending??
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What if we held hands in the dashcon 2 ball pit
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"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg
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manhunter best hannibal adaptation
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I really don't know what to do with the fact that my teeth have been toothpaste flavored for over 24 hours despite much eating and no additional toothpaste. Like what's even happening there. Perplexing.
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put things on dvd you fucking cowards
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through the innovative action of blowing on the end of a metal straw i have invented what i like to call the world's worst flute
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Every once in a while, i think about the best photo I've ever taken (at a kings of leon concert, no less). And how i know that i will never take a photo like this again.

Like bro are you KIDDING
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Edit: Here is the fic that inspired the tweet
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Skipped a few steps
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Don’t forget the hyphen!!!
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