morphean42
morphean42
A Man Who Really Needs A Life
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He/Him 🏳️‍⚧️Faggot. Communist. Theatre Enjoyer. Connoisseur of the Written Word.
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morphean42 · 17 hours ago
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i think i like aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe so much because ari was the only 15-16 year old character that actually acted like he was 15-16. like he was confused and uncomfortable with himself he didn't feel like he was a real person yet his thoughts weren't complex but they were surprisingly deep he wasn't sure when he was supposed to start kissing people or drinking alcohol or anything he loved his parents but didn't know how to talk to them he was so sixteen years old and it felt so honest and can you tell how much i love this book
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morphean42 · 18 hours ago
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as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands
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morphean42 · 1 day ago
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Paul Rudd in OMitB:
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morphean42 · 2 days ago
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MY GRANDDADS I'M SO HAPPY
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morphean42 · 2 days ago
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the year is 2050. the new season of only murders in the building is out. no one lives in arconia anymore because everyone has been murdered. charles, mabel and oliver have now become ghost busters because arconia is haunted.
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morphean42 · 3 days ago
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genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital
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morphean42 · 3 days ago
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Gatekeeping is so good and important
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morphean42 · 5 days ago
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morphean42 · 6 days ago
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(Source)
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morphean42 · 10 days ago
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More Clue textposts because they are in my head again
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morphean42 · 10 days ago
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I may be going insane, but your boy stocked up on plays to read this summer! I’ve already got through one (oh L-rd it hurt), and I may be writing reviews here. I’m attempting to morph into my final form as a play fiend, so watch out
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morphean42 · 11 days ago
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CREATURE????
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morphean42 · 11 days ago
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30-Song Guess Your Age Quiz
Fwiw, they thought I was MANY years younger than I am. Just made me feel good all over. 😊
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morphean42 · 12 days ago
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they went off with this
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morphean42 · 12 days ago
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The largest mass shooting in American history was a hate crime against gay people. Don’t ever forget that.
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morphean42 · 13 days ago
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And then he chops his tits off
victorian trans guy who goes to beloved local barber sweeney todd and presses half a crown in his hand and says “begging your pardon sir, i know it ain’t much but i was hoping you might tell my employer i get me shaves from you should he ever come around. only he’s been asking me how i keep my chin so smooth and i haven’t the heart to tell him i can’t grow a beard, so i might have told him a little lie, sir, and said it’s all due to your wonderful skill, sir” and sweeney todd goes “no problem. by the way would you say your employer deserves to die”
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morphean42 · 13 days ago
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Hey so Zionism isn’t a dirty word, Zionism doesn’t support occupation or oppression it’s literally just an ideology to protect Jewish people (you know, the people who had 2/3rds of their population systematically murdered) by allowing them to live on their own fucking native land. Most zionists would not advocate for any of the atrocities the government of Israel is doing and many, like myself, desire a two state solution.
If you’re a fan of Falsettos and you oppose Zionism I don’t trust you. I don’t believe you actually care about Jews.
HEY‼️ I’ve come to alert everyone that Andrew Rannels is a Zionist (someone who supports the Israeli occupation of Palestine). disappointing but I think people should be aware of this
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