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Tiny Alfred understands the unbearable weight of eternal dishes, but he's very proud of you for trying your best.
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person in fandom: eeeyikes!!! i hope im writing this character in this short little fanfic right >_< eeekkk what if my takes on my meta are all wrong and everyone will Kill me!!
guy in professional comic industry: okay lets mischaracterize every single character that appears in this comic for 50 or so issues
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Detective Comics (2011) #32
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fellas is it gay to memorise your best friends heartbeat so that you always know how he's feeling and where to find him?
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They really should've ended up Kissing idk what to tell you
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#my art#batman#bruce wayne#dc#dc comics#studies :) technically#suggestive#we take pookie and we put him into situations
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goodbyes are hard Batman: Gotham Knights #13
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Thank you for the Batman post. 😙👌🏽
happy to feed the people with whatever comes out of the brain when reading frownyalfred posts :)
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The idea of touch starved Bruce Wayne in a relationship with Clark "feels like sunlight incarnate" Kent makes me ILL in such a good way (they're lovers your honor🥹)
Bruce “so touch starved it hurts to look at him” Wayne and Clark “I hold back on physical affection because I’m terrified I’ll hurt someone” Kent, everyone
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as a dg fan, i can still understand dg fans hating bruce but depicting dg himself to have long-term hatred for bruce is where i draw the line, he could never
My brother, if you hate Batman, maybe it’s time to put down the comics centered around Batman characters and stop engaging with the Batman fandom. You will be much happier.
#I'm ordering extra chicken#you guys do whatever you want#some people make it sound as if crazy steve is main canon
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imagine how smart Bruce would be if he didn't get hit in the head all the time. "Lex Luthor is the smartest man on Earth--" "Tony Stark is--" right but if Bruce is holding his own up there AND he's been playing fast and loose with TBIs for a few years, that ranking is flawed.
#tbh him and tony probably should be in some sort of fucked up concussion competition#and lex regularly wears power armour without a helmet#they all just don't want to be smart apparently#TBIs for everyone
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that one time when they gave him thigh highs?
#also a very obvious crotch split?#it's from batman white knight#very horny design#batman#superman#superbat#bruce wayne#clark kent#dc#dc comics#my art#time to go to bed
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local mob boss, puffing on a cigarette angrily:
goon:
Batman, tied to a chair six feet away:
mob boss: did ya have to tie him to the chair with his legs spread open like that?
#this kept rattling around the brain case#and yes boss it was necessary#also he's going to fold that chair like paper now
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