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I stg if they resolve the BuddieTommy/Polyfire/BuckTommy of it all by killing Tommy I am going to put the showrunners through every season of trauma in first person pov. I will drop a fire truck on them. I will kill their families. I will stab them. I will impale them on rebar. I will kidnap them. I will hold them hostage. I will unleash several plagues upon them. I will drop them into a tsunami. I will strike them down with lightning. You're not gonna kill Tommy if you don't want me to crash out and crash out HARD.

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If I had a nickel for every time Maddie Buckley gets kidnapped...

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AU where Tommy was the helicopter pilot for Eddie's convoy that went down, and instead of Eddie having a full crash out breakdown over everyone he saved being dead he meets up with Tommy for drinks and cries on him and then they start dating? And ofc Buck does his whole jealous ex routine about Eddie suddenly going off with his new boyfriend when Eddie was STRAIGHT and that was like 80% of the reason he hadn't asked him out yet (the other 20% was the whole colleagues thing). And then Buck meets Tommy properly and he's even MORE angry because the guy is so fucking hot and so incredibly, painfully loveable and now Buck's got an unrequited crush on BOTH halves of that couple and it's not FAIR.

Anyway all three of them start dating about it.

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I feel like Buck would do a trust fall with literally anyone.

Like Eddie might not even do one with his team, but Buck would do one with any random stranger.

They both have trust issues, but Eddie's are of the "I would never trust anyone with myself or my family, not even me" flavour, while Buck's are of the "It doesn't matter if I get hurt so long as this person is pleased with me, whether that be laughing at me as I hit the floor or catching me before I fall".

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reblog to give writers the power to write 10k words of porn without plot

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Everyone is fighting a tough battle so reblog to give previous a sword 🗡️

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Jason is so Buck-coded

So I've got this friend whose nervous because shes dating a guy and she hasn't told him shes trans yet. They've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.

I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having so she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy.

So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction. She tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her, it's no big deal.

He's baffled. He's heard the word trans but thinks it means she spends half the year overseas. So Jane explains what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet he says:

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

This guy look's around at the room full of people all holding their breath, at his girlfriend who is clearly frightened and says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we'd grilled and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at everyone absolutely beaming with pride.

My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network all gathered around and thought to himself "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"

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If I had the spoons and talent I could make such a good Buckley siblings fanvid to Hey Brother by Avicii

Once I magically cure my mental illness it's over for y'all

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if there’s a problem with any of the textbooks or if you want to request materials for a specific language feel free to message me!

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meme template material right here

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nsfw fic finder request for the stranger things fandom!

There's a Harringrove fic out there where I believe Steve and Billy are in a car, and Billy keeps incrementally persuading Steve to let him go further (sexually). Like "oh I'll only rub it on you I won't put it in" and "it's only the tip babe I won't put it in all the way" and "I won't cum inside you babe I'll pull out" type stuff.

That's it that's the fic. If you know it please link me to it I promise I'll bookmark it this time 😭

If you know any fics in a similar vein (doesn't have to be stranger things or harringrove) also drop me a line I adore that trope.

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I had a dream where I was dating Tommy Kinard and I got to stare at his big beautiful face while he was laughing and talking to other people and I got to hug him and rest my head on his shoulder.

That was such a good dream; Evan Buckley is one lucky man.

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So, the other day, when I was discussing AO3's policy on solicitation, a tumblr user came at me saying that AO3's "no monetization/solicitation" rules were "bullshit" because nexus mods allows fan created mods to get paid.

Look at me.

Look at me right now.

AO3 protects you.

AO3 protects you and your works. 

It protects your works from copyright strikes and DCMA takedowns.

It protects your work from advertisers.

It protects your work from overzealous legal challenges.

It protects your right to post adult content.

AO3 is non-profit and AO3 will never try to use you or your work to make a profit for themselves and AO3 will go to bat for you if someone tries to legally challenge you or your works.

Please respect AO3 and its mission.

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I need Josh to get a boyfriend in s9. He just deserves the most and I want to see that man happy and in love!!!!!

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I feel like in the rush of “throw out etiquette who cares what fork you use or who gets introduced first” we actually lost a lot of social scripts that the younger generations are floundering without.

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I'm calling bullshittery because why can I be so deeply excited about a fandom and a fic plot and have the whole thing fantasised and planned and then as soon as I start writing I go like a wind-up toy and write ferally until I drop without actually even getting halfway through what I planned?

Chronic WIP writers rise!!!!

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