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when ur an Adult in Training™ and need to ask a Certified Adult™ a question BUT UR MOM ISNT ANSWERING THE PHOnE  

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women's magazine

Page 14: You're beautiful the way you are

Page 15: How to quickly lose weight

Page 16: Cake Recipe

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I recently saw a video of a young woman talking about all of the reasons our generation, the Millennials, sucks and that’s she’s sorry for what we’ve become. Here is my, a fellow Millennial, response:

You say we’re just ‘existing’ and not ‘contributing anything to society.’ The oldest Millennial is 34, the youngest is 12, we haven’t had time to contribute anything yet. We’re trying to survive in a world that no other generation has had to grow up in, with a tanked economy and most of our childhood hearing nothing but war in the Middle East on the news while also being profoundly connected. We didn’t do that.

You say we’re no longer polite, we don’t say ‘no, sir’ or ‘no ma’am’ anymore and we no longer hold the door open for our elders or women. We also don’t expect low-paid workers to break their backs for us, or at yell at them when they make a mistake, like my 60-year-old grandfather does. We say ‘no problem’ when there’s a mistake in order, and politely stand by while the 40-something-year-old soccer mom huffs and rolls her eyes as the new girl struggles to punch in the correct code.

You say our music objectifies women and glorifies drugs and criminals. There has been no significant change from the songs that were once sung or the singers who sang them. Many of the 50’s, 60’s, 70’s, and 80’s performers were drug addicts, womanizers, and criminals in their own right. Elvis Presley was child abuser, John Lennon raped his many girlfriends and most of the music I grew up listening, which was 80’s rock, were performed by habitual drug abusers. Let’s not pretend like human nature took a drastic turn when 1983 rolled around.

You say we cuss to prove a point. We, as a generation, have learned it’s not the words we fucking use, it’s the passion in them that we care about. As a generation, we’ve become more interested in politics and the world around us, cursing is minor problem when we consider the political climate the older generation has plunged us into.

You say we use ‘bae’ to describe the ones we love. Bae, originally, means ‘before anyone else’ which is incredibly romantic in my opinion. Bae is also hardly ever taken seriously, it’s a jokey way to talk about someone you love. Language changes, I doubt people were happy when we changed ‘wherefore’ into ‘why.’ The greatest injustice we can do to our language and culture is not allow it to evolve and grow with us.

You say we idolize people like Kim Kardashian and shame people like Tim Tebow. Kim Kardashian is a business woman who had a private video she made with a lover illegally revealed. Instead of fading into obscurity, she stood tall and did not let the sexual shaming she endured stop her and now runs a multi-million dollar industry, is married to one of the richest men in the world, and had two beautiful children. Tim Tebow is a Christian who was criticized by a few people for praying in an open stadium while most people just wanted to see a game.

You say we’re lazy and entitled, we want to make a lot of money and get a free education but we’re not willing to put in the work. We are not lazy. I cannot tell you how many people I meet who have gone to school full time while working a part or even full-time job just to make ends meet. We’re not entitled, we’re bitter. In the 70’s, you could work a part time job over the summer and pay your way through four years of school because tuition was $400, now just to walk in the door of your local community college you need to drop $14,000. We have kids who aren’t even old enough to drink, yet are already $20,000 deep in debt. Debt that won’t go away because even filing for bankruptcy won’t erase it. And even with that education, there’s no guarantee you’ll find something in your field. I have a friend who has a degree in microbiology and she’s making $9 an hour selling $15 candles. I have another friend who has a masters in Sport Psychology and Counseling. She’s a bartender. My parents bought a three bedroom house in the suburbs in the late 90’s while my generation is imagining apartments with breezy windows and trying to get enough money to get food while we scrounge up less than $8 a week.

You say we spend more time online making friends and less time building relationships and our relationship’s appearance on Facebook is more important than building the foundation that relationship is based on. We are a generation that is profoundly connected and no other generation has seen this before. We have more opportunities to meet people from all over the world and better chances to understand other worldviews and lifestyles. Being able to stay home and talk to people over the internet is cheaper and more relaxing than having to force yourself to interact with people in public settings after a long day of minimum wage labor. The people I talk to more over the internet are people I have been friends with for years. It’s easier to talk about the day’s events over Skype or Facebook Messenger than arrange a day to meet in person when you have conflicting schedules. I truly don’t believe most people care what others think of their friendship or how their relationships ‘look’ on social media. Most often what you are calling ‘our relationship’s appearance on Facebook’ are documented and searchable memories.

You say our idea of what we believe in is going on Facebook and posting a status on Facebook. Not everyone can join in with the crowds of protesters. It’s easy to see what others have to say through the comments and argue back without the threat of violence. And when this generation does organize events to stand up for ourselves, it’s met with childish name-calling or being reduced to a ‘riot.’

You say we believe the number of follows we have reflects who we are as a person. It’s nice knowing there’s 20 or 50 or maybe even 100 people who care what you have to say or think. We live in an age where we can and will be heard.

You say we don’t respect our elders, that we don’t respect our country. Our elders grew up in one of the greatest economic booms in history and in turn made it the worst economic situation since the 1930’s all while blaming kids who were only five at the time for it. We stand on our flag because it means nothing, it’s a pretty banner for an ugly lie. We’re a country that says you can make it if you just work hard enough while, in the end, that will almost never happen. We’re a country that becomes irate at the idea of 20-something college kids standing on some canvas dyed red, white, and blue but seem to shrug off the millions of homeless, disabled veterans.

You say we’re more divided than ever before. Ever before what? When black folk couldn’t drink from the same fountain as white folk? When women couldn’t vote? When white southerners fought for the idea that they could keep black people as slaves? We’re a generation that is done with injustice and when you fight for social change, you will divide people.

You say everything that was frowned up is celebrated. What does that mean? We frowned up gay marriage. We frowned upon wives being able to say no to sex with their husbands. We frowned up interracial marriage. We frowned up black folk being allowed to go to school with white folk. We frowned upon women being allowed to vote. Are those things not worth celebrating?

You say nothing has value in our generation, that we take advantage of everything. We value friendship more, we value the fists of change, we value social justice and family and the right to marry those we love. We value the right to be yourself, wholly and fully. We value the right to choose and we value the idea of fighting what you believe in, even when everyone older than you is telling you you’re what’s wrong with the country.

You say we have more opportunities to succeed than those before but we don’t ‘appreciate’ them. We are a bitter generation. You can finance a boat for 3.9% but you have to pay back college tuition plus 8.9%. We may have more opportunities but those opportunities cost money we don’t have.

You say you can see why we’re called ‘Generation,’ but we’re not Generation Y, we’re Millennials and we do feel entitled. We were promised a strong economy and inexpensive education. We had the world in our hands and we were going to make it better. And it was ripped away from us because of incompetent rulers, illegal wars, and greedy corporations and we get blamed for it. Crime has gone down, abortion and unintended pregnancy has lowered, people are living longer, people are more educated, people are less likely to die from violent crime or diseases, yet my generation is touted as the worst generation and for what? Crimes that we’re accused of that happened before we could even wipe our own ass? We were raised better, and we were raised in a society that treated, and continues to treat, us like garbage. And we are done. We are not sorry, we did nothing wrong.

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I just had to make this. It was for the rubies.

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These Flower Lamps Bloom When People Stand Under Them

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Common Misconceptions About The Signs and Why They’re Wrong

1. Aries:

Aries is noted for being a tenacious go getter, easily working their way through social situations in order to climb the ladder of success. Though this is true to an extent, Aries has a complex mind and needs a certain amount of solitude in order to keep their daily routine stable.

2. Taurus:

Taurus has a stereotype of being self centered- although concerning the ones they love this couldn’t be farther from the truth. They will stubbornly do everything they can to help a loved one, even if it requires a certain amount of self sacrifice.

3. Gemini:

Gemini folk have a reputation of being detached or unaffected by romantic woes- however when betrayed or hurt during a relationship their reaction can be somewhat similar to the water sign Scorpio, which is different than them in almost every way besides the urge to be destructive when scorned.

4. Cancer:

Cancers are known for being soft hearted and docile. This theory has no truth to it when someone takes Cancers kindness for granted or uses them. A Cancer will not forgive or forget that sort of disregard- and can in fact become quite ruthless if something provokes them enough to irateness.

5. Leo:

Leo people are said to be extremely self-absorbed and prideful. While this may be true for many of them early on in life, the transform as they get older into quite humble- or even charitable human beings.

6. Virgo:

Virgos have a reputation for being unemotional and unphased by hardships. This isn’t accurate, Virgos bury things deep down inside them for the sake of keeping their composure. Whether or not the address the emotional issue head on enough to let it go, or ignore it to the point where it eats them up inside becomes a life-long struggle.

7. Libra:

Some people would call Libra a superficial sign- while it’s true that sometimes Libra gets distracted by superficial things, they really don’t place as much importance in them as most people say they do. They desire a good heart in others more than anything material or vain- they will not stick with someone or something for superficial reasons.

8. Scorpio:

Scorpio folk have a reputation for being a highly vindictive, vicious, and jealous sign. Seething with emotion that will eventually cause them to take out their frustration on others. However Scorpio is a sign that as a rule, goes through many transformations in life. At a certain point they realize revenge and grudges are a waste of time- they acquire incredible emotional strength. The greatest virtue of Scorpio is their wisdom.

9. Sagittarius:

Sagittarius individuals are known for being self-assured party animals, confident folks of a jovial nature. While for the most part this is true, Sagittarius also suffers from insecurity and desires to love, and be loved faithfully in return. As much as they enjoy social interaction and large gatherings they are also perfectly content with staying at home and watching movies with a close friend.

10. Capricorn:

Most people would describe Capricorn as serious and some would even say boring. Both of these stereotypes aren’t accounting for major parts of Capricorns personality. They’re extremely goofy and hilarious when you get to know them well enough, far from boring and always finding little projects to pour their energy into.

11. Aquarius:

Aquarius people are also noted for being emotionally detached, but the stereotype doesn’t account for their need to check in on their loved ones. Bouts of worrying sometimes trouble them when they think about their loved ones getting into danger or being harmed. Because of this they have a tenancy to constantly text or call those they care about in order to make sure they’re alright.

12. Pisces:

Most describe Pisces folk as shy people who don’t respond well to overwhelming social situations. While it’s true that Pisces are dreamy, imaginative people who require alone time- to say that they’re uncomfortable talking to other people is simply not true. Without other people around they can become quite lonely or depressed- being around friends brings out a fun side in them. When comfortable, Pisces can be one of the most talkative signs.

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Look at what I got to blow up yesterday at work XD

It took awhile, he just wouldn't 'get up'

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Prank calls at a adult novelty shop

True story.

The Pranker and his friends were giggling as he asked if I tested the products myself. I told him that yes, every worker here tests every single product. This is to better recommend it to a customer, based on our experience. of course the pranker sounded surprised. I then had a conversation that’s inappropriate and has to do with vibrating panties being tested at moment. I soon hang up the phone and i turns to see a customer staring at me, I just turned red. I explained that it was a prank call, and that i kinda tend to prank them myself. I silently start to ring her out and I see that she is buying vibrating panties. Like we are supposed to, I tell her that I need to test them to make sure they work All she does is smile and say: “ I thought you already did” At that moment i just died. I turned red and died. She just laughed harder the redder I got.

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Work issues

So does anyone else have sword fights with 15 inch dildos?

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“….because tomorrow may never come!” Well thanks for the confidence.

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Me: Nature is beautiful.

Insects: thank y- 

Me: