mrsbluebertgreggleson

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hey girl 

 i’m trapped in the wall </3

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u all want a catgirl gf until she tries to eat your goldfish

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On Air # 4

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Necromancer and their ghostly friends

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i eat 15 apples for breakfast then drive myself to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall bc they cant withstand my aura

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i don't want to see one hot take about the new star wars content. not ONE. i don't CARE about your unique and controversial opinion. only ICE COLD takes from here on out. for example, some parts of the star wars movies take place on ships, while other parts take place on planets.

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Bureau of Balance bracer for Taako, he is a fancy boy

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matching couple shirts that say "bearer of the curse" on one of them and ,"the curse" on the other

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when did “lmao” become shorthand or w/e for “i’m fucking suffering”

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ok wait I can't decide whether it's funnier if Garfield the Deals Warlock wasn't inoculated and just heard static all over the moonbase OR if Lucretia met him and said hell yeah brother drink up

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im taking away language until yall learn how to act

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Beauty and the Beast is so funny, imagine you go out to town to run your errands and the entire population starts singing about how fucking strange yet fuckable you are

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Dude..are you good

I had to attend a company-wide meeting with my boss recently who kept spouting nonsense business words at all of us like we’re supposed to give a fuck about “labor absorption” so this reblog spree was an attempt to harm him with psychic energy

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Guys I found the only good thing on Facebook.

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Sam praying on May 18 2020: Jack I know you're God now but do you want a regular cake or a cookie cake

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Man, it sucks when you can’t evolve a Pokemon just cuz you don’t got anyone to trade back to you. They should make it so that giving your Pokemon to the daycare counts as trading it so it evolves when you pick it back up, or make the NPCs who want to trade be ones that only want and give Pokemon that only evolve when you trade them. Something for us losers who can’t evolve em any other way. A little piece of the Pokepie, you know?