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*The team is having dinner together*
Hinata: Tanaka, can you pass the salt?
Tanaka: *Throws Tsukishima across the table*
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Sirius:Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Remus:Sirius, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
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Allura: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Lance: Just rip the bandage off.
Allura: It’s Lotor.
Lance: Put the bandage back on.
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Shiro (Voltron), Bucky (MCU), Peter Pettigrew (Harry Potter) Meet each other:
Shiro:So, how did you end up with that metal arm?
Bucky:I was captured by the enemy during a mission, tortured and turned into a weapon
Shiro:No way dude! Me too.
Shiro, Bucky:*vibing and don't realise Pettigrew is there*
Pettigrew:I betrayed my friends and worked for the guy that wanted them dead, then I had to cut my arm off but my master made me this *creepily smiles whilst holding up metal arm*
Bucky, Shiro:
Bucky, Shiro:Wait, What?!
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