Book Update
I read the first two books of Crescent City in four days but now I have to wait a whole week before I can get the third book 😭
On the other hand, this is Day Nine of me trying to finish We Hunt The Flame and I'm only 50% done. It's not that I don't like it, but I just cannot get into it.
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"The Promised Neverland started good but the ending was terrible" ok fair but at the same time canniballism as a metaphor for the self-destructive nature of capitalism was the best idea anyone has ever had.
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Book Update:
Just finished Alex Rider: Nightshade's Revenge.
Well, he finally did the "character hides injury from others" trope.
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DAMMIT FREDDY YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A HEALING REDEMPTION ARC AND GO HOME AND BE HAPPY WITH YOUR PARENTS AND STAY FRIENDS WITH ALEX!
I am not okay.
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Ray: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying.
Emma: And?
Ray: And you are.
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Violet Sorrengail: I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms.
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Don: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.
Gilda: What happened?
Don: I made a VERY bad mistake.
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Ray: We’re having a moment, aren’t we?
Yugo: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.
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Gilda: Christmas lights?
Yugo: Check.
Don: Thermos of hot cocoa?
Yugo: Check.
Norman: Santa suits?
Yugo: Check.
Emma: Shovel?
Yugo: Check.
Ray: Alibi and bail money?
Yugo: Check- wait, WHAT?!
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Lucas, looking at Emma: Okay, so I need to become a therapist faster.
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Emma: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts!
Yugo, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack.
Ray, deadpanning at Yugo: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.
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the Squad cleaning up
Lucas: Pick up the nearest piece of trash and throw it away.
Yugo, to Ray: Alright, which bin do you wanna go in—
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*Gillian in speaking on the phone*
Gillian: Yeah, I'm with Sandy.
Sandy: I'm fucking dying-
Gillian: Yep, she's okay.
Sandy: I have a knife in my chest!
Gillian: No, she can't talk right now. She's sleeping, sorry.
Sandy: IM BLEEDING OUT-
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Emma: Who do we know that has handcuffs?
Yugo: Well Lucas and I-
Lucas: *elbows Yugo*
Yugo:...wouldn't know.
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Lucas: Damn, the power went out.
Don: Don't worry, I got this.
Don: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Lucas: What-?
Don: I swallowed a glow stick!
Lucas, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-
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Gillian: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.
Oliver: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.
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Yugo: Lucas, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?
Lucas, naked in Yugo's bed: No, I absolutely do not.
Yugo, already taking off his clothes: Fuck. Me neither.
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Norman, proudly: I slept.
Gilda: Is that so much of a rare thing that you have to say it?
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