Kids these days are writing geometric proofs as fill-in-the blanks, multiple choice drop-downs online. Back in my day, we had to hand write those suckers with no guidance whatsoever. Truly so much easier the "modern" way
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me, lurking and looking at all of your posts about shayne + courtney and vigorously googling + screaming internally but also not coming out and interacting because i don’t want to take a definitive stance on the validity: ah *sips tea* very interesting, many valid points 🧐🎀
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Hate when duolingo gives you those questions where you have to choose the "logical" response in a conversation. Maybe I wanted to respond to someone's pregnancy news by saying I like to give orange juice to mice. You don't know what kind of conversations I have.
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Someone: how are you handling unemployment?
Me (hasn't left the house in a week and managed to start a feud with an absolute PSYCHOPATH on duolingo wherein we both were active on the app for 12 hours straight vying for 1st place): pretty well
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This is their entire relationship
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Hear me out:
thank you for coming to my ted talk
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how the fuck am i supposed to act like a normal functional human being when The Character exists
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it’s been long enough i’m making an executive decision that we all need to go reread the tgi fridays infinite mozzarella sticks article
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Why did no one tell me that Eren Jaeger and Adrien Agreste were the same person??
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I know I'm late to the party by about 15 years, but I recently started watching Merlin (BBC) and I now completely understand everything I've heard about the show. It all makes perfect sense now.
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Today I learned that Charlie Weasley was apparently not in any of the films.
How did I gaslight myself this badly
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status update: officially obsessed with sebastian sallow
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