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This post right here is the reason why I love being on this app and at the same time am hesitant to show it to other people...

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

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What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

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the voices in my head tell me to quadruple the amount of garlic required for any recipe. and i listen

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what they don't tell you about being bilingual is that you won't be smarter and more eloquent in one language over the other. instead you get to be stupid twice.

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(via demo)

Post so old, bro even spoke latin damn

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Chan should probably touch grass, and he's already got that ass.....

Chan: I'm going on a date.

Minho: No.

Chan: What?

Minho: Chores before whores.

Chan:

Minho: Dishes before bitches.

Chan:

Minho: Cutting grass before getting ass.

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This is so unhinged omg 😭😭😭

Han: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Hyunjin : If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.

Han: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.

Changbin: Actually I did the math, Hyunjin would have $225, not $0.15.

Hyunjin: Fam I’m right here....

Felix: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Han: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Felix: Sorry I only have a dollar.

Han: :(

Changbin: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Hyunjin would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Felix: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.

Changbin: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.

Minho: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice.

Changbin: Apply juice to what.

Seungmin: Directly to the forehead.

Bangchan: Great chat everyone.

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Nooooo!!¡!!!!¡ 😭😭😭

Chan: *cooking* Minho, can you grab the meat?

Chan:

Chan: Minho let go of my ass.

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more terrible skz incorrects (3/∞)

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Seungmin: It's crazy how Chan always looks so calm and composed, I wonder how he does it. Chan: *internally* Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck f-