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myrunawaysweets · 6 days ago
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"God didn't create gay people!" yeah I did! You should all thank me for that
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myrunawaysweets · 6 days ago
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Then they become gender-solids
How do gender fluids survive the winter? What if they freeze..?
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myrunawaysweets · 19 days ago
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Technoblade fanart but it's moodeng references
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myrunawaysweets · 19 days ago
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Only on Tumblr can I find such crazy fuckin posts like this
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myrunawaysweets · 26 days ago
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well… *pushes up glasses* i’m something of a fucking idiot myself 😏
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myrunawaysweets · 26 days ago
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OP what does this mean?????
TWO SLICE BREAD AND ONE SLICE MEAT COOKED OUTSIDE IN SUMMER HEAT TOPPED WITH SAUCE AND ONE BIG LEAF NAMED LIKE HAM BUT MADE WITH BEEF
HAMBURGER - THE 'MERICAN FOOD HOT OFF GRILL AND BARBECUED
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myrunawaysweets · 26 days ago
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tenna & queen
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myrunawaysweets · 26 days ago
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GOD?!?!
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don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control
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myrunawaysweets · 26 days ago
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Thinking about that one time i caught vivid and told my mom my symptoms, and accused me of being pregnant and wouldn't talk to me properly until I showed her the negative pregnancy test and positive covid test lol
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myrunawaysweets · 1 month ago
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FREAKING FINALLY!
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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY
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myrunawaysweets · 1 month ago
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Currently thinking about how sukuna had four arms, which inevitably means he has four hands, while I only have 2...
Uraume: Lord sukuna, I thought you said there was an emergency.
Reader sniffling in front of sukuna as you try find a way to fit 2 of his huge ass hands in each of your smaller ones: "I-I dont have enough hands..."
Sukuna, clearly stressed and confused why you're crying over something so stupid: "This is an emergency. Find a way for this idiot to calm down!"
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myrunawaysweets · 1 month ago
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The fanart of this man just keeps getting better and better
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I'm back, sweets~
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myrunawaysweets · 1 month ago
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Both
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❤️Pick your uncanny twin🩵
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myrunawaysweets · 1 month ago
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So my biological mother is trying to get back into my siblings lives, not mine, but their's, I get it, they're younger, they havent graduated yet, they let her believe she never left, it's fine, they dont have many memories of her as I did, they are still the same crying kids she left in a car that day, not me though, the kid she left all those years ago, but it's fine, it's not like I spent years after her absence crying myself to sleep, wondering how strong I have to be for her to come back, how kind I have to be for her to realize I can do better this time, but really it's fine, she can go and play family with them again, and forget I exist even though I waited for her for years, and when people started talking about her never coming back, I resorted to cutting and depressive episodes, truly it's fine since she proved them wrong and came back now though, it doesn't matter that the little girl she birthed and raised died a slow and painful death with two hospital trips where they held me in a room like some crazy psycho, where I was isolated from everyone for weeks at a time, honestly it's fine, cause now I have a job, and support, and a home, and friends and although itd be nice to get a message or call or something from her just to show that she never forgot about me either, that im not unlovable, that I am worth getting better for, not just my younger siblings, that my only worth isnt seen through what I can do for others, that I wasn't just put on this planet to care for your kids and clean up your mistakes then maybe itd really be fine, and not just a lie that I tell myself so that the stress and sadness dont eat away at my nerves and leave the insecure child that wanted to bring you back so badly, that I was willing to literally die for your attention.
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myrunawaysweets · 1 month ago
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Thinking about the time i was being followed by a stranger while walking home on the streets in the middle of the night, and as the guy got closer behind me, my first thought was to call for my older brother to come help me, despite him being at least 2 hours away by car
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myrunawaysweets · 1 month ago
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Ever since grade 7 i used to write books and such on the site I now dread as wattpad, where the almost comically helpless and weak (y/n) trope lives strongly, and looking back on my old writes, through tears of cringe, I realized how terrible my characters were, so cliche, so predictable and so so early 2000s, it's almost laughable, I wanted to scream so bad with each paragraph.
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myrunawaysweets · 2 months ago
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Chat, I remember how I was going to make a sequel of this (I reread it and though it physically pained me to read this relic of a fanfiction I remember), should I continue?
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♡TEDDY BEAR♡
I looked up at the tv, a commercial broadcasting across the country about building yourself a walking, talking, teddy bear! Of course with different models. Their supposed to be life sized, as you make your order on the website, your able to set customized designs. Of course these aren't actually teddy bears, but they're like humanoid robots, their structure and features supposed to resemble a humans exactly, not a flaw, all for comfort, they adore you, and would basically do anything for you.
"Get your own teddy bear and build a friend for yourself today! Hop on down to our website listed here! And if your not satisfied, send em back in in the first 30 days and you get a full refund!"
Everyone from my highschool had grown apart, some started working for hero companies, some traveled to different countries, and a few of us got married. All of us had our own lives, but me being quirkless, and a bad breakup with a certain duel quirked hero, had been cooped up in my apartment for almost a month.
I have no friends so I dont have a certain reason to go out, I work at home too, so I only leave the house for groceries and supplies.
'Hey, (y/n), I'm sending you a special package, think of it as a gift, considering I'm in America, as an apology' I questioned Mina's message, but I soon succumbed to sleep on my desk in no time.
"DELIVERY"
I jumped in my chair as pain flooded my back, neck and face.
"Oh jeez... I'm only 26..."
Walking over to the door i look through the peep hole to see a girl in a delivery outfit.
""Hello! I'm here to drop off a package to ms. 'Y/n) (l/n)" she smiled, her sharp white canines almost seemed scary if it weren't for her relaxed yet energetic demeanor.
"Thats me..."
I signed the papers as the girl before me made small talk.
"I heard these are quite popular, I hope to get one someday, but thats not going to be anytime soon, if we meet again, tell me how it is! Bye!" She slowly placed the box in my livingroom and walked outside, closing the door behind her with a mischievous smile.
I looked back at the giant rectangular box, a light grunt coming from it before it fell over.
"MINA?!" I opened the box and was met with a blonde boy with crimson eyes sitting crossed-legged and covered in clothes "Are-are you okay?"
Without a word he held out his hand. Confused, I took it and was pulled into the box.
"Hey..." his voice was gruff as he hugged me tightly, sending butterflies throughout my stomache.
"I...I... do I know you?" I pulled away.
In reply he gave me a questioned yet hurt look.
"One sec, let me call Mina"
I stood up smiling awkwardly, walking towards the hallway dialing Mina's number.
"Hey (y/n)!" Her chirpy voice through the phone.
"who the hell is this guy?!"
"Do you like him?? I ordered him specifically for you! His name is Katsuki bakugou!"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ORDERED-... oh my gosh, is he a-"
"Teddy bear!"
"WHAT?!"
"Well ever since you and shoto broke up, I've been really worried about you, you never really leave your house, so I'm hoping Bakugou can help you get better, make you happy since I can't be there physically for you"
"Thanks Mina... it means a lot... your the best"
"Yeah I am! Also, take good care of him! I paid extra money for him to be the way how he is! See ya love ya" she didn't even let me reply before she hung up... well thats Mina for you.
"Is everything okay?" I snapped my head to the side to see katsuki leaning against the wall.
"Yeah... so... let's get your stuff unpacked!"
We were both finishing folding all his clothes up on the couch, it was around 12 now, its the weekend so I don't really have any work to do, since I never had anything to do since me and my ex broke up... I've just focused on working.
"Hey, im done getting dressed" warm hands slithered gently on the skin of my stomache as he hugged me from behind, resting his head on my shoulder.
"Hey" I hummed quietly, still getting used to receiving affection frequently every now and then, it didn't feel bad, it was actually quite comforting "so, I dont have anywhere for you to put your stuff, but we'll work that out, but I'm not too sure on where you'll be sleeping considering my place isn't big"
"Won't I be sleeping with you??" I turned around, my gaze immediately fixating on his crimson eyes.
"With me?"
"Well I am your teddy bear" his body language was that of a pouting child, but his figure was not childlike at all.
"I-I guess so?? Okay then.. first off, lets get some lunch"
I got up to go to the kitchen.
"Where are you going?" I turned around to see katsuki already at the door.
"I was going to get started on the Ramen..."
"Lets go out, this place is stuffy as hell..."
I kinda got used to this so it didn't really bother me, I never thought it would make anyone else uncomfortable though.
"Okay, lets go" I had quickly grabbed my shoes, keys and was about to grab my wallet but my hand was slapped away.
"I'll pay"
"But you dont-!"
"Mina gave me some money to treat you" he lifted his hand to reveal a thick wad of cash.
My jaw dropped at the sight.
"Now let's go" he grinned, grabbing my hand and pulling me outside.
The walk was quiet, but awkward, did he feel awkward? He didn't let go of my hand while we walked the streets, or seemed bothered at all.
I opened my mouth to break the silence but was interrupted.
"Pro hero Shoto has saved the day once again! With his duel quirks, he's prepared for anything!" I looked ahead and was greeted with the one person I wanted to see the least.
"You know him?" I looked up at katsukis words.
"Yeah... he's my ex boyfriend... we used to date, up until a rumor started circulating around saying him and another pro were a thing, and then he left me for her" I smiled lightly at the ground, a bitter taste in my mouth as I remembered the events.
"Tch, he looks like he's full of it" I stiffled a laugh as katsuki mocked my ex.
》3rd pov《
Katsuki noticed how your mood improved when he made a remark about the pro.
"That half and half bastard must have his head too far up his ass to ditch you" he smirked, looking at your face through the corner of his eye to watch your reaction.
Your smile was beautiful, like dazzling diamonds. Your laugh like the best masterpiece of music made by the gods. He wanted more.
"He must be messed up in the head or something" you laughter only fueled his behavior.
"Who must be messed up in the head?" Your giggles stopped when you two realized who spoke in front of you.
A tall man with white hair on one side of his head which opposed the red half, stood in front of the two.
"Sho- todoroki! We were just-"
"We were talking about you, dickwad" katsuki cut you off and glared at the guy.
You could feel a drop of sweat make itself down the side of your face as you felt the awkward tension rise.
Todoroki turned to you "Who is he?"
"He's... my... " you looked at katsuki and panicked "my boyfriend!"
Todoroki looked somewhat shocked, as did katsuki who quickly shrugged it off and played along.
"Your... boyfriend?" Todoroki couldn't grasp the situation properly.
"Yeah, whats it to you" katsuki slung his arm over your shoulder as your face heated up.
"I just... nothing... " Todoroki turned to you "I'd like to have a talk with you, privately"
You gave him a confused look "I'm not going anywhere with you, there's nothing to talk about between us" you grabbed katsuki's hand and started walking away.
Todoroki watched as you and the blonde walked away down the sidewalk, unable to tear his eyes off "there is a lot to talk about between us" he mumbled before turning his attention back at the paparazzi that had surrounded the 3.
"I swear, if he wasn't a pro, I would've punched him right then and there! Like- who does he think he is to just ask to 'talk'?! HE'S the one who broke up with ME" you were still pulling katsuki along by the hand as you ranted to no one in particular.
Katsuki stopped you and pulled you into a hug, gently combing his fingers through your hair "calm down, your blood pressure is rising, stress isn't good for the body or the mind, relax"
You were so angry you didn't even realize you were practically running, face red and hands balled in fists.
You took a moment to breathe, relaxing at the scent of burnt caramel "thanks" you looked up at katsuki and smiled.
"Thats... what I'm for" he replied, but it sounded more like a question.
"Come on! I know this great place!" You grabbed his hand again and walked down the streets to get something to eat, and a few groceries that weren't Ramen noodles.
You and katsuki had a lot of fun, the day went by fast and next thing you know, its time for bed.
"When are you coming to bed?" Katsuki huffed.
You were slouched at your computer, back towards him as you worked on a work assignment "I still have to finish a few more pages before Wednesday, I'll should be there in about an hour or so" you mumbled.
"Its already 12:40!" Katsuki pretty much screeched.
"Only 12:40? Wow, thats the first" you looked at the time and mumbled again.
Katsuki walked up to you, saved the papers and turned the computer off before picking you up bridal style, carrying you to the bedroom, plopping you down, before tucking you in.
"My work!" You thought of wiggling out, but the blankets were warm, and the air was cold, all the days you haven't had proper sleep, all the fatigue started catching up to you, and next thing you know, your passed out.
Your snores were heard beside katsuki in seconds.
"Boyfriend, huh?" He questioned, looking down at you, gently caressing your cheek "if thats what you want, then i have no objections"
》time skip a few months later《
"(Y/n)! Dinner is ready!" Katsuki called from the kitchen in his pink bunny apron.
You two have gotten a lot closer since then, he does the house work, and you earn the money, it really did feel like you two were a couple, but that had gone unspoken about since the incident with Todoroki.
You snuck up from behind him and hugged him, nuzzling your face into his back making him go stiff as he held back a laugh.
"What did you make?" You were getting ready for a business trip to hosu city, your coworkers voted you to go for it since they were all antisocial and you actually had someone to go with. You were exhausted, but the bags were packed.
"I made miso soup with yakimeshi and yakitori"
You looked down at the foods. Katsuki had always been great at cooking, you weren't sure how he knew or where he learned it from but you didn't mind it at all.
You set up the table and you both began to eat.
He always looked calm and peaceful as he ate, thank goodness the teddy bears run off of food instead of gas or something, otherwise you'd probably be broke.
Your eating was disrupted as a knock sounded from the door. Katsuki began to stand up but you waved him off as you were closer to the door anyways.
"Hello-" you were met with a pair of blue and grey heterochromic eyes.
"You haven't been replying to my text messages so I thought I'd finally come check if you still lived here" his words were a bit slurred as his cheeks were dusted pink. His suit was wrinkled and he wreaked of alcohol "I really missed you, (y/n)" he stumbled inside and draped his self on you, making you yelp at the sudden weight on you as he tried to kiss you.
"I blocked you months ago" you pushed his face away, but his hold on your waist didn't waver.
"(Y/n)? Is something wrong?" Katsuki walked in and froze in the hallway.
Todoroki glared at the blonde as he held you close "hes still here?"
"Well he IS my boyfriend!" You tried wiggling out as the two continued to glare at eachother.
"Get. Your. Hands. Off. Her. NOW" katsuki was pissed, and that was an understatement.
Katsuki walked towards you and tried to pry the duel quirked hero off of you.
"Let go! She loves me! We were just on a rough patch!" Todoroki growled, his grip tightening on you as his quirks started activating slowly, one arm starting to get lightly coated with ice while the other started heating up.
"Like hell you were! She was broken hearted! You left her, for some dumb bitch!" Katsuki growled, his hands creating little sparks from his mimic quirk.
You screamed as todoroki's quirk finally let loose, burning one arm and freezing the other.
Todoroki let go in a flash, pain evident in his eyes as katsuki caught you, your legs giving out as you sobbed in pain.
Katsuki cooed comforting words, his hands hovering over you, not wanting to put you in more pain. He looked up at the guy who caused this and growled "get the fuck out of our house" before pushing him out and locking the door.
Katsuki quickly started tending to your burns, one frost and one just a plain fire burn. Eventually you fell asleep after the pain subsided.
The next day katsuki tried talking you out of going to hosu with your fresh marks, but all you did was get your boss to postpone it, just until your arm was able to move more, knowing none of your coworkers would do anything.
"You need to rest" katsuki insisted, gently nudging you into the bedroom.
"I'm just getting a glass of water" you giggled.
"I could've gotten it for you" katsuki gently pushed you aside to fill the glass.
"Its been 3 days, come on" you laughed.
"3 days isn't enough, an average human takes weeks to recover properly from something like that"
You watched as katsuki worked lately "katsuki, thank you for taking care of me, I never knew how much I needed you"
As soon as you finished your sentence, katsuki stopped his movements.
"Us teddy bears, can develope different characteristics, and emotions, just like a human, to better understand the human population... we... I am always at your command no matter what" he looked at you, now fully faced towards you "I... am yours... yours alone"
What did he mean by this?
"I'm sorry to say this to you, but you can send me back to the company and scrap me, get replaced by a different one, but I love you, (y/n)"
You stood still.
"Like in the way, that you once loved that half and half bastard" he mumbled, handing you the glass.
"I don't know how to respond to this katsuki..."
"Then don't, im at ease now that you know, just being able to be beside you is enough" he cupped the side of your face "but I am just a robot after all in the end"
That night you couldn't sleep.
What did you feel towards katsuki? Lately you two had been living like a couple, every moment was blissful, almost like a dream.
Next thing you know, weeks had passed and you were on your way to hosu, the train had stopped at around 7pm, the meeting was tomorrow.
Katsuki never brought the topic up, or bugged for an answer... its like it never happened.
"I'm pretty sure the hotel is this way" you sighed, tired of walking already.
Katsuki was carrying both of the bags as you navigated through the empty streets.
"(Y/n)" you turned your head to see a figure approaching.
"What do you want, motherfucker" katsuki growled, his crimson eyes seemingly glowing.
When the man finally stepped into the street light, you recognized his heterochromic eyes immediately.
"Quiet, Dog" Todoroki snapped "the adults are talking"
"Dont you talk to katsuki like that!" You snapped, stepping in front of him, protectively.
"(Y/n), kitten, how much longer are we gonna fight? Its tearing me apart" Todoroki ignored your statement and started walking towards you, pain very evident in his eyes "cant you see how much you need me?"
"I don't need you, and I dont care what this is doing to you" you grimaced in disgust.
"Its because of him, isn't it?" Todoroki focused his eyes at katsuki who now had the bags on the ground "what do you think the media will think of you dating a villain?"
Your mind was struck with confusion. Just what was he getting at?
"What do you mean, asshole?" Katsuki now stood beside you.
"Pro hero Shoto, takes down villain and his lover, who was deceived so hurtfully" shoto got his stance ready "officer I just happened to be in the neighborhood when I seen this suspect of a recent murder walking down the street with this nice lady, and when I walked up to confront him, he attacked, inevitably leading to this poor souls death"
"Leave us alone Todoroki!" You almost cried from fear "this is illegal, I'll tell the police!"
"Darling, you forget about Stockholm syndrom"
"Get over here you bastard!" Katsuki barked, throwing his first punch at the pro.
Todoroki dodged, grabbing his wrist and burning it.
By the time the smoke had cleared, shoto had seen katsuki's circuits exposed, smoking ever so slightly.
"Your a-"
"A robot, yeah, I know, but at least I'm able to notice her worth before anything else, you scum" katsuki snarled, a smile on his face.
Todoroki sent a streak of ice aiming at the blonde.
"Shut your mouth!" He yelled, "you have no idea what your talking about!"
Katsuki barely managed to dodge the attack.
"Your just programed to love her!" Todoroki smiled crazily.
"No" katsuki stood up, the skin around his eye was ripped off as sparks flew off of him "I was programed to take care of her needs. Feed her. Keep her healthy. But I was never programed to love her... not like I do now"
"Your such a load of bullshit" Todoroki growled "Just come here (y/n)!" Todoroki reached for you.
Next thing you know he goes flying to the side by a blast.
You look where it came from and seen Katsuki with his hand outstretched, with his other hand in a circle.
"Protocol AP shot... leave. or i will call the police" Katsuki's voice never sounded more powerful.
"You think they'll listen to a robot? I'm a human, nonetheless the number 2 hero-"
"I have footage that is already downloaded onto the motherboard of you threatening to kill, someone who you thought was a human, without hesitation"
Todoroki glared at the busted open robot before fleeing the scene.
Katsuki smirked before falling to his knees.
"System failure. leakage of fluid and damaged parts are detected" Katsuki's voice sounded robotic as he spoke.
"Katsuki!" You ran to his side, getting onto your knees to examine what was wrong and how you could fix it "why would you do that?!"
Tears blurred your vision.
"You know why, (y/n)" he cupped your cheek, forcing you to look into his eyes.
His usually warm hands were now very cold and metallic against your skin.
"You... love me?" You managed to whisper.
He nodded "I'm sorry, but now you're sure to get a free replacement or something, or even money back"
You sobbed into his neck "dont go... please, your all i have"
"I'm sorry (y/n)-n)... but m-my body-y-y-y is t-too damaged" his voice malfunctioned.
"I cant say goodbye" you looked into his eyes, his face cold in your hands.
"You dont have to... I'm already-y gone" he smiled before his face fell limp and his red eyes turned grey.
You screamed in sadness, not knowing who to call.
》time skip, its now Christmas《
"Merry Christmas (y/n)!" Mina yelled, walking through the doorway of your house.
As soon as Mina opened her eyes she was met with a dark room, save for the computer screen. Clothes were piled on the floor, Ramen noodle cups were in heaps in your small waste bin.
"This place is a mess!" Mina sighed. Walking over to you.
"Its not that bad" you sighed, bags under your eyes.
"I know you've been very distraught since katsuki..." her voice trailed off before continuing "but you need to take better care of yourself!"
You looked up at the pink girl, tears in your eyes at the mention of his name "Whats the point?"
Mina sighed, placing a bag in the corner of your room before walking towards the door "I'll be back in a few days, I have patrol tonight, see you" Mina smiled before walking out the door.
You were alone again... no Mina... no katsuki... just you and and empty bed...
Why would this happen? He meant everything to you...
The sounds of knocking on your door brought you attention away from the blonde man.
"Delivery!" A familiar voice sounded from the front door.
"Coming..." you dragged your feet on the floor, cracking the door open.
"Delivery to (y/n) (l/n)" she handed you a small box.
You signed the papers and brang the box inside, placing it onto the table.
You started crying... she was the one who brang katsuki...
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"(Y/n)! I placed your Christmas gift under the tree, I gotta go, a villain was spotted near xxxx, love ya!"
You opened your eyes after you heard the front door close.
Whats the point of Christmas? No ones here, no decorations accept the tree in the corner of your livingroom.
Under the tree were several gifts. Dozens of small ones, and a couple of big ones.
"Lets start with this one" you opened the box that was pretty small. Opening it to see a note and a ruby necklace.
'Dear (y/n), merry Christmas, I'm very happy that you accepted me as your teddy bear. Every day, you made life seem so amazing and I'm glad I can experience it with you.
-Katsuki
You put it on, smiled at it before continuing with the presents. Each gift from katsuki, making you smile, some were cute, some were edgy, and some were funny... he really knew you.
Time for the last one, it was the biggest but it wasn't nearly as tall as the tree.
You didn't need to check the tag to know it was from katsuki.
"What did you get me thats this big, you dummy?" You mumbled, slightly excited.
You opened the box.
You were barely able to comprehend anything.
There sitting on his knees, was katsuki bakugou, his eyes closed and posture straight.
"Katsuki?" Your voice came out as a whisper, tears stinging your eyes.
As soon as he heard your voice, he opened his eyes to see you.
"(Y/n)-"
Before he could finish the first word of his sentence, you tackled him with a hug, tears streaming down your face.
"I Love you too!"
He smiled, hugging you back ever so tightly "thank you".
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