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a comment a day keeps the insanity at bay

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Today I found the cutest little Hedgehog at a local craft store along with a wooden one. I found it in the clearance section for hell yeah 19cents!!! Score for sure. Of course with my obsession I'm painting it as my patronus.

The stuffie is also a reminder of it and have named my patronus Prickleberry ❣️ A perfect little cutie to keep with me on adventures.

(I'm delusional I know this thank you)

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me: i wanna talk about my ocs

someone: ok tell me about your ocs

me, suddenly convinced that every single thing about my ocs is stupid and cringy and probably offensive: i. have them

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My OCs at Hogwarts have their own punk band called The Grympy Grindylows so I decided to make some posters for them. Something I definitely see being posted around Hogsmeade. They always preform at the Hogshead

Fuck JK ROWLING

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As the years have rolled on and times have changed one thing has remained the same the mischievous Marauders stays the same. They never expect the elders smirking knowing the choas untamed.

The childish thrills of the yells and shouts as the pranks unfold ,Swipping us back to 11 years old. Never changed our ways the marauders still stay, legends, icons the genius of disruption and disorderly habits will never sway . We raise our fire whiskey the marauders marauders always unexpected till our dying day .

Happy Birthday to each Moony Padfoot and Prongs they will continue to be up to no good.

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Was really surprised coming across this Hedgehog stamp in the clearance section at a local Hobby Store. It was only 2 bucks so super score. It's absolutely perfect for using it for my patronus, even works really well with markers . If only I could have friends to write letters too .

FUCK JK ROWLING

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YOU hate JK Rowling!

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there's a change.org petition asking the UK government to overturn their horrible new transphobic ruling. please take a second to sign it and share it

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Just in case it’s not abundantly clear where I stand- fuck JK Rowling, and ace/aro people, you are so SO valid and loved.

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Burn me with your cigarette to wake me up

Poor the brown juice of the gods down my throat to bring me to life because it drains me so

There is no thrive just struggle , the rush in my veins to beable to function. No hard drugs if society deems this stuff so

Addictive and needed to swallow life's depressive episodes .

What a rush eachtime hope to keep up with it all

Just another morning for my mind to explode

It's never simple but a bit more bare able with this coffee in my hand

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Yep Another random thought

In the Golden Trio Era I feel and love the thought of Sirius hanging out with The Weasley twins. Bored out of his mind at 12 Grimmauld Place , during a Order meeting Fred and George find a equal talent in Mischief. On the down low they would have side adventures that only Remus knows of, exhaustingly covering it up for them smiling to himself .

AU where everyone lives and continues together causing havoc into his old age with the twins

Fanfic needed

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Each month as the full moon shines upon my skin

The screams and cracking of bones the agony escaping my lips your paw reaches for mine

Snuggled up close as I whimper and sob you don't leave my side

Howling at the moon

Rushing through the forests your scent always so intoxicating

Ending at sun rise once more as I'm back in your arms

The comfort

The cherished look in your eyes to a monster that destroys ,you caress so tenderly

Marks upon my skin you trace with the point of your fingers claiming their beauty as the hospital bedding covers us from the world.

That dopey smile

Sleepy droppy lids look up at me as you nuzzle into my neck

Years of affectionate shyness finally has led us to these moments

Morning forehead kiss taken by slumber never to part again

Friendship, Lover, Mate in this realm and in the next

My starlight

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On the first day of christmas my owl delivered to me

A fat baggie of hufflepuff weed

On the second day of christmas my owl delivered to me

Two gryffindor tomes of ancient prankers

On the third day of christmas my owl delivered to me

Three suspious slytherian green potions for hallucinating

On the fourth day of christmas my owl delivered to me

Four vials of Ravenclaws experimental potions for hangover recovery

On the fifth day of christmas my owl delivered to me

Five muggle records to jam out to on christmas eve

On the sixth day of christmas my owl delivered to me

Six bundled up bowtruckles from Hagrid's nursery

On the seventh day of christmas my owl delivered to me

Seven dung bombs to prank the castle with Peeves

On the eighth day of christmas my owl delivered to me

Eight scrolls of homework unfinished

On the ninth day of christmas my owl delivered to me

Nine charmed snowballs flung at me

On the tenth day of christmas my owl delivered to me

10 quills from every professor

On the eleventh day of christmas my owl delivered to me

Eleven howler shouting holiday cheer

On the twelfth day of christmas my owl delivered to me

Twelve delicious hopping chocolate frogs ready to be freed

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