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I prefer muscle over fatty meat, I meant morally I wouldn’t eat a Gronckle. For the same reason I refuse to eat shark, dog and many cow-based foods. I just think it’s cruel

I actually don’t want to eat a Gronckle, but for the sake of this post: Ribs are slathered in hot sauce, arms and wings are used for drumsticks and the tail is a roast in and of itself. Barbecue sauce used all over, head kept as a trophy.

But let’s be honest: I couldn’t hurt her

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I actually don’t want to eat a Gronckle, but for the sake of this post: Ribs are slathered in hot sauce, arms and wings are used for drumsticks and the tail is a roast in and of itself. Barbecue sauce used all over, head kept as a trophy.

But let’s be honest: I couldn’t hurt her

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50 posts! Why did anybody like the is content?

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I’d shave Kombu Infinity before boiling its hair to soften it and then dry it out for an on the go snack

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I’m not the hunter, just the chef

I would have myself the greatest fish n chips with the Gargantuan Leviathan, deep fried till crispy with salt and vinegar

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 250 likes!

Why do ya’ll like this?

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I would serve a Rathalos as the centrepiece of a massive feast, roasted to medium rare with a honey glaze, I will keep the tail as a trophy

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I’d slurp up a Spore Cell Stage creature with a straw in my boba tea

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I bet inhaling Fart from Rick And Morty would give you the best high ever. I know this is a weird pick but it was in my camera roll

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Thank you @raynerberg and everyone who got me to 50 reblogs!

I would have myself the greatest fish n chips with the Gargantuan Leviathan, deep fried till crispy with salt and vinegar

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I would have myself the greatest fish n chips with the Gargantuan Leviathan, deep fried till crispy with salt and vinegar

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I would turn a sarlacc into calamari, deep fried and salted

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I would smoke the Sando Aqua Monster and eat with a side of garlic bread, chips and chicken strips

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I would have a Chronotyryn as a rotisserie-style meal with heads still attached, seasoned with garlic oil and hot sauce and a little bit of salt

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I would cook a Partygoer from the Backrooms in a preheated oven at 180° for 15 minutes, decorate with chocolate frosting and sprinkles, before severing it up as desert at a disturbed child’s birthday party

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I would make the world’s best sushi platter from the Deep Sea King

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I would stew Sir Pentious and keep his hat a trophy