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Naoya gives me the vibe that he can’t swim or ride a bike

he likes liquid as a concept but not if it interferes with a face full of fenty

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naoyafacts is now on twitter! that site is going to h*ll and quickly, which is why naoya immediately signed up (he loves destination birthdays)

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naoya spends so long on his eyeliner he’s three years behind the current calendar year

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liking canon/fanon-naoya as a character is either fine or a sign of cognitive dissonance or proof that the human brain can be cultured like aged Swiss cheese. but. cheese is fucking delicious.

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“does it come with a waterproof slipcover? I know my fans—they’ll want to take me into the bathtub” -naoya on the manga volume 17 cover art

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every time a bell rings (twitter’s so desperate for workers) an angel (it hired naoya) gets its wings (to run around the ethernet and post everyone’s tweets individually)

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naoya heard that twitter was going down swinging…..just like him. (Won’t someone come rescue him? He’s been stuck in shibari suspension for like three days)

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there are zero “normal” naoya fans, but there are also only two of them:

-the mangaka assistant who lovingly goes over naoya’s winged liner one more time before Gege Akumtami zoots the latest chapter over to shonen jump hours before the deadline

-the elite fujoshi death squad that train to eat miso by the kilo in preparation to lick the sweat from naoya’s jock strap

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can’t believe they got pete davidson to play naoya in the american live action jjk movie

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his eye-makeup inspiration is king tut because he always wants to look “dead but delicious” (expensive)

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todai university teamed up with Pokémon Go to fund a research project where they send aspiring therapists to naoya for their final exam. with his help they’ll be able to catch all the mental illnesses

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naoya is on a “raw foods diet”*

*eating miso paste

**straight from the tub

***with his bare hands

****while making direct eye contact

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naoya dresses Like That because he expends a lot of body heat being a full-time evil whore

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naoya walks like Donald Duck pass it on

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On dreams: “i don’t have good or bad dreams. i experience sleep as a long, formless stream of formidable, unbroken thought. my nightmares have PhD’s, my daydreams have personal assistants, and my insomnia owns land in the Turks & Caicos”

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On his star sign:

“What’s a “Virgo”??? I’m a top who can drive ”

On generational values:

“I’m not a millennial, this is Japan. Heisei! H E I S E I”

On public libraries:

“I read a book once.”