needscaffeine
needscaffeine
I'm a Lonesome Cowboy
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needscaffeine · 11 hours ago
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Can they PLEASE offer kitchen appliances in 8 glamorous colors to choose from again
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needscaffeine · 11 hours ago
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heey im a lil sad would anyone distract me with whatever
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needscaffeine · 11 hours ago
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saw a car dragging a labubu facedown through the street
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needscaffeine · 11 hours ago
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watching video game challenge runs where they try to beat a platformer game without jumping is so funny because they'll be like "well after performing six frame-perfect tricks in a row and abusing the object memory glitch to generate enemies from four levels ago for us to bounce off the tops of so that we can cross a single gap, we're immediately met with a wall that's too high to jump over" and you'll literally think well that's not fair. why would the developers put that wall in the way like that
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needscaffeine · 11 hours ago
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if you don't know how to end a written work you should be able to just let the words fade out like an 80s song and not resolve anything for the reader
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needscaffeine · 11 hours ago
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My husband (has cancer) is a frequent customer of a local family-run pharmacy. It’s much more personal and welcoming there than at a chain pharmacy — they recognize us and I feel very comfortable asking them questions about medications (husband currently has a lot).
Anyway this week my husband’s prior authorization for a medication was delayed and he decided he would pay the out-of-pocket cost rather than wait a couple days for medicine he needs to go to work. It was a $100 prescription so this was tough but not earth-shattering.
Anyway; the lead pharmacist noticed that he was being charged for his normally-insured medication, asked him about it, and took 50% off as a gift. He said every year at Christmas they have staff and community contribute to a fund to help people pay for medications, and whenever a usual customer is facing an unexpected charge, they can cover some of the cost.
Reminder to support your local businesses, build your local community!
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needscaffeine · 4 months ago
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all i do anymore is have a cut on my finger
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needscaffeine · 4 months ago
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Over and over...
A little animated doodle just because x3
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needscaffeine · 4 months ago
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im quitting tumblr
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needscaffeine · 4 months ago
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I love them so much you don't even know
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needscaffeine · 4 months ago
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worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard
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needscaffeine · 4 months ago
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Redraw of that super cute picture ‘cause I love my spider boys and I needed their version of it 🕷️
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Batman: The Long Halloween: The Last Halloween #6 - "Suspects" (2025)
written by Jeph Loeb art by Enrico Marini & Dave Stewart
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needscaffeine · 4 months ago
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can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??
a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.
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needscaffeine · 4 months ago
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Dreamy pâtissiers
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needscaffeine · 4 months ago
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those tiktok videos where it's like
"male sa representation matters" on the first slide and then
"until it's them" and it's just team free will
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needscaffeine · 4 months ago
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it’s so important to follow people on tumblr who watch tv shows that you do not watch because sometimes they will put gifsets of beautiful women on your dash and you get to look at them
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