hey i know i asked for constructive criticism but what i actually wanted was for you to tell me i'm extremely talented. and also pretty. sorry if that was unclear
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my fatal flaw is that if i don't want to do something i just won't do it like mama raised a quitter for sure.. i'll be doing something and suddenly be like damn what if i just didn't 馃. very freeing but also i suffer so many consequences
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"Ohhh why is high fashion so ugly why is runway fashion so ugly who on earth could possibly want this" its sculpture. High fashion isn't meant to be worn anywhere it's just people-based sculpture. It's okay
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That fuckin picture of that guy at agraveyard holdin like, a cup or smt, with a mothman sized moth with him, both staring directly at the camera is somehow the funniest image but I haven鈥檛 been able to find it in months
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born to infodump forced to constantly worry if the other person actually cares or if im making sense or if i said something wrong or if im embarrassing myself or if they want me to stop talking or
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matching shirts for you and your bff
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This is an ad I was given.
I did it. I have perfected the algorithm. I have won at curating the perfect online presence.
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the girlies when they make their freaky rambling posts that get 0 notes
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You will get farther in one week paying close, nonjudgmental attention to the unmet needs underlying your "bad" behavior than you will in a year of punishing yourself and demanding you become a different person. I'm right shut up.
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my zero note flop posts will outlive all of you
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i always give a lazy two finger salute when cars stop for me at a crosswalk and it's devolved so much that at this point I feel like an icon of jesus whenever I cross the street
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there's a game which automatically conscripts you into play when you create a tumblr account, and its scoring rubric looks like this
and if too many of the things you want to have sex with are in the pink zone of this triangle you score low.
you have probably seen this game played without realizing it. whenever somebody says "hear me out" they are looking to score more points.
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this shot is so slay. I love u cinema
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