i would apologize for the chaos on this blog but what did you expect from a blog titled neon applesauce
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God is dead
#this is a real thing I heard one of my friends say#funny memes#memes#dank memes#funnies#haha#who types out haha in the year 2021#who reads these tags#do they matter#existential crisis time#what age was y’all’s first existential crisis#mine was 8
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if june is gay pride and july is gay wrath then august is gay sloth
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my teacher: I’m really worried about you guys and your social development because nobody talks to each other anymore :(
us: sitting at desks six feet apart, in assigned seating, with shiny new mental illnesses
us: huh how wierd is that right
#this happened at the beginning of the school year and I forgot about it until now#danger: relatable content#memes#funny memes#high school memes#school memes
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every time men on tiktok prove Freud right I lose five years off of my life
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it is exhausting living through historical days
#how am I going to...continue#I have an English assignment due tomorrow#how do I say to my teacher I’m not doing it so I can give a good recount of the events to a historian
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Everyone in all of my classes are depressed post-corona. It really be the great unifier huh
#my teachers are Concerned about my grade lol#funny memes#memes#funnies#gen z culture#gen z mood#gen z memes#high school life#high school#high school memes#dank memes
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Someone just told me I am similar to my twin sister... I’m gonna need 20 minutes to recover
#the AUDACITY#we are polar opposites and nobody can convince me otherwise#i know we’re pretty similar but NO I DONT#i refuse to believe this#twin memes#twinning#dank memes#funny memes#memes#funnies#gen z stuff#lol#humor#gen z mood#gen z culture#gen z memes
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there’s all this talk about tiktok being a security threat and stuff but honestly if someone needs to know that I’m willing to watch a livestream of someone reading bedtime stories so badly that they design a whole app to do so, I feel like they deserve my data
#oh no did tiktok find out im gay#whatever will i do#its not like every single social media platform collects data#and facebook had that big leak#but youre right tiktok is definitley the problem here#dank memes#funny memes#memes#funnies#memesdaily#gen z mood#gen z culture#gen z memes#gen z
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How come every time a greasy looking straight white man who looks like he hasn’t drunk water in years cries in a movie it’s considered ‘artistic’ and ‘powerful’ but when I cry for the fifteenth time today it it’s just ‘can you be quieter’ and ‘stop blowing your nose so loud, you’re disturbing the movie’
#but seriously#can we get something else for these greasy men to do to show viewers some s p i c e#this is a joke but not really#dank memes#funny memes#memes#funnies#gen z#gen z memes#funny stories
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just so y’all know, the person who this was aimed at was out “sick” yesterday. Turns out that they were up to five (for no reason) and then passed out. Their parents felt bad or something and just let them sleep and they slept to twelve.
Gen z culture is yelling at your friends for going to bed at twelve while you yourself go to bed at three am
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High school culture is making memes about the weird substitute teachers
listen they deserve it. One of my teachers looks like Roz from Monster’s Inc, says “BACK UP THE TRUCK”, told us that she took a speed reading class in college (and that’s when she learned how to read without mouthing all the words) and yelled at our home room for being friends with each other.
#gen z memes#dankmemes#funnies#you know who you are#high school#high school life#high school memes#gen z culture
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Am big tired
snooze snooze
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High school culture is having a backpack so heavy that you can’t wear just one strap because you lose circulation in your arm but you do it anyways for the
A e s t h e t i c
#gen z culture#gen z memes#gen z#high school#school memes#meeeeeeeee#dank memes#funny memes#funnies#haha
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Gen z culture is yelling at your friends for going to bed at twelve while you yourself go to bed at three am
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Gen z culture is accidentally picking up the vocal patterns of John Mulaney
#he has a very Particular manner of speaking#gen z memes#gen z#john mulaney#kid gorgeous#john mulaney meme#funnies#haha#humor
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High school culture is just your teacher assigning an essay due on a Friday that you don’t have class on, not telling anybody that they will have to turn it in that Friday, and then being Shooketh™ when nobody turns it in
Definitely not based on real life haha
#you know who you are#school#school memes#dankmemes#gen z memes#high school#funny stories#funnies#haha
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Gen z culture is adopting a squirrel you see in the park
I named mine Dumbass because he is a dumbass
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