nerdypinupcrystal
nerdypinupcrystal
I’m a Slytherpuff...enough said
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Every Breath You Take Masterlist California pinup gal born in 1988 with an obsession for movies and tv, music, reading and writing fanfiction, Vintage life, and beautiful men I can’t have. Let’s be friends!
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nerdypinupcrystal · 3 months ago
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Mads Mikkelsen, furniture ad
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nerdypinupcrystal · 3 months ago
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president zelenskyy is a stronger man than me because if two ignorant and deluded men like trump and vance started demanding i say please and thank you and calling me disrespectful like im a naughty child instead of a very traumatised and frustrated man trying to save his country from putin id have put them both in the ground with a single fucking punch
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nerdypinupcrystal · 3 months ago
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calling ur dad “my father” is just the socially acceptable way of saying “my dads a bastard and i hate him”
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nerdypinupcrystal · 3 months ago
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Beautiful Nosferatu art AND Ghost. Perfection 😍
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It's the cruel beast that you feed It's your burning yearning need to bleed Through the spillways Through the spillways of your soul
Ghost – Spillways
after 7 years of non drawing I returned to post this art piece and now going back to design
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nerdypinupcrystal · 3 months ago
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In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.
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P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3
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nerdypinupcrystal · 4 months ago
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please let ghoulcy happen in season 2
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nerdypinupcrystal · 5 months ago
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Hey love! Since you loved my last graphic, I thought I’d go ahead and make another one. What can I say, your fic inspires me! 🖤
Hi there!! Oh my goodness, this is so stunning! Thank you so much for creating this and with Ghost lyrics?! I’m 😭🥰
I’m so happy my fic could inspire you and thank you for your kindness! I’ve never had anyone make graphics like this before <3 Happy New Year!
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nerdypinupcrystal · 7 months ago
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nerdypinupcrystal · 7 months ago
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Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight
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nerdypinupcrystal · 7 months ago
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I CAN FIX HIM 😍😭
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VIGGO MORTENSEN
Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990) dir. Jeff Burr
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nerdypinupcrystal · 8 months ago
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If I had a nickel for every time I fell for a middle-aged men named Cooper, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice this year
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nerdypinupcrystal · 8 months ago
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ugh he is so awful. i need him carnally
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nerdypinupcrystal · 9 months ago
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*sigh* I would love to have Wayne as my hero 🥰
If He’s Got a Problem with You, He’s Got a Problem With Me.
TW: suggestion of domestic abuse, fighting, Wayne🤣💋 I do own the photo or the characters except the OC.❤️🎀 Enjoy!
She didn’t know where to go. She hadn’t known who to go to. Hiccups catch in her throat as another sob racks her small frame. Only back in letterkenny for an hour, her home town, the place she always ran when her heart was broken. This time it wasn’t just broken, she was scared.
Taking a deep breath, she raises her hand, and gives a soft rap on the door. Gnawing on her lip, she reaches up to knock again and the door cracks open a little and Katy’s sleepy face greets her with shock.
“Finna?” She asks softly, her voice a hoarse whisper. Clearing her throat she opens the door and waves her in.
“Hi, Katy.” She sniffles, tipping her head down and swiping her tears.
“You okay?”
“No.” She whimpers. Soft footfalls hit the stairs behind her and she turns to see Wayne standing at the foot of the stairs in his pajamas. He flips on the hall light and sees her face wet and puffy.
“Guppy, how are ya now?” He coos.
“Bad, ‘n you?” She hiccups.
“Well not so bad. Good to see ya, but not like this.” He babbles, pulling out a chair and offering her a seat.
“I’m sorry to wake you guys up. It’s just— I didn’t have anywhere else to go.” She whispers, glancing at Katy.
She and Katy had been best friends for their whole lives, and she always had a soft spot for Wayne. He was kind to her, and he always told her how nice she looked. There was a point in time when she doted on Wayne, when he the most handsome boy in Letterkenny to her. She and Katy were about three years younger than him, but she crushed hard on high school Wayne.
“Get her some blankets, Katy. She sleeps here tonight. I’ll deal with the rest of this tomorrow.” He announces, scooting away from the table heading to bed.
She and Wayne are the first two up.
“Morning, Guppy.” He smiles, hooking an arm around her shoulders.
“Morning, Wayne.” She replies, smiling slightly up at him as he looks down at her.
“You know if he’s got a problem with you he’s got a problem with me, and I suggest he lets that one marinate.” He threatens, his eyes searching hers for something and he finds something so soft and sad in hers. A couple of loud bangs echo from the front door and she screeches in fear, burrowing into Wayne’s strong arms. He hugs her tight to himself.
“I think he followed me.” She whispers, her voice quivering with every word. He holds her at arm’s length and gives her a gentle smile.
“I’ll be right back, yeah?” He assures, patting her shoulders. He goes to the door, opens it, and finds a scrawny man, gangly and rather ugly.
“Go away, Jared!” She cries, shoving at his chest.
“No! Who’s this guy?”
“What’s it matter?” She shouts back, shoving him again as he steps closer to Wayne.
“We get into one disagreement and you run to some other guy’s house?” He tells in her face. He reaches for her, his hand gripping her shoulder like a vice. A small whimper escapes her. She steels herself for the slap that follows, but it never does. When she opens her eyes, Wayne’s hand is around his throat, constricting his airway. Drawing back a heavy fist, Wayne hits him so hard the man drops to wooden porch with a low thud.
“We don’t hit pretty girls.” Wayne nips at the unconscious man, toeing him with his boot. “That wasn’t even a fight.” He laughs, “Let’s go get breakfast.” He offers, hooking his arm around her shoulders once more and heading inside.
“Do you think I’m pretty?” She asks, looking up at him for a moment. His cheeks turn a light shade of pink.
“I—“ she stops their walking. Wayne looks down at her, his eyes flick to her lips and he shifts from foot to foot. “Yeah. I think you’re really pretty, Guppy. And you deserve the whole world.” He offers, looking a his boots. When he glance at her, she’s dazing right back at him and he dips down, kissing her soft pink lips.
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nerdypinupcrystal · 10 months ago
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A Fallout AU where Lucy is an Addams?! YES PLEASE! There needs to be an edit of Lucy and Cooper to Lucretia My Reflection by Sisters of Mercy 🙏🖤
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Rose’s side of the family isn’t exactly management material. They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious and spooky. All together ooky really. Too bad Hank Maclean has no idea what he’s in for when it comes to his wife and children. Or in which Lucy is an Addams and the Ghoul is the most beautiful thing she’s ever seen.
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nerdypinupcrystal · 11 months ago
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I’m obsessed with this AU and I hope it gets expanded into a full fic, I would eat this shit UP! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
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Breaking News: Rockstar rivals, Lucy MacLean of Golden Rule and Cooper Howard of Wasteland, have apparently been secretly together for years even as their respective bands duked it out on the rock charts.
And… they just got married! A source close to the longtime rivals confirmed the news and said that, “They’re very happy. What happens in the press and on stage is not a reflection of their real lives. Coop and Lucy are very much in love and you’d be surprised by how many of their respective songs are about each other.” Be right back while we go through each band’s catalogues to see if we can figure out which, my money’s on Wasteland’s “Fire Woman” and G.R.’s “Bring Me to Life.”
After Lucy’s past much covered relationship with the now jailed Monty of The Raiders and Cooper’s tumultuous divorce from music executive, Barbara Vault, we here at ET hope they’ll be very happy together. Personally, I can’t wait to see them on the red carpet for the Grammys next weekend. Will they show up together? And could a Wasteland and Golden Rule joint tour be in our future? We can only speculate for now. Stay tuned for more on the musicians, their past relationships, and secret love story at 10.
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nerdypinupcrystal · 1 year ago
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I’ve fallen down the Harvey Specter rabbit hole and I never wanna leave 😍🥵🤤
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nerdypinupcrystal · 1 year ago
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i am DECEASED...... pleaaase it's against the law to look this fine!!!!! 🫠
source from getty images (x)
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