Guided masterbation via phone call on a night where you can’t be with eachother>>>>>>>
I'm just laying in bed as I do every night, alone just scrolling through Tumblr and seeing all the scenarios others are posting. I'm about to call it a night I feel a vibration on my lap, as I pick up my phone I realise it's from you and my mood instantly changes.
As the call goes on I mention how I miss your touch and presence, it's been far too long. You laugh subtly on the other end of the phone.
"Oh such a needy baby, do you miss me? Or does your body miss the way I touch it?"
I immediately go quiet, how do you know me so well and why do you love to be a tease? How do you know that my body aches for you and only you, that the last couple weeks have been almost unbearable.
"Aha, I know you too well right? Well how about I help you tonight hmm? Would you like that? Would you like mommy to help you touch yourself?"
You know I get shy and reserved when you're forward like that, but deep down I love it.
"I need to hear you say it baby"
"P~Please help me touch myself, please" I choke out, the words almost burning my throat as I say them, the desperation dripping off each word.
I hear your chuckle down the phone along with a sweet sigh, you love to hear me beg don't you. Or are you sighing because you know i'm already rubbing my thighs together, trying to ease the ache between them without permission?
"Facetime me, I wanna see your pretty face while you fuck yourself to my voice"
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Listen, LISTEN, the only thing on my mind today is the little sweet moments that you share after sex or a long day with Katsuki Bakugo.
I CANNOT stop thinking about laying in a bed with Katsuki using your long nails to trace little patterns in the muscles of his back. The man has had an incredibly long day at work, for how intense his explosions are you can’t tell me this man is not out of place. His hips are probably unaligned and his back is totally fucked up. He’s constantly complaining about headaches because of how tight his neck has become. He’d never admit it out loud but his favorite part of the day is cuddling up with you or your aftercare from sex. You massage and trace patterns over his shoulder blades and lower back. Watching his abused, tense muscles relax under the soothing little scratches of your nails. Hearing him let out a breathy sigh or a little hum, enjoying the sensation. Nuzzled up in your neck, half awake, fighting sleep to keep you company. You’re all wrapped up in his arms and legs, with his warm body. You can feel his heart beating at a slow, calm pace against your skin. You place small little pecks on the top of his head or on his forehead. If he moves to look up at you, you use your eyelashes to give him butterfly kisses on his cheeks and nose. He’ll chuckle a little from the tickling sensation. And don’t get me started if you start to massage and scratch this man’s scalp. His eyes flutter shut and he’ll groan. He be in heaven with that shit. A gentle smile on his face and everything.😭 please I need this in my life.
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please I need more of this
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I can’t deal with this today- 🥹 wrote the tiniest drabble for you, I couldn’t help myself!
Like you’d accidentally walk on the outside and he’d be like ‘erm excuse me!’
And you’d be like ‘what? What did I do?’
And then he’d literally grab you by the shoulders to stop you and then rotate the two of you so that he is on the outside, meanwhile a couple of bystanders are now watching the two of you.
‘That’s better’ he says continuing to walk, satisfied that he was now on the outside.
‘Why does it matter who’s walking on which side?’ You chuckle.
He turns around flabbergasted that you were even questioning his motives ‘it is literally the number 1 rule as a boyfriend’
‘What protect me at all costs?’
‘Yes of course, what if a car came hurtling towards us?
‘Then we’d both probably get horrific injuries or get squashed’
‘No wrong! I would protect you with my body so you wouldn’t get hurt’ he throws his hands as if he wasn’t the one thinking illogically.
‘Baby you’re soo fucking cute’ you pout.
‘And guess what so are you, too cute to get squished’ he reaches his hand to clasp with yours to carry on your venture into London, on the correct sides of the path.
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this jellycat plush reminds me of petunia
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Please tell me Aziraphale was the first Angel in existence to boop the snoot of a snake. I need this to be true. Just one day in the Garden of Eden, he encountered Crowley in his snake form and just kneels down and boops his nose, leaving a confused snek Crowley as he proceeds to walk away.
Supporting Evidence:
Aziraphale mimicked booping his nose discreetly during a sleight of hand trick in S1.
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Here me out
Arizaphale and Crowley are having a conversation, and Crowley says something like, "Oh yeah, I remember you telling me that" and Arizaphale after treatment from heaven is genuinely happy that someone actually enjoys listening to him talk. How Crowley would react could very buy I NEED FIC RECS NOW
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Ok, but hear me out
Hanahaki radioapple
Like, it's literally them. Do I have to explain?
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bkdk boys with fangs
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Drew Starkey ❤︎
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Just lost a suguru fic of him and reader dry humping in a car while on vacation with gojo, toji, shoko, choso and nanami… tumblr randomly refreshing gets me every time 😞 pls help me find this fic
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There needs to be more fanart of BOLAS just being like absolute menaces. Like just full on beasts of people. Just little creatures on all fours, perched up on trees and cliffs, absolutely tearing into some fucking food like it'll be their last meal. Them just being like little rats and team Soulfire or GGN are like "god damnit, they're at it again"
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He looks so proud
He’s just a baby
Completely unrelated question, how much would it cost to get Misha to sit on me? I am willing to sell my soul
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