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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.

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I love being normal

This is the current start of a semi-homebrew campaign.

I started working on it 3h ago. I had a dream. Now I have the start of an empire. An entirely homebrewed new race, with history, society and culture. And 3 homebrewed monsters/animals.

This should be fun...

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i have two personalities when im writing. one is "omg this is the easiest thing in the world. i just pumped out 3k words without any trouble" and my other one is "if i write another goddamn word im gonna throw my computer out the window and jump after omg why are they still talking"

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This is literally just being a ff author.

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writing is hard when your brain goes ‘this sentence is mid’ and you’re like ‘ok? you wrote it???? do better then????'

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did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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IT HAPPENED AGAIN

Kanan Jarrus has joined the fucking collection

"I don't have a type" I said, you know, like a liar.

FOR FUCKS SAKE THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS IN EVERY SINGLE MEDIA I CONSUME.

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I am in my grandmother era (I'm 24), cuz I've just unironocally googled, how to stop hip pain. I love it here (someone end my suffering).

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Has anyone figured out what’s so viscerally wrong with this woman yet

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So I have a question for my followers: are there any conspiracy theories you’re 100% convinced are real

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i wish you guys could read the amazing fic that i did write but my thoughts dont properly translate into a writing style so the fic comes out jumbled. its really fire.

i wish you guys could read the amazing fic i haven't written and probably will never write, it's fire

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Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

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FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

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To the one person commenting on every chapter of my fic so far. Know that I love you.

Legit makes my day so much better.

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I am writing another fic

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65805814/chapters/169490026

Another self indulgent fic. There aren't enough teen!Tav fics so Indecided to write some.

!!!No romance!!!