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Seriously F*** playboy, but this was funny and weirdly wholesome (besides the wage gap ofc)

For those that can’t read the photo clearly; it says:

After years of regular meetings at a local bar, one of a trio of friends stunned his companions by announcing that he was really a woman trapped in a man's body and had finally decided to have a sex-change operation.

Months later, she reappeared at the old haunt and greeted her friends. Both men congratulated her on her appearance and began questioning her about the most painful aspect of the grueling operation.

"What was worse than that?"

"Lopping of your dick must have been the worst part," one said, wincing.

"Ummm," she pondered. "No, not really."

"Cutting off your balls, then," decided the other.

"No," she said, "That was bad, but not the worst."

"What was worse than that?"

"Getting my salary cut in half."

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No, but imagine coming out like this fr:

Sorry boss, can't come in, I just came down with another case of **✨️🌈✨️The Gay✨️🌈✨️** that's been going around, but this time it's permanent. 😷

And then you just never work again & collect continuous medical pay for the rest of your life.

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damn ok lake superior

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Is how to train your dragon a horse girl movie?

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my dad was doing that thing he does where he starts boasting about how there's nothing he can't do and he's an expert in everything and i said "oh so like barbie" and he went so quiet you could hear something shattering inside him

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Relatable afff 🦎🦎

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Fanfiction.net & Wattpad watching us logging on for the first time since middle school due to archiveofourown.org being down like: 👀