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Nacho needs emotional support for when Jesse is off doing his own thing, and so Jesse adopts an emotional support cat. And by adopt I mean he swiped that sucker right off the streets. A calico that reminds him of Nacho because he can never tell what’s on their mind.

Yes, it’s covered in fleas. Yes, it gave birth to four kittens on Nacho’s couch. Yes, Nacho loves all of them.

Yes, they are cat dads.

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Waiting for Sans to enter the Dark World with Kris and the gang, only for him to be the worst ally possible. Only has one HP, no defense, can’t equip anything, makes puns instead of attacking/ACTing, and doesn’t take anything seriously.

Oh, and he’s forced to stay in your party the whole chapter.

Either that, or he doesn’t become a party member at all and instead is a mentor of sorts like the old man.

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I haven’t touched DBH in a damn hot minute, but! Humor me with android Richie + detective Max headcanons because I just got done rewatching Detroit Evolution and i’ve got a LOT on my mind.

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There’s a handful of Zelda CDI references in the Jackenstein boss fight.

Or maybe it’s just coincidental I dunno.

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Jesse would invite Nacho to go go-karting with him and Nacho would have genuine fun for the first time in ages.

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It’s that time of the yeeeaaarrrr

If Big Time Rush aired later on in the years, I have a gut feeling that they would’ve made one of them gay.

There’s four of them. One of them gotta be gay. I can feel it in my bones.

Anyways.. happy pride month, Logan. 👍

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Holds Maricraft gently in cupped hands

I have not forgotten about you.

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH TO…..

Inhales deeply

The Yellowjackets, everyone in The Quarry, every HTTYD character, Shawn Spencer, Carlton Lassiter, Mary Lightly, Logan Mitchell, Dez Wade, Austin Moon, Jasper Dunlop, Henry Danger, every Total Drama character, Max Jägerman, Richie Lipschitz, Peter Spankoffski, Ruth Fleming, Stephanie Lauter, Grace Chasity, Kyle Clauger, everyone from TGWDLM, The Thunderbolts, Bruce Wayne, Selina Kyle, Jerome Valeska, Jeremiah Valeska, Oswald Cobblepot, Edward Nygma, Jonathan Crane, Jervis Tetch, Parker and Chester from Life of Luxury…

INHALE

Carlos Garcia, James Gordon, Harvey Bullock, Ian Gallagher, Mickey Milkovich, Simon Kalivoda, Deena Johnson, Kate Schmidt, Samantha Fraser, Alice, Cindy Berman, Tommy Slater, Ziggy Berman, Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson, Jason Carver, everyone from Until Dawn, Troy Otto, Nick Clark, Jesse Pinkman, Nacho Varga, Lalo Salamanca, everyone from School Spirits, everyone from Squid Game, Nathan Prescott, Warren Graham, Max Caulfield, Chloe Price, Victoria Chase, Kate Marsh, Jason Kolchek, Salim Othman, Eric King, Rachel King, Nick Kay, Clarice Stokes, José Gomez, everyone from Bully, Fred Figglehorn, Kevin Libo, everyone from Skyward Sword, everyone from L.A. Noire, everyone from The Eltingville Club…

INHALE

And you. 🫵

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when are new chapters of remastered come a little closer coming out 😞😞

Oh wow people are actually looking forward to that?? Uhhhhh…. I’m updating a lot of old stuff within the next few weeks or so. So look forward to that, Anon.

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Happy Pride Month to every resident of Hatchetfield!

I know what you are. 🫵

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If there’s one person who I want to see make it out alive by the end of the series, completely unscathed….

It’s Keith.

Let the guy with no last name live. He’s earned it. A real trooper.

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AU where Nacho breaks into Jesse’s home as a way of escaping Lalo’s grasp, but as he’s hunkering down he comes to the realization that his home is in absolute SHAMBLES.

A singular stained couch in the center of the room, a box tv on top an old soda box, the front door was left WIDE open for anyone to just waltz right in, etc…

And then he meets Jesse himself and somehow he looks even worse. Absolute rat of a man.

His protective instincts kick in almost immediately. He’s not leaving this guy alone anytime soon.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65982022

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How far do you think each Hatchetfield character would get if placed in a Hunger Games situation?

(NPMD edition)

Richie would step off the pedestal too early and be blown up by landmines.

Max would probably get the Cato treatment.

Pete would get shanked within the first minute.

I can see Ruth accidentally eating poisonous berries.

Grace and Steph would be around for a while, only because of their alliances. They’d either kill each other or get themselves killed.

Kyle would be betrayed by someone because he’s too gullible for his own good.

I literally don’t see anyone making it past day five.

(Bonus)

Ted would be mauled by rabid dogs and then come back the next day like nothing happened.

Also that fucker would look the other way if Pete’s name is picked. Must’ve been the wind.

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On Bob’s bad days, Bucky takes one for the team and carries him around bridal style.

He’ll occasionally get a small “weeee” from Bob, if awake.

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Pim, man, i’m not so sure about this one…

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I like to think Mary still haunts the narrative somehow via Shawn’s headspace/dream world.

Like, hear me out. A very closeted ghost man clinging onto his unrequited crush and infiltrating his head JUST so they can spend time together again.

Shawn dreams up an entire outdoor court for them to play racquetball together while he goes over whatever case he’s currently working on. Mary gives him his own advice on the matter while working his own hyperfixations into the conversation.

Bonus points if Mary somehow figures out a way to be seen by Shawn outside of the weird dreamland, although only by him… obviously. Having a ghost detective on the case would be pretty goddamn helpful.

Shawn: *Putting finger to his temple* “I am sensing… that the spirits are trying to send a message!”

Mary, standing idly in the corner with a sleeve of Ritz Crackers in one hand: “You are looking absolutely dashing in that polo today. King of snacks. One for the books. Also, i’m running out of crackers.”

Shawn, slowly lowering back down his hand: “… They’re really speaking their mind today.”

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