nobodythefifth
nobodythefifth
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i honestly spend more time on twitter but fuck elon musk
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nobodythefifth · 4 years ago
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Not surprised hypnotism worked on will graham he has the mind strength of wet paper
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nobodythefifth · 5 years ago
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before & after
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nobodythefifth · 5 years ago
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All of us rn
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nobodythefifth · 5 years ago
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I just finished watching Beastars and I can only think of that comic where a guy loved eating eggs but then he started dating a chicken and couldn’t eat eggs anymore. I could not tell you what it was called or how it ended
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nobodythefifth · 5 years ago
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I just learned how to crochet today and It’s now 4 am I’ve been crocheting for 7 hours straight.
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nobodythefifth · 5 years ago
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Ahh yes the four trywives
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nobodythefifth · 6 years ago
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Deja vu is just a mental sneeze
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nobodythefifth · 6 years ago
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Concept: MLA9 has no conclusions
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nobodythefifth · 6 years ago
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Me: :(
Bread: 🥖
Me: :)
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nobodythefifth · 6 years ago
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Mom: if you take a nap now, you’ll never get to sleep tonight
Me:
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nobodythefifth · 6 years ago
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Every time I see a “road work ahead” sign I HAVE TO say “uh yeah I sure hope it does” and it’s gotten so bad that I’m starting to annoy myself
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nobodythefifth · 6 years ago
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Tops: scoop chips in dip
Bottoms: dip chips in dip
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nobodythefifth · 6 years ago
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Caillou’s Unexpectedly Intimidating Height Has Twitter Shook
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nobodythefifth · 6 years ago
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Hmm maybe it’s a tad biased
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nobodythefifth · 6 years ago
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Are y’all ever in a Mood™ and you don’t want to listen to your music because you don’t want the songs you love to be soured?
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nobodythefifth · 6 years ago
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It’s raining it’s pouring
The old man is snoring
He went to bed and bumped his head and
FUCKING DIED HOW IS THIS A KIDS SONG
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nobodythefifth · 6 years ago
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Greys anatomy season 15 episode 19. So powerful and important
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