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You Won’t Change My Mind
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Merlin’s girly🌸Arthur’s number one hater (not really)Dislikes all ships equally 🫶
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nononsensesblog · 3 months ago
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It’s kinda hilarious to me how down with murder Merlin is. Like I feel like most shows, especially family shows, have the character at least be morally conflicted about killing. If not out right refusing to kill.
Merlin does not give two shits. He murks someone in the first episode, zero conflict. His body count must be at least in the thousands by the end of the show (considering he took out a whole army). But let’s not forget all the up close and personal murders he commits.
I recently rewatched the changeling, and in that episode in quick succession he kills Grunhilda, the Sidhe and then gives Gaius a look like “do I need to do everything myself?” And gives Elena the potion. ZERO fucks given, he is so unfazed. Merlin is always down for murder. It’s so funny.
And I support him lol.
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nononsensesblog · 3 months ago
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in my mind, whatever it is they have going on right now, they're probably going to kiss about it later.
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nononsensesblog · 3 months ago
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my first offering to the merlin fandom, good god i'm so obsessed. look at what i've done to my boy.
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nononsensesblog · 3 months ago
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I love that Arthur and Merlin are part of this huge prophecy. They are two halves of a whole, two sides of the same coin.
And then there is Gwaine who somehow managed to wiggle himself into this elite circle in the sluttiest way possible and rebranded them as strength, magic and courage
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nononsensesblog · 3 months ago
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Merlin, after fixing yet another love enchantment attempt: Why did the potion work on everyone, but Leon?
Gaius: Well, love potions can be tricky. If a persons heart is already completely in love with and wholly devoted to someone, the effect might not take hold
Arthur: But Leon isn’t courting anyone?
Merlin: I wonder who his true love is
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Leon, alone in his bedroom: Man, I love The Knights code
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nononsensesblog · 3 months ago
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i wanted gwaine to find out about merlin’s magic if nothing else for the comedic potential of him being kinda offended lancelot already knew
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nononsensesblog · 4 months ago
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“Merlin is not a god, nor anything like it.”
“No,” Bayard agreed, though he said it as if Arthur were daft for even thinking it. “Merlin is not. But Emrys may speak for those others, or they through him. He is a precept of nature, like the cycle of the seasons. Your gods are not like mine; they are not above the natural world. This great wheel that some of your cults speak of – your gods do not control that. They are subject to it. Emrys is not – he is part of the wheel. He has a certain power over it and them. Or at least, for those of us not raised in the ways of the old religion, that is the nearest parallel we have to understand it by. None of this makes your Merlin that thing, but it is the idea behind the name by which the old religion calls him. It is the people’s expectation of him when they address him as such.”
“They expect him to be a god?” Arthur asked, stuck on that notion.
“They expect him to turn the wheel,” Bayard corrected. “To be the living will of natural order. Justice, rightness, balance… They expect him to swing the pendulum back, and save them from the chaos. And to anoint you, the rightful and gods-given king, to do it.” He gestured at Arthur’s sword, belted firm at his hip. “Which he has.”
Arthur shook his head. He already knew that many magic folk expected Merlin to somehow free or save them, and the pressure of it had cut a swath of damage through the center of Merlin’s life. “It is unfair to place that on him. If anyone should bear the burden, it is me – I am the king. I hold responsibility for the wellbeing of my people. Not him.”
“And from where does that authority of yours come?” Bayard asked. “Is it not from some god? Is your kingship not a sacred right?”
“Yes, and Merlin is not a god! He does not bestow that.”
The Hands of a Hundred Winters -Chapter 14.
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nononsensesblog · 4 months ago
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“He believes in Arthur so Arthur gets to be king.”
Broke: Merlin is a royalist because he is a class traitor boot licker
Woke: Merlin is a royalist because he was raised a peasant in the sixth century and he has the perspective and values typical of that time period on top of his personal experiences with Arthur to give him faith in the enlightened despotism favored by Catherine the Great and Frederick of Prussia.
Bespoke: Merlin is a royalist because anyone who had to live through both the English Civil War and Voltaire's exile to Britain would come out the other side thinking democracy is stupid.
Transcendent: Merlin is not a royalist. He is the divine right of kings in human form. The avatar of Albion and its magic. He does not believe in kings because of Arthur. He believes in Arthur so Arthur gets to be king.
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nononsensesblog · 5 months ago
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i’m so sorry there are way too many people who sympathize with arthur over merlin hiding his magic from him as if his FATHER wasn’t the direct cause of a mass genocide that was STILL ONGOING in the beginning and even when arthur wasn’t really enforcing it it was STILL COMPLELTLY LEGAL to kill him
and then some people are like “arthur always knew au” but they still keep everything the same so again because “he just wants merlin to trust him” but the issue with that is WHY WOULD MERLIN TRUST HIM WHEN HE DOESNT CHANGE THE LAWS
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nononsensesblog · 5 months ago
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do you see this shit my liege
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nononsensesblog · 5 months ago
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nononsensesblog · 5 months ago
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“Gwen is the only valid ruler” please seek professional help.
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nononsensesblog · 5 months ago
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Merls from memory and from photos
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A Servant’s Guide: George versus Merlin
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nononsensesblog · 5 months ago
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—Fyodor Dostoevsky
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nononsensesblog · 5 months ago
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Gwen: I'm in love with another man Arthur: Thank God, so am I
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nononsensesblog · 6 months ago
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i love characters who are always like fear not, i shall take care of this problem for you….. by sacrificing myself!! and everyone else is like i swear to god if you pull this shit again i’ll kill you
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