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Cheese isnt ment to jigle??
Stop pretending American cheese is real cheese. It's too jiggly. It smells like feet. And it tastes like gelatin made by the Devil. If you eat this you're going in the gulag, unless you're a woman in which case I'm giving you a block of smoked Gouda and telling you to woman the fuck up and eat it
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I keep hearing about this thing caled "art fught", what is it? How do you fight with art? Are we throwing things?
~Sally
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greg! sally! I'm helping! the hoomans need this!
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i think i ated sumthing bad. sally was talking to me but i all i heard was colors
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i wants to touch
hearsey's owl moth (brahmaea hearseyi) | ofmoth_andflame on ig
#stim#moths#insects#bugs#sfw#brown#black#tan#white#my GOD look at this moth#it looks like a dang plushie#wings#animals#hearsey's owl moth#brahmaea hearseyi#hands#long nails#ishy gifs#postish
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I am in dis pictures and i donot like it.
Can we have some funny looking opossum pngs?
Thank you!!
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Ejecting my guts and smeling like death would relly help my playing ded game then again, I like biting.
#not an opossum#I could use a better bite#hmmmm#hard choice#what do you think Greg?#Greg says shoot blood#Greg's wrong
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i have met a lizard named Bethany before.
God willing they will not convict me for parthenogenesis out of wedlock
#She was also quite fed up with the males of her species#interesting concidence#lizard#not an opossum#i swear
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nvm i forgiv trash fire man. I liked the scraps he gave us.
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Whoever jst sent that trsh can on fire, fuck u. I was about to grab a snak from it. atleast check wit others before setinh fires! i will bite you if you're not more considerate next time
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