notalizard
Not A Lizard
Mid to high tier shitposts. Chronic mental and physical illness haver. Feel free to vent in dms.
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Feel like I was born to be a slut but god made me asexual for some reason
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Imagine letting someone not only steal your phone but also use your Face ID to unlock it and have full access to all your phone.
Loser <3
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No one:
My nine year old golden retriever when she jumps on my bed again then realizes she can’t get down on her own:
(she has to beg me to pick her up and place her on the ground )
#i love my dog#but damn#I always hurt myself trying to help her#like I already have chronic pain#a bitch can’t always help you#golden retriever#dog memes#shit post#chronic pain#chronic illness#chronic pain memes#I hope this counts#I need to exploit the algorithm
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Why is it so hard to type with wet nails??
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Me: *realizes all my dads exes look like me while painting my nails*
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No one:
Me: *realizes all my dads exes look like me while painting my nails*
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Let’s fight fire with fire and burn the whole country down
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Okay what the actual fuck did I post last night
(By participating in this pole you are admitting you love me btw)
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Me looking for funny TikTok’s:
*Like a dozen of the people I follow becoming aggressively christian*
#did-#did I miss something#and here I was thinking I escaped#NO HATE FOR CHRISTIANITY#UNLESS YOU USE IT AS AN EXCUSE TO DISREPECT OTHERS EXSISTANCE#IN WHICH CASE VERY MICH OFFENSE#former christian#Christianity#tiktok
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(By participating in this pole you are admitting you love me btw)
#mlb#mlb fandom#miraculous ladybug#marinette dupain cheng#shit post#shitpost#shitposting#babe wake up#new “would you still love me if I was a worm just dropped#poll#tumble polls
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Shout out to elementary school me who found out that kicking someone in the balls could stop them from having kids and proceeded to kick the absolute shit out of a kid I thought was mean
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Sorry can I just-
In 7 months I gained 700+ followers
In another 7 months I gained 13
God damn.
#tumblr is so concerning#okay wasn’t gonna put that tag but It came up first so how could I now#tumblr
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Girl what did I buy???
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Surprised how split this is
When someone tells me not to spoil something I give them an spoiler that isn’t true
EX:
“I’m seeing Spider-man tomorrow no spoilers!!!”
“Oh cool I liked that movie. It did suck when the villain killed himself to save MJ tho.”
“…what the absolute fuck.”
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Yall I love it when I see someone reblog or reply with an @[username]
Like something I put something silly into the world and you think of some a specific person and that is so sweet
#i love yall#I cannot repeat this enough#yes I am incredibly emotional for no reason rn#it’s probably the nightmares getting to me or sm#wholesome
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Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children
Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.
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I should shut up soon
Not at all what yall asked for but enjoy my Sarah Lynn drawing I made while trying perspective.(didn’t do great with perspective but my girl slays)
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